Lindsay Lohan vs Joan Rivers - Lohan probably has enough problems to worry about without having to partake in an online battle with ageing comedienne Rivers. A particular highlight has Joan's "Lindsay Lohan had 'F--- you' pained on her nail. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank' painted on her." To which Lindsay responded, "Joan River and her 'stargument' make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven." Calm down ladies.