bill-swift - January 21, 2016
Penelope Cruz is admirable both in her dedication to the Spanish film industry and her native tongue, and to how badly she makes me want to tongue... oops, I almost broke seven rules there. Penelope made her way cleavetastically delicious along the red carpet at the film awards in Spain, stealing the show and every lens of every single camera. At 41 Penelope is an automatic top tier member of the Forties and Faptastic club with now twenty years of topless film roles beneath her belt.
If only Hollywood had more daring bold and racktastic actresses like Penelope. We wouldn't need to hear so much about how brave so and so was to be topless during filming only to realize those moments somehow never made it to the final cut and the actress can't explain why. I don't like lies. Not nearly as much as beautiful round fluffy mammary orbs slapping me over and over against my cheek as I apologize for being naughty boy. But then, I've said too much. Brave to you and your twin sweethearts, Penelope. Muchas gracias. Enjoy.
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