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Phoebe Price Is The Real Reason For The Season

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Sam Robeson - December 25, 2018

 

Jesus? Oh he canceled. A little magical baby might have been the og reason for the season, but everything changed the second Phoebe Price landed on this plane in a spaceship. Price has been a Dark Web blog staple for literally decades (I first learned about her in college via Dlisted) and what's truly admirable is that she hasn't changed up her routine one iota. In fact these pictures could be from 2005. Or 2050 for that matter. Price's supermodel contemporaries compromise their aesthetic to fit in. Why be Kate Moss when you can be Phoebe Phucking Price? She saw one drag show in 2000 and said "this is me now" and never looked back. In these new pap pics (which I paid to download bwahaha) Price is dressed as nymphomaniac Mrs. Claus while sprinkling her alien venereal diseases around an abandoned Christmas tree farm. Just like Jesus in that manger all those years ago. Or whatever I'm drunk.

Photo Credit: Backgrid

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