Sam Robeson - January 31, 2018
If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought "mmm, that's so hot, I want it so bad" A) you're into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you're also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double the bewigged mare double the fun realness by dressing just like Kim for a bunch of Instagram pics. Kardashian has made a habit of clomping around parking lots in a blonde wig for her recent Insta photo shoots, and now the iconic look seems to be proliferating. It's like a Black Mirror episode in which all drown in exploded implant juice. But can balls of silicone and STDs have human feelings? Mind blow.
Because these are social media posts by celebrities, you know that some sort of #ad shenanigans are involved, and it turns out that Hilton is actually on Kim's gay BFF Kanye West's payroll as a model for his new Yeezy clothing line. The fact that Hilton has technically found work as a model is a sign of our collective wavering good taste. West also employed some of his other gal pals like two prostitutes called the Clermont Twins as well as Kylie Jenner's bestie Jordyn Woods to partake in his super artsy and meta and viral clothing campaign. And speaking of viral, here's Paris and Kim.
Photo Credit: Instagram / Splash News
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