Patti LuPone Pooping On Uma Thurman’s Broadway Performance

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elliot-wolf - April 15, 2018

Women don’t really stick together outside of metoo related incidents or other similar instances that allow them the opportunity to unitedly shame men. It’s completely fine for women to be cunts to each other, just as long as the offender wasn’t a man that made a woman cry. Patti LuPone is an impressive woman with a wonderful voice. She also looks likes a cat eating Alf in outfits that women would wear if they were to board the Titanic in 1912. Patti may have been decent to look at when she was younger, but since then has aged into a bitter elderly woman with resting Jew face. She had some very unkosher things to say about Uma Thurman and her ilk. She’s pissed that Hollywood actors and actresses are encroaching on Broadway.

Patti LuPone wants Hollywood stars to say in Hollywood, specifically Uma Thurman.

“I don’t necessarily need to see film actors on stage, because they can’t. Not in my country they can’t,” LuPone said at the launch of a revival of Stephen Sondheim’s Company, per iNews. “Can I just say, Uma Thurman in ‘The Parisian Woman,’ anybody see it? Holy s–t! I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

Thurman received mixed reviews for her role in last year’s “The Parisian Woman.” LuPone said while there might not be a stigma against film actors appearing on Broadway anymore, “perhaps there should be.”

Someone needs to sit Patti down and show her Birdman The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance. Washed up A-listers looking for the second wind in their career always choose Broadway. Hollywood actresses shouldn’t be discredited for their hard work in film just because  Broadway requires a higher talent level due to everything being one take in front of a live audience. Women in Broadway never had to worry about Weinstein. Uma had to recite her lines while Harvey most likely mouthed the dirty things he wanted to do to her. That level of concentration takes talent. There’s no need to behave like an elitist just because Uma wanted to give Broadway a go. Patti should probably look into getting laid more often.

Photo Credit: Uma Thurman from Instagram / Pacific Coast News