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Phoebe Price And Mary Carey Making Magic

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Lex Jurgen - February 19, 2016


While playing catty with a former porn star your mind has to be thinking about choice you made twenty years ago to stick with the soft core track. A thousand public outings in super low cut tops, baring your ass in short skirts, flashing your snatch at family friendly venues causing fathers to assure their young sons that not all vaginas are similarly frightening. Please don't be gay. Please don't be gay. It's okay to think it.

The middle road never served anybody particularly well. Baby bear was a pussy. In a pre-Kardashian world you could make a decent living with your right tit falling out of your dress at the MOMA. The stakes are so much higher now. Abortion blumpkins are what's happening. Selfie that shit. The window is closing faster than you know. There's nothing more disconcerting than a porn star wearing clothes.

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