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aldo-vallon - May 5, 2018

Of all the times for a string to actually to its job, of course it would choose to do it when it is attached to the dress of Christiana Cinn.

I tell ya, I have bought brand new shoes and had the shoe lace break the first time I tried tying them tight. I have double knotted my shoelaces when I needed to ensure they would not come undone, only to have them come undone five minutes into walking. Because of this I sure as hell would not trust a shoelace to hold my pants together.

So clearly Christiana has not had the same misfortune with strings that I have since she is still willing to put her faith in them when it matters most.

I still think that if just a little more pressure had been applied to it then it would have split right up the side. All we needed was someone to slap her bag out of her hand so that she would have had to bend over for it. Would it have been a dick move? Of course. Would it have been worth the assault charge? Possibly. It all depends on the tensile strength of the string.


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