Penelope Cruz Gives Morning Woody on the Set of ‘Bop Decameron’

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bill-swift - July 13, 2011

The main reason-for-being these days for Woody Allen, other than to be beloved in Europe where they are more flexible on the matters of banging your adopted daughter and such, is to put Penelope Cruz in little romantic comedies where she wears showy little outfits. This is a good thing.

Penelope Cruz is one of those rarified air sextastic celebs who has become even hotter after joining the ranks of MILFitude. Bigger up top, sexier everywhere else. A woman who bears a strong analogous resemblance to a piece of ripe fruit, such as might might find ever so tempting in your Garden of Ogle. Consider me ready to pluck. Enjoy.