Fernanda Uesler One Piece Swimsuit Hot Body Throwdown on Miami Beach

Interesting. Very interesting. Brazilian sextastic model and beach comber extraordinaire Fernanda Uesler opted to throw her hat into the hottest body on the beach contest in a bright one piece swimsuit rather than a bikini. Granted, this isn’t your granny’s boardwalk bathing suit. Nay, this sleek little body hugging and lady parts revealing number is quite fashion forward. Not to mention other things leaning toward the front as you ogle this fine Sudamericana transplant engaged in the most epic silent body battle in the history of beach-hood.

Fernanda Uesler isn’t just some ‘chick on the beach’. She’s a divine presence flashing her fineries in one-piece style. This could be a complete game changer. And, trust me, this is the most wonderful game ever invented. Enjoy.

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Maitland Ward as Sexy Santa Is Oh, So Sweet and Cleavy Pokey

There isn’t a single event in Hollywood where Maitland Ward and her sweet curves aren’t a welcome sight. Tis the season for wonderful shows of Sexy Santa costumes for girls like Maitland who bring their own Santa’s bag of tricks with them everywhere they go. If you need something to put you into the holiday spirit, just stare deeply into that racktastic bit of wonderment.

Christmas really is my favorite time of the year, in no small part thanks to how sextastic elves and Santa’s helpers have taken over the holiday by sheer force of being amazing looking. Maitland Ward is most definitely a North Pole treat that will leave you feeling the tug of gravity around your Southern Pole. That innuendo wasn’t even hardly veiled. Job well done, Maitland. Enjoy.

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Alyssa Barbara Big Bodacious Yum Yums in Lace Lingerie


Oh, Canada, how you do deliver in pressing times. Or pulling times. Pressing and pulling I suppose when it comes to the most common reactions to seeing Canuckian alluring model Alyssa Barbara posing in lingerie for your viewing pleasure. Other common reactions include drooling, low frequency moans, and the desire to eat many oysters chased with Scotch.

I’m not sure if it’s the epic boobtastic or the fine rear in lacy little things, but I suddenly feel inspired to song. It’s kind of a dirty limerick more than a song and would get me slapped in most proper established. But such is the poetry in men inspired by the fairest of the finer gender. Alyssa, you are just doing wonderfully horrible things to my gray matter at the moment. I suppose that was the point. Job well done. So hot. Enjoy.

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Jaclyn Swedberg Nekkid New and So Damn Hot for Playboy (Get Playboy.TV Free Week for Xmas!)

 
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One of the most popular lovely lasses we’ve shared visual wonderments this year had to be Jaclyn Swedberg who reappeared in numerous bikini photoshoots in 2014. So, fortune of fortunes that our friends at PlayboyPlus just this week launched her latest hottest topless pictorial for the bunny magazine. Truly a princess among princesses. A brunette hottie of curvaceous, nay, monumental proportions.

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Nina Agdal Bra and Panties Posing As Your Christmas Wish

Sometimes photo shoot titles are just dead on in titling. Like this Nina Agdal lingerie pimping promotion for Leonisa called ‘Christmas Wishes’. I don’t know about you, but this is precisely the type of sexstastic wrapped goodness I imagine finding under my aluminum lifelike Christmas tree on the 25th. It’d be a squeeze, but the mere thought of unwrapping Danish Delight Nina Agdal underneath the vinyl pine simply makes me too excited to sleep on the 24th.

Her perfect curves, that soft skin, those delicious lady parts barely covered in silken bra and panties. Yes, this is why I still hear the bells on Christmas. They’re guiding me to the likes of Nina Agdal and her yuletide funbags. Santa, if you please, you could make a little big boy very happy this year simply by making a quick stop in Copenhagen on your way to L.A. Enjoy.

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Vicky Pattison Sexy Photoshoot at the Gym in London

“Geordie Shore” star Vicki Pattinson was working what her mama gave her in this sexy photoshoot at a gym in London. Vicki has something our “Jersey Shore” girls don’t have, namely being in terrific shape. She’s the very definition of well-toned. She’s also got a pretty spectacular set of funbags. It takes effort to keep your pecs in strong working order. That’s how you keep them from drooping. Fact.

I would like to travel to London and feast on her tea and crumpets. Does that sound creepy?

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Charli XCX Deep Cleavage Nipple Pokes Hotness at 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball 2014 Backstage

Boobtacular pop princess Charli XCX was busting out of her cleavtastic jumpsuit at 103.5 KISS FM’s Jingle Ball. This thing had a plunging neckline that left little to the imagination. Charli has a pretty spectacular rack made all the better by her penchant for showing it off. It must have been chilly there because there was definitely some nipple pokeage going on that night. Some people criticize these young girl singers for being hyper sexualized. I say it’s a good thing. There is nothing wrong with young ladies looking up to girls that happen to dress in little to no clothes. Feminism doesn’t mean being frumpy.

I wonder how I snag an invite to next year’s Jingle Ball? It was a veritable schmorgasbord of hotties. I’d like to eat at that buffet table of sexiness.

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