It is, isn't it? Props to EgoReader 'Chris' who put forth this theory which seems to be pretty irrefutable. But since I don't know what irrefutable actually means, I could be wrong.
Take a look at the 'nosey' nekkid silhouette on the controversial new Justin Timberlake album cover, and take a look at the ridiculously hot John Urbano photo of Emily Ratajkowsi we just reprised for you the other day. That seems pretty visually dead-on. What says you, Egotastic! CSI detectives?
Just as we saw Kate Upton yesterday in fully circled poses of her own epic circles, today we have the Danish delight and world class hottie, Nina Agdal, in some roundabout posing in the round for her SI body-paint responsibilities. We do so love to see our lust-inducing ladies in the round, without clothes if possible.
Nina Agdal may be caught up in some silly Hollywood romances at the moment, but that sways us not from our ultimate purpose of covering her in some type of melted sugary product and committing to cleaning her up without use of any towels or water, just the full passion of our lingual abilities. She is one superemely hot young lady. Enjoy.
You know I've already penciled in a theater-going date for the release of The Other Woman, coming out sometimes in 2014. Well, now consider that date set in pen. I know little about this film other than Cameron Diaz has bares her long legs, and now triple visually confirmed, Kate Upton flashes tons of her fleshy love rounds in various scenes in this film. Of course, some of these scenes could end up on the cutting room floor, in which case, I intend to sue filmmakers on the grounds of being idiots.
Last week we saw Kate Upton falling out of her top in a scene with Leslie Mann. Now, our hotly belusted 21-year old blonde bombshell as she ought to be, barely fitting into a white bikini on the beach. Just acres and acres of Upton to gaze upon and induce tingly feelings. Say what you will about Citizen Kane being the greatest film ever, it never had Kate Upton in an undersized bikini. Enjoy.
Paige Butcher certainly packed a few bikinis for her big coming out as Eddie Murphy's girlfriend vacation this week in Hawaii. And she seems to fit every single one of them quite well. Her latest being a little striped number with either Rolling Stones types lips printed on, or Eddie's been wearing lipstick again before moments of amore.
I've been scanning this Australian model's body now for a few days, you know, for scientific purposes. I can't say I see anything wrong with it. But I don't look for wrong. I look for right. As in, right right, when we do we get to see Paige Butcher nekkid? C'mon, Paige, I think we've reached that point in our relationship. Enjoy.
While social media can be stereotyped as a vast wasteland of mindless teen drones with low standards and tons of free time, to be fair, that really only describes about 93% of it. There's also a sliver of super hot celebrity girls who love taking sextastic photos of themselves to share with the world. We like to take the best of those gems each work and pare them down into the A-grade diamonds we call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.
This week's Roundup includes Miley Cyrus and the butt of hers that won't stop twerking, Kendall Jenner flashing more and more as she approaches barely legal status, Ashley Sky looking killer butt in a bikini, Sophie Turner and her magically faptastic cleavage, Ireland Baldwin and cousin Hailey Baldwin fooling around, and Emily Ratajkowski just being every bit as hot as she can be with that body of hers. You owe it to a now alcohol legal Kate Upton to check out these pictures of her potential competition. Enjoy.
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Rosie Jones Topless Outtakes Warm My Cockles and Fill My Heart With Joy
I'm not sure how it is that the ridiculously hot Rosie Jones and I have never turned our mutual passions into real life making of the sexy time. It could be that I'm misunderstanding the word 'mutual', but I take it to mean that my lust for Rosie Jones runs as deep as the oceans and she has yet to file a restraining order on my ass with Interpol. I assume we're all good.
Featured in blessed outtakes from our friends at Nuts magazine, the still young brunette glamour model extraordinaire once more employs some naughty night time lingerie to tease us to the point of mental, and if we can get the private time, physical, exhaustion. But most definitely the good kind of tired.
Oh, Rosie, thy body doth slay me. Enjoy.