Street Fighter? Nuts to that. We give NO SHITS for nerdtacular sweaty guys mocking their opponent's mother and her fictitious glandular problems at tournaments. Even so, Crystal's wondrous take on Brit pugilist Cammy 'Look at my ass! LOOK! AT MY ASS! White singlehandedly redeems the entire genre. Such is the irrevocable power of the cosplay hottie. The utmost deference to the subject matter meets skimpy wonderment at every turn. Can you name every character making a cleavage-tastic appearance here? If you can, mid-ogle, we salute your prowess as a true multi-tasking Renaissance man of the modern era.