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Paula Patton Busty Hotness In NYC

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bill-swift - June 9, 2016

Paula Patton has always been on my list of girls I must know carnally before I leave this planet. Yes, the list is longer and one man couldn't possibly make his way through such an extensive amount of making of the sweaty sexy if he lives twenty lifetimes, but as Confucius almost said, the journey of ten thousand hotties begins with the first shtup. Paula, you know my number, I've emailed it to you several times and despite it bouncing back as blocked, I imagine that only means I'm on your special "maybe on a rainy day" list.

Paula was out and about in Manhattan showing off her stellar MILFtastic rack in the June month in the Big Apple when all the peaches and melons start coming out to the outdoor stands. I think that's a metaphor. I can't be sure. I know I was leering so intently at Paula's hot body that my lower half became catatonic and rigid. I've spoken to several leading doctors about this all of whom have confirmed for me that I'm better keeping this to myself. One said "gross" but he seemed super unprofessional. Paula, seriously, let's really get back at Robin Thicke for being a jerk and being an adult male in 2016 who wears silk vests. I have ideas. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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