Cara Dickey, you blond didactic predator. Convicted in 2010, the 32-year-old mother of three and former-Buffalo social studies teacher served two years for getting in the sack with her 14-year-old student after getting him nice and drunk first. Oh, she also entered into a suicide pact with the young man. Currently on parole, Ms. Dickey is prohibited from being in the presence of a minor without an authorized waiver and is required to wear a monitoring device on her ankle. Which would explain why the day after being questioned by her parole officer about being seen in the presence of a minor, she cut the ankle bracelet off and skipped town, calling up a local Buffalo news outlet to let them know she won't be turning herself in.
The unfortunately named Dickey told the station that the minor-in-question was her girlfriend's younger brother (oh, right, I forgot to say she's now a lesbian) and there was nothing salacious involved, just a holiday gathering to celebrate Christmas together.