Khloe Kardashian Plunging Blouse And Tight White Pants In NYC

Khloe Kardashian was showing off those famous jugs of hers in a plunging blouse while out on the town in New York City. This in spite of the fact that it is cold as F here. But Khloe, ever the trooper, is willing to suffer a bit of boob draft for our viewing pleasure. All of the members of the Kardashian/Jenner clan have enormous and beautiful ta-tas, of course. But I have to say that I like Khloe’s boobs best. I know that’s a controversial thing to say but it’s how I feel in the depths of my soul and pants. Kim has the superior booty, though. If you could somehow combine Khloe’s funbags with Kim’s butt and Kylie’s face you would create a super hot chick who could not be rivaled.

Alas, that is impossible. But we have them all separately to marvel at. They are all more than the sum of their parts.

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Kennedy Summers Topless Nekkid Gorgeous in Black Lingerie (With a PlayboyTV Offer You Can Not Miss!)

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I just couldn’t wait very long this time. After seeing Kennedy Summers in her bikini just minutes ago, I had to share another glorious set of the PMOY in various stages of undress for Playboy magazine. This medical student slash beyond smoking hot blonde just toys with my mind something awful. Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have another sweltering hot peek at Kennedy quite nekkid all over. Some guys are into golf, some into cars, I’m into Kennedy Summers, if only that weren’t just figurative.


Our good friends at Playboy really want you to see Kennedy and other girls who Mother Nature has blessed with incredible bodies and sextastic looks on Playboy.TV so they’re offering a one week free trial. This is the one instance in your life where the word trial is entirely positive and beneficial. Not like that whole public urination thing that got your name on that list. Just outstandingly alluring young women undressing each other because that’s the world works when it’s working perfectly. Enjoy.

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Kennedy Summers Tugs On Her Tiny Bikini Because That’s Just Crazy Hot

Kennedy Summers tease me not. Okay, I changed my mind, tease the hell out of me. The Playmate of the Year turned bikini model turned simply breaking you in half by way of lust inducement took her bottled water dollar turn out in the waves of Malibu, tugging on her tiny bikini because really somebody had to. Not like I didn’t volunteer.

This stellar sextastic blonde drives me all kinds of crazy in any and all poses and stages of just standing still and bring wildly hot. The tugging on the bikini business is just to see if you’re heart is strong enough for sex. Not with Kennedy Summers. Nobody’s heart is that strong, but whoever you’re so fortunate to be coupling. In her own way, she’s doing her part to elevate humanity. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Wearing Nothing But Love For Valentine’s

At this point, German model Micaela Schaefer seems to spend most of her waking hours mostly nekkid at the Brandenburg gate in Berlin. Everybody has their hobby. Who am I too judge. Especially when the result is the tall busty brunette flashing her funbags throughout much of the German daylight hours. For the holiday this week, covered especially in just Valentine’s Hearts. As if you needed directions to the sweet spots.

Micaela Schaefer is another one of those sextastic celebrities who help raise the bar in terms of public exhibitionism. Others see her and think, hmm, maybe I better start getting a little racier in my own promotional work. To which I think back, hmm, that would be ever so nice. We need trendsetters. If they’re hot models, all the better. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Topless Prosthetic Breasts and Booty Uncensored

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I’m not sure if you can technically call un-covered prosthetics to be uncensored, this is kind of new territory for me. I’m still not quite sure even why Kendall Jenner and Love magazine chose to put artificial big yams over her naturally perfect funbags and similar in lady hump additions to her rear end. I’m guessing it’s perhaps some kind of ribald poking fun of her older half-sister Kim Kardashian? I really don’t know. But I’ve never been good with abstract art. I always see female genitalia in every swirl.

We’ve seen some nice reveals of Kendall Jenner of late. At some point we’ll see some perfectly clean and perfectly naughty frontal shows of her real bare ta-ta’s. So let’s consider this a very odd warmup. Maybe something she does for you for Valentine’s Day in the future because she’s a little kooky and you’d never say no to anything a nude woman asked you. Fair enough. Enjoy.

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Felicity Jones Wet And Wild And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Felicity Jones goes splashy splashy in wet sexy shoot for Violet Grey. (Drunken Stepfather)

WWE’s Zahra Schreiber is topless and ready for action. (WWTDD)

Derek Jeter’s ex Vida Guerra has a big ‘ol booty. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus‘ sexy video for “Tongue Tied” is giving me a funny feeling in my pants. (Huffington Post)

Emily Ratajkowski in a lacey busty top is amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba sports a sports bra while she gets all nice and sweaty. (Popoholic)

Barbara Palvin is so hot it makes me a little faint. (COED)

Summer St. Claire Lacy White Lingerie Dreams

Summer St. Claire makes me want to be a much better man. Nothing that would take too much time or effort, but maybe shave more often or rescue a cat from a tree instead of watching it from the ground and yelling ‘Jump! Jump!’. She’s just so damn alluring whether in her original blonde or her often new found brunette.

Zoo magazine had the bright idea to put Summer in some clothes, albeit lacy white lingerie, and get her posing and preening for maximum lust inducement. I’d say it’s working, at least on this end. Wow. I’m not sure what I’d do were I to come home after a long day of three hours of work and find Summer like this crawling across my own faux Berber carpet, but I’d probably start with a faint just for good measure. Followed by mumbling, drooling, and catatonic staring, all to let the lady know, oh, yes, I’m ready and available. Enjoy.

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