Penelope Cruz Ridiculously Muy Robusto on the Cannes Red Carpet

Wow. I mean, seriously, jaw dropping onto floor where it lays immovable kind of wow. Penelope Cruz was just smoking hot at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Rake in the Dough at the Cannes Film Festival this weekend. I think this is actually like the fifteen premiere of the film at the festival so far, they seem to happen like every other hour, but Penelope Cruz looks so hot at each and every one of them, topping off her sexy bomb explosion with her boobtastic and sweet MILF body packed into this stretch blue number that didn't just show off her lady curves, it pretty much shouted them to the entire universe. Wow. So seriously hot. Enjoy.

(Note: sadly, the skin tight dress did not reveal actual nipple pokes thanks to the dastardly newly popular dress design element of the fake nipple-seam where the lovely udder points would otherwise flaunt and flash. It's really the devil's handiwork if you ask me and ought be outlawed by some international tribunal or at the Hall of Justice or something.)