Paris Hilton Cleans Up Okay

Normally, Paris Hilton needs to have a breast or two hanging out of her dress to make it onto this blog, but today is special. In fact, today Paris Hilton is on Egotastic! for the very reason that her nipples are not slipping out, and there is no sex tape scandal around (at least none that I know of).

This post is about restraint, and how anyone, even Paris Hilton can look presentable, and even refined, if they made the effort. Witness Paris Hilton, looking almost elegant in this photoshoot for Bazaar. Bizzare.