Kaylee J Lavigne And Saab Marty Topless Spill Out Of Swimsuits During Baywatch Inspired Shoot

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Somebody’s got to sell this mysteriously unnerving water slash hot model girl photo production outlet. Why not the near brunette twinsies power of Kaylee J Lavigne and Saab Marty, just a couple of young models who delight in surfing, or at least rubbing their big bad Funions up against a surfboard while one lucky bastard snaps away.

This photoshoot is labeled as Baywatch tribute, though I’d hate to think you could tribute such classic high brow content with two albeit sweet bodied girls falling out of their red beach patrol swimsuits. For instance, where’s the inspiring music? Where are the fake water rescues filmed in somebody’s pool? Nope. This isn’t a tribute or an homage. This work stands entirely on its own. And it’s pretty darned ogle worthy in it’s own right. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Strutting in Leather, She’s Got That Grow’d Up Ginger Lust Crush Thing

Bella bella. The ginger topped teen slash emancipated world traveling movie starlet Bella Thorne is kicking up the ogle worthy skills by several notches in bare midriff, leather bottom looks just strutting about Hollywood like the star that she now is. Talk about coming into your own, Bella Thorne has risen quickly from the Disney ranks to become a nearly all grow’d up TV and film full time working thespianic and all-around perfect casting for the hot high school girl. Which she seems to be now in most every single movie. Oh, how I always loved those despicable popular girls and cheerleaders.

It’s hard to say at this point where Bella’s career track will take her and where it might peak. It’s safe to say it’s clearly now on the rise and I can only hope to say when she hits barely legal later this year it takes another noteworthy uptick thanks to some more racy reveals. We shall keep our fingers crossed and our candles lit. Somebody needs to wish for the important stuff. Enjoy.

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Sophie Simmons Covered Topless Full-Bodied Hotness in Galore

if you happen to dig the women with a little body on their bodies, then you’ll be quite visually inspired by the new pictorial of celebrity daughter Sophie Simmons and her soft body in leather lingerie and some strappy things that speak to one fun evening after seeing Fifty Shades. For several years now Sophie has been championing the cause of curvy girls to make their visual wonderment case while being half-nekkid. No matter which side of the fence you fall on in terms of personal preference, you have to respect her process.

Featured in the new edition of Galore magazine, Sophie gets black and white and naughty underthings all over. She’s naturally looking her best in the chosen photos. There’s no doubt she doesn’t fit the category of traditional VS or SI model. But I’m a man who believe in non-categorization. Mr. Happy can tell you what you like and what you don’t like, we don’t need to label the world objective. Let the lust take you where it will. Enjoy.

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Nikki Lund Bikini Pictures Ripe With Curves Heat Up the Chilly Malibu Shoreline

Nikki Lund is a fashion designer and a model. I can’t speak to her clothes making skills but I can speak to her ability to look ridiculously sweet in a bikini at the beach. I’m not sure why she colored her hair purple, crazy kids these days, but I’m not going to let it detract from my perusal of her candy coated body in that skimpy two piece.

I know it was rather chilly at the beach this weekend as I was out there with my metal detector searching for enough lost watches to pay my rent. I got six bottle caps and what I believe is a piece of Madonna’s back brace. Needless to say, Nikki Lund is a trooper for braving the cold for the sake of the show. Neither sleet nor snow nor temperatures dropping below 70 for a few days in Los Angeles can keep our sextastic celebrities from making their appointed exhibitionist rounds. And rightfully so. This is very much in the public interest. Enjoy.

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Elle Fanning Make-Up Free Tights Workout

Elle Fanning might be in more movies these days than James Franco. She’s got a ton of work. When I was her age I too had a job, but it was stocking women’s shoes. While it lent itself to one of my more adult fetishes, I can’t help but feel it was less thrilling than spending my days stretching in yoga and dining at the craft services table on movie sets. I suppose Elle also must do some faux high school work as well somewhere, she’s a busy girl.

Elle is the kind of natural hippy teen who isn’t going to be bothered seen without makeup in the public rough and tumble streets of Hollywood. She’s a dancer, an actress, and growing into one fine young woman without the modesty to find outdoors promenading in just a leotard an issue. I can respect that. When she turns eighteen, I can respect it in a whole different manner. Tick tock. Keep up the dancing, Elle. Enjoy.

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Iggy Azalea Curvaceous Horse Back Riding Lessons Because Horses Get Lucky Too

Iggy Azalea is the latest curvy lady in Celebrityville to take up horse back riding. It looks like this isn’t Iggy’s first rodeo, though it is rather surprising she was able to find riding pants in her booty size. I can’t imagine those are a standard fit. Though I would note from having spent a decent amount of time around the equestrian gals that those bottoms don’t run narrow. I think the horses prefer a good seat in the saddle atop.

Iggy has been much in the news of late for her social media wars, quitting Twitter, posting bikini shots of herself, being frisky with her Lakers boyfriend, maybe having a sex tape, having many other rappers tearing into her legitimacy and a bunch of other things not related to her spankable booty and curvaceous pop star body, which is pretty much our only concern here. Much like the horse itself, we don’t ask how it’s doing, we just want it to look pretty and jump when we tug. I could be more discreet, but today I’m feeling honest. I do love the ladies in their horsy outfits. Enjoy.

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Dakota Johnson Topless and Spanked Bare in Fifty Shades of Grey Revisited

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I’m pretty sure 50 Shades of Grey saw a 99% drop-off in box office after the first ginormous week. I guess the ladies who went to see it burnt themselves out a bit and the men are still hiding somewhere on a small island behind trees. But there’s no doubt there will be sequels along the lines of the book trilogy because that silly BDSM movie still made a mini-fortune. Such is the power of the three letter word that starts with an ‘s’ and ends with a ‘x’ and is not a music instrument though it can make blessed sounds.

This seemed like the right time to revisit our earlier sort of low resolution bits of handcuffed funbaggery stills from the rather racy film with a sharper look at Dakota Johnson in quite the breakout role. Go big or go home. At least, go nekkid and be spanked or go home. All the credit in the world to this second generation Hollywood star for taking on this role and the critiques that obviously come with. Blessings to your courage and slender topless bound body all in the same. Enjoy.

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