bill-swift - May 31, 2006
I think Paris Hilton is schizophrenic. We all know she's ridiculously stupid, but her latest comments and actions have me thinking there's more than one moron rattling around in her head. According to FemaleFirst, Paris was openly saying how sexy her new movie role is, and that she even has a strip scene - as if that's a novelty.
The fledgling actress stars in new comic film 'National Lampoon's Pledge' and has promised fans they can expect to see her showing off her sexy body in several racy scenes.
She told Britain's Top Of The Pops magazine: "It's a very sexy movie. It's all, like, hot sorority girls at college and everybody's beautiful. They are lots of sexy scenes with me.'
In the movie, Paris plays a bitchy college senior who makes new students perform a variety of cruel stunts to win a place in her 'frat' house.
But then the next day, comes news from DigitalSpy that Paris ditched the Cannes premiere of the very same film because of excessive nudity that was added to the movie.
Paris Hilton refused to turn up to the premiere of her new film at the Cannes Festival following a dispute with producers over the nudity content.
The socialite boycotted the first showing of National Lampoon's Pledge This! after film-makers added nudity to the final cut without consulting her.
She said "I'm angry that they editted the final cut without my permission.
"I took the part on the assurance that I wouldn't do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I'd be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls. I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere."
I know I shouldn't be trying to apply any kind of logic, or reason to anything Paris Hilton says or does, but this is just ridiculous. Forget the fact that everyone has already seen her having sex. Also forget the fact that no one will ever take her seriously, especially not starring in a National Lampoon movie. What is it that she is actually trying to accomplish with all this?
I swear, I want to smack her upside the head for being such a completely useless waste of space and air. Frankly, I want to smack myself for even writing this, but at least I get to vent, and hopefully entertain you for a moment or two. But I've got to stop talking about her right now, or I'm going to have an aneurysm.
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