Paris Hilton Wears a Bikini in Dubai, Is an Idiot

I hate posting about Paris Hilton, but when doing so highlights the fact that she is a complete and total moron, well, I can make an exception. So the story is, Paris Hilton was in Dubai shooting the third season of her show My New BFF (which it would seem never works out, as she is Forever searching for Best Briends) and was told by the show's producers that you are not allowed to wear a bikini in Dubai. Why they were shooting in Dubai in the first place is beyond me. Anyway, she decided to wear a bikini regardless - this after publicly stating how much she respects Middle East culture. Nice.

Thus far, Paris Hilton has not been jailed, or executed. Sadly.