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Ashley Tisdale Strips Down To Teeny Tiny Bikini – Huffington Post |
 Adriana Lima Gives Us Her Pouty Face On The Beach – TMZ | |
| Is Farrah Abraham Pregnant? – TMZ | |
| Jennifer Lawrence is still spilling out of this dress – Huffington Post | |
| Celeb Nude Scenes You've Never Seen Before – FOX News | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
What we have here is, for all intents and purposes, a (slightly) interactive Sex Ed class. Lamentably, it’s bereft of the five-hundred pound saggy-titted elderly teacher bellowing about erections and the importance of washing your bollocks thoroughly. Nor are there any class morons throwing huge rubber penises around (your memories of Sex Ed classes may differ). To defeat the notorious Sperminator, you must answer an array of true-or-false questions pertaining to STIs. A little of his lifebar will be depleted with correct answers, and mistakes will cause him to propel ghastly fanged sperm projectiles RIGHT AT YOUR FACE. It’s almost -almost- an actual video game, sans entertainment value, instead opting to demand whether it’s possible to contract crabs from a toilet seat. Won’t SOMEBODY think of the children? Well, it transpires that they have; Wonder Vag and Captain Condom are the 'edutainment' result.
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