From Baroness to Green Lantern to Rikku from Final Fantasy, is there no fictional character this women hasn't brought to life in a huge shitstorm of skimpy artistry and humiliating erections-in-public scenarios? No. No there isn't. We may not care for the decade-or-so-since-a-release-that-WASN'T-shit Final Fantasy franchise, or obscure super-nobodies, but let's be fair: As mom told us in the eighties, it's what is inside that counts. Inside all these costumes is a very sexy lady indeed, which should surely suffice for anyone.