Asura’s Wrath- Asura

The gods of fate cruelly deigned to take a dump on Asura from their lofty perch in the clouds. As such, it’s fortuitous for our hero that this was a metaphorical dump, as the g-force acting upon it would make for quite the potent projectile as it hurtled Earthwards.Cranial-compression from an Ambrosial shit is no dignified demise for a demigod. Asura’s wife is murdered, his daughter taken hostage. He is cast down to Earth with us piteous human flesh-bags, yet he remains remarkably stoical about this disconcerting series of events. For much of the game’s duration you will make daisy chains and frolic in fields with gleeful abandon. So I’m led to believe. I was quite certain that, conversely, your quest instead involved hideous disemboweling goodtimes; as you avenge yourself on the coup d’etat’s conspirators. Asura, in short, is an express train full of hatred, like that time Satan possessed Thomas the Tank Engine. (I vehemently maintain that it was a mistake to televise that episode, little Jimmy still pisses the bed. And he’s twenty five next week.)

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