editor - May 14, 2014
Because someone needs a DJ for their meaningless after party or a really old, rich guy wants to overpay for sex, Paris Hilton has been bragging that she's heading to the Cannes Film Festival again, and it's certainly not because she's actually supposed to be there. She also bragged about how she's going to have a photo shoot with Ellen von Unwerth, who Paris claims takes the sexiest pictures of her. That's a pretty bold claim, seeing as we've already seen Paris's breasts and vagina on a number of occasions, and we've even watched her suck a douchebag's dick through night vision, so unless she means that Ellen is going to take pictures of her being fed to bears, I'm not sure there's a sexy photo of Paris left to take.
Photo Credits: Paris Hilton Instagram
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