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‘Anchorman 2′ Trailer: Don’t Act Like You’re Not Impressed

By Paul | May 20, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

Sixty Percent of the Time, It Works Every Time

Four Men, Eight Shoes!

A new Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues trailer dropped over the weekend. In just over one minute of tease, we're already so stoked to love lamp all over again.

Things we learned from the trailer: Paul Rudd's Brian Fantana got a new cologne (pure snake venom), David Koechner's Champ Kind is still boozed-up, and Steve Carrell's Brick is still special, very very special. Oh, and apparently, Brick's not allowed to be unsupervised around children. Will Ferrell? Let's just say that Ron's hair looks better than bush league.

Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures Are Sextastically Nippled in Esquire

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 11:42 am

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Welcome back, Olivia Munn. The actress and former fanboy faptastic fiend has been looking a bit overworked of late. Long hours, the stress of big time television, and perhaps some really crappy movies have led Olivia to be looking a little out of sorts. But consider this a mini-comeback in a big way for the girl who even now has 1,000,000 nerds on their Huffy bikes off to grab a Costco sized hand lotion dispenser. Hey, Olivia Munn bikini and poolside pictures from Esquire could drive even a fat kid to hit the old three speed.

The thing about the sextastic is that it never truly goes away. It hibernates perhaps at times, it can even be slightly disguised. But it's like an X-Men superpower. It will eventually surface. It can not be denied. Olivia Munn has got it. And now she's sharing once again. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the outtakes of Olivia Munn in Esquire. Super duper hotness.)

Olivia Munn Bikinis in Esquire Magazine July 2013

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures for the Hottest Housewife Exhibition

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Joanna Krupa Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach of Miami

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I still don't think Joanna Krupa is married, but she is the true star and really only tier-one hottie in all of Real Housewives land, so who's going to quibble with a legal relationship status over her?

We've been lusting Joanna Krupa and her Polish-American sister for several years now, through a rapid rise in the modeling ranks and while I never thought it would wind up with a craptastic Bravo! TV casting, hey, whatever brings out Joanna in her little bikinis work for me. And I'm assuming for you. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 10:38 am

Doutzen Kroes Booty at 'Jimmy P' Cannes Premiere

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Hot at 'Jimmy P' Cannes Premiere

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The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you'd chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it's a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..

While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you're thinking the same thing. Hey, we can't all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE KNOWS HOW TO WORK A RED CARPET

Jennifer Lawrence Screening of The Hunger Games

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Kiara Mia Topless Bikini Pictures from Miami Beach For Your Matured Themed Entertainment Needs

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 10:00 am

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It's a weird phenomenon that many adult film stars are quite shy and timid about attention in public when not at their more showy type jobs. Once they punch out, so to speak, it's back to normal, quiet, wallflower time. But Latina adult film star Kiara Mia is no wallflower. Nope.

She and her gal pal took off their bikini tops on Miami Beach over the weekend to get some almost all over tanning time in. Or, if you're more cynical, took the opportunity to get attention from flashing their master blasters.

In any case, who are we to question motives when bare boobs are flashing on the beach? Never look a gift horse in the mouth or a bare boob in the eye? Hmm, that one needs some re-working. Enjoy.

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Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures Feature Tori In Between Babies and South of the Border

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 9:18 am

Tori Spelling Shows Her Bikini Body in Puerto Vallarta

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I can't remember the precise figures, but I believe Tori Spelling has given birth nine times in four years or something like that. In which case, she's looking pretty good for a woman forced to gestate and produce children in twice to three times the normal human reproductive cycle time. Good enough to dare to bare in a bikini, caught from our telescopic lenses along a tree line in Puerto Vallarta.

I don't know whether to applaud Tori or to give her a pack of condoms and tell her to be smarter on her future dates. I'd probably do both. There's only so much the doctors in 90210 can do for you when you're producing offspring like a queen bee. But, whatever makes you happy, Just as long as we get to evaluate the progress. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez Repping Pop Hotties at 2013 Billboard Music Awards

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 8:30 am

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Madonna and More Hotties at The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

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Okay, let's put his out there first. The Billboard Music Awards are handed out based on the sale of music, which means, the taste of your average young teen girl dictates the winners. So, musically speaking, yeah, not so good. But, and this is a big but, it also means that all the big names in music, and all the A-list hottie divas, also are obliged to say yes to attend. And not just attend, but look their stellar best ,in Vegas every year for the ceremony. So, basically you have a party with killer looking girls and lousy music. You'd make that trade any day.

Leading the list of lookers at the celebration of craptastic music was Taylor Swift surprised once again to win awards even though pre-announced, Jennifer Lopez still hanging with the youngin's, Selena Gomez looking might fine save for rumors of her reunited for a fourth time with The Devil's Midget, Miley Cyrus sparkling hard these days, heck, even Kesha managed to look rather fetching, a sure sign that everybody's game has been stepped up for the evening. And then a whole lot of celebrity hodgepodge of hotness. It was quite a night. I wish I could of been there, but three different restraining orders by various pop divas formed an intersecting domain of denial around me being in Vegas. People take peeping in windows so damn serious these days. Enjoy.