bill-swift - May 25, 2013
You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I'm a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I'm that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you're into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.
The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It's an event at which I really think I could've cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there's nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.