Egotastic’s Gaming Gallery of the Week: 2

Gargantuan gorilla balls to 'Never the twain shall meet.' It transpires that nipp-lets and nerdery thrive and multiply merrily together; much like the botulism toxins in that 4am burger I shouldn't have eaten after a drinking binge. Most of my body weight and a good few feet of intestine were lost to the cause/sewer that night. Whoever emblazoned the Genesis with the heinous fabrication that it offers 'high definition graphics' is worthy of a good smiting with THE STICK OF GHASTLY, GHASTLY LIES. Elsewhere, we confront the old axiom: Birds revel in the chance to take a dump on cars. Immaculately cleaned ones, furthermore, are some perverse avian nirvana for the bastards.

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