Joanna Krupa Sideboob and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Miley Cyrus Topless
The singer bares her boobtastic again Read More »
Funbags Galore
These ta-tas totally take the cake Read More »
Sheridyn Fisher Bikini
This Aussie is stirring up some down under feelings Read More »

Joanna Krupa spills out some sideboob (The Superficial)

Alessandra Ambrosio slips lip in wardrobe malfunction (FOX)

Miley Cyrus is topless again (Starpulse)

Emma Stone in a see-through dress makes my senses tingle (HuffPo)

Sheridyn Fisher boobtastic and bikini pimping (Hollywood Tuna)

These are the dirty pillows that I dream about (Popoholic)

Mischa Barton braless gives a nipple peepshow (Drunken Stepfather)

Melissa Debling Topless Office Striptease Makes Coming to Work Much More Enjoyable

 

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I got my first office job only to learn that the busty hot girls in the office don't strip each afternoon in their cubicles. Even here at Egotastic! prevailing labor laws and all these newfangled sexual harassment rules hanging on the kitchen door prevent me from requesting such customs. Albeit, if it's voluntary, I'm not going to shut it down.

Nevertheless, none of this real life boring nonsense prevents the passionate man from engaging in some tried and true fantasy of a sextastic and ridiculously hot bodied woman like Melissa Debling stripping at her desk for some office time visual fun time. It really would help to increase attendance at work I believe. I'd probably never leave. I might just camp here and watch the replay on my iPad. Enjoy.

Reese Witherspoon Jogging Straight Into My Lust-Filled Heart

Reese Witherspoon has to be one of the most dedicated joggers in all of Los Angeles. You really don't even see many celebrities jogging anymore, not since they invented Pilates and yoga became popular and all the other indoor sweaty camel toe inducing workout regimens. But Reese is an old-fashioned girl who likes to get out the nylon shorts and the hat and hit the pavement to keep herself in fighting condition.

Reese has always held a minxy blonde place in my lower heart for her ability to bring a little sunshine into the happy time fantasies for well over a decade now. Even after giving birth to something like twenty kids and I don't remember how many marriages, I still melt when Reese jogs past in her sweaty clingy tops and bottoms. I'm a sucker for old school. Enjoy.

Julie Gonzalo Bikini Pictures Bring Boobtastic Dallas to Miami Waters

If you happen to watch the re-boot of Dallas on TNT, you know, because you're social life is pretty much in the crapper and the basketball game ended and pressing the channel to change the remote seems like too much effort, you may already know Latina hottie Julie Gonzalo who plays Pamela on the show. And if you don't know her, well, say howdy and welcome to Egotastic! to the sextastic curvy lady splashing around the shores of Miami in her showoff two piece.

I personally always have space for new celebrity hotties in my bikini vault of goodness. It's not a fixed space room, the libido grows to accommodate the ever expanding lexicon of visual wonderments. I have a lovely spot set aside for Julie Gonzalo in which I'm sure she'll feel comfortable, you know, other than the sight of me knocking on her door every two minutes asking her to come out and play. My imagination is a demanding fella. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Long and Lean and Leggy and Lovely in Manhattan

Everybody is declaring their fashion joy at how Taylor Swift is defining Spring in Manhattan. I have absolutely no idea what that means, other than unlike the native East Coasters, Taylor spent her winter working out and keeping her body lean and her legs long and toned so she was ready to go when the thermometers hit their first shorts weather day in The Big Apple. And she was ready to go.

I've been drooling over Taylor Swift's legs for some time now. While it's easy to mock her personal behavior at times, it's much more difficult to imagine contorting her legs into a pretzel like position and covering with ballpark mustard for an afternoon of condiment heaven. I always take the more challenging path. I'd like to take it with Taylor Swift, in short shorts. Or less. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Topless Shall Always Be Three Words That Thrill Me Like No Other

 

I feel like I've been in lust with Rosie Jones since before my bobos even descended into their current location, though I'm certain that can't possibly be true. Rosie Jones is still ever so young in her early 20's but her several years now of showing off her fine female form without many clothes feels like she's created a lifetime of memories already. Happy mammary memories.

But, like any great artist, there is no peaking for Rosie Jones. She's back again in outtakes from her recent Nuts photoshoot and looking simpler hotter and more funbag faptastic than ever. I'm not exactly sure how she does it, I only know I wish I could bottle it and keep it by my bedside for occasional sniffs. Oh, the aroma of Rosie Jones sextastic could mean that I never sleep on my stomach again, Completely worth it. Bless you, Rosie Jones. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Honored by GLAAD, But Other Boobtastics Steal the Show at Gala

Someday, I ought to be receiving my own GLAAD Media Award for my rather specific and repeated endorsement of hot lesbionic action on film and at bus tops and in Sapphic celebrity pool houses. But this year, Jennifer Lopez won the top award which meant she showed up to the big award show gala decked out to impress. And she did. But she wasn't the only lady that caught my eye on the red carpet as Greek Goddess Maria Menounous also showed up looking mighty fine, and Argentinean actress Sandra Vidal and Australian transplant Caitlin Stasey decided to bring out the serious cleave for the event as well.

So while I am obviously disappointed that my scissor kissing endorsements didn't win me a trophy, I can't help but feel a little glad myself at the sextastic sights on the red carpet for the inclusive organizations honorarium evening. And that concludes the worst pun ever. Enjoy.