Billionaire Barbie Battles Gangs With Heels and Grit

Well, Billionaire Barbie does just about anything, and after a failed attempt to secrete an eight-ball of coke up her hotel lobby, Billionaire Barbie does Community Service. Somebody somewhere in government obviously thought it would be ironic to see Paris Hilton cleaning up drug gang graffiti as apropos punishment for own drug violation, but nobody could have foreseen this blonde-haired scholar hatching a plan to sport her Billionaire Barbie Disco Edition nightclub heels along the frontlines of gang central. Oh, Paris, you are a minx. Enjoy.

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