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Paulina Gretzky Isn’t Half Bad Looking

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Lex Jurgen - January 8, 2014


I'm getting kind of misty here. It seems like just yesterday I was masturbating to Paulina's mom. Now, here I am imagining the daughter. Just like her mom, Paulina isn't waiting around to nab a professional athlete to marry. It's like a running back jumping on the biggest guaranteed contract dollars knowing those knees won't hold out forever. Lock it down when everybody wants you and you won't be working as an Indian reservation casino greeter someday. It'll be a few years before her fiancé Dustin Johnson completely understands why a guy like Tiger would bang any and all women other than his hot blond wife. But a fun few years.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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