This Italian lovely is quickly becoming one of my daily anticipations to ogle on the beach. Will she come out? Won’t she come out today? And how much of her stellar hiney can I peek? Well, even in a one piece suit you can bet Raffaella Modugno is going to be flashing that magical booty of hers. I think it might actually be a state law at this point that she does. I’m not typically down with overreaching public ordinances, but this one ought stand.
Girls from The Boot have repeatedly shown a penchant for super fine thumpers and they are owning several portions of Miami Beach, declaring be cheek strong or go home. This informal gathering of the hotties in bikinis and thongs is really one of the most memorable sextastic lady watching seasons in just about forever. Feel blessed to live in such interesting visual times. Enjoy.
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Glee star Lea Michele arrived for her guest spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live looking chesty as F in a white tank top. Lea has a really nice pair that I’ve been a fan of for many years, ever since I saw them out live and in person on the Broadway stage. Since then I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the countless bikini pics and her many displays of cleav. She knows what her audience wants and it’s to see her chest puppies in all their glory. And I guess to hear her sing too. I bet she belts out some serious noise during sexy time in the bedroom. She’s got a set of pipes on her, after all. Why not use them?
I wonder what she’s going to do now that Glee is finishing? Probably go back to being partially nude on Broadway. Good thing I get discount tickets.
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Olivia Munn and Gwyneth Paltrow were both on hand at the premiere of the new Johnny Depp movie Mortdecai and they brought their boobage with them. Olivia was wearing a see-through black dress that showed off all the cleav. Olivia has got a nice bouncy pair that always make my day. She is so hot, y’all. I remember first spotting her on The Daily Show and thinking that there was a girl with some talent. And boobs, lots of boobs. Not to be outdone, Ms. Paltrow wore a blue dress with open vents on the side and, whoopsie, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is a nice view of her pert perkies’ sideboob. I’ve been a fan of those ta-tas ever since I saw them in Shakespeare in Love back in the day. Yeah, I saw Shakespeare in Love. A man has to take his girl to see the occasional chick flick, doesn’t he?
But what I do know is if they are in this Mortdecai movie I’m going to definitely check that out even though Johnny Depp kinda gets on my last nerve.
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I’ll say this for Kendra Wilkinson, despite all the off-field troubles and whatever might be the truth, half-truth, or scripted untruths around her reality show life, this former Playboy mansion starlet is looking super MILFtastic.
Now the mom of two and the queen of some mini empire of books and shows and I’m sure tchotchke nirvana, Kendra is fit and shapeless and curvy and cleavy and all the things we look for in a still relatively young mom. Scandal and fame seems to suit her. As does low cut workout tops and form fitting clothes. She’s a petite hottie since the beginning, really the beginning as we first saw her really on her 18th birthday. Keep up the workouts, Kendra. They’re working well for us both. Enjoy.
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Nature has yet to invent a beauty equal to the not so mysterious wonder of two hot topless girls playing with each other. Really, I’ve seen the waterfalls and canyons and mountain peaks and rainbows, this is really tops. Bless you Stacey Poole and your BFF Joey Fisher for reminding me of the pure passion inducing power of even slightly faked lesbionics. There’s nothing fake about my feelings, I assure you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to express myself emotionally and I’m not super comfortable doing that in front of others. It takes a real man to admit his girlish feelings. Enjoy.
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Have I mentioned recently how jealous I am of that Maroon 5 dude? C’mon, he could’ve been me. Or I could’ve been him I should say as nobody could be me, even if for some warped and twisted reason they chose to be. But me as a rock star fighting off the Victoria’s Secret girls who desire my hand in holy matrimony and newlywed sex? I could’ve plugged myself right into that diorama without hesitation.
Behati Prinsloo is back in lacy little underthings in Victoria’s Secret. I don’t think she needs the money any more, now she’s just teasing us. I’m not saying you quit your job because you won the lottery, in fact, the only people who ever do survive winning the lottery are those silly souls who stick to their day jobs. But I am quite convinced Behati is now undertaking these show off missions just to drive me insane. It won’t take much more really. I’m sort of standing at the edge of crazy cliff looking down. One more silky shimmer panties and… goodbye cruel sanity. Enjoy.
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Nina Agdal shows off her ample boobage in these lingerie pics. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kim Kardashian in a fur bikini. That is all. (WWTDD)
Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi has some big ol’ funbags, y’all. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus wears a red bikini with boy toy Patrick Schwarzenegger. (Huffington Post)
Community star Gillian Jacobs is super leggy. (Popoholic)
Demi Lovato has a panty flash coming out of a car. (The Superficial)
Charlotte McKinney‘s hot body and Carl’s Junior is a match made in my pants. (COED)