Taylor Swift Sports A Short Skirt In Hollywood

In the annals of hot babedom there has rarely been a specimen as sexy as Taylor Swift. This is particularly true with regard to her legs. She was showing them off in a short skirt while traipsing around Hollywood over the weekend. I’ve said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it again, Taylor Swift has the best legs on the planet. Some people may disagree with me and say that I’m a fool. These people are entitled to their wrong opinion. We live in America where everyone is free to choose which pop princess they find the most fappable. But I believe that one day history will be on my side and will pronounce once and for all that Taylor Swift’s stems are superior to all others. I mean, just look at them! They are long and lean and utterly flawless.

The best thing about Taylor is that she knows and appreciates the fact that all of us like to look at her legs and so she is always wearing short skirts. Even now when it is kinda cold. Thank you, Taylor. Thank you for being uncomfortable so that we can ogle your legs.

Jennifer Lopez, Charli XCX, Selena Gomez Highlight the 2014 American Music Awards Red Carpet Hotties

As usual, I’m forced to take back all my mockery of the musical craptastic that is the American Music Awards. As always, the 2014 version may be a celebration of some true auditory torture, but it remains one of the single biggest night of decked out Hollywood hotties goodness of the year. There’s something to be said for that. That thing is mostly just ‘thanks’. Wow, the process of sextastic pop divas and celebrity invites was just unending tonight.

Some of my favorites were Jennifer Lopez, just so smoking hot, Charli XCX ogle worthy for sure, Selena Gomez form fitting goodness, Kate Beckinsale, Heidi Klum, Kendall Jenner, Nicki Minaj, Zendaya Coleman and many more looking outrageously fine. Check out the ladies. If you watch the show, well, that’s on you. I’d keep it on mute, then you might have something to store in the visual vaults. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk Naked In Playboy? Okay, I Can Do That

 
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At least one superfan of Egotastic! got his male panties in a bunch about us omitting super fine Down Under models and actress Sophie Monk from our archive of Bunny magazine favorites. You know I’m more sensitive than a teen girl experiencing puberty in an all male household, so I hereby bequeath to that fine fellow the perfect female form of Sophie Monk thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus.

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Sophie isn’t just another great looking Australian blonde with killer eyes and even more dangerous sweet pies. She’s one of the elites. The cream of the sextastic crop of Southern Hemispheric babes who put shrimps on the barbie and have contagious laughs. I could be happy with a woman like Sophie Monk keeping my bed warm, even if that was by means of petrol and a match after she discovers I spent the evening with Elle Macpherson. Dare to dream big, you might just land somewhere decently obscene. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Ancilla Tilia Topless Blonde Dutch Teat Treats For Pure Soothing

 
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If you’re like me, you’ve had a long week. And this is before one single present for Christmas has been purchased or you’ve figured out the excuse to tell Aunt Helen her marshmallow yams make you want to vomit. In short, next week will be longer. But there’s no problem so profound, no conundrum so vexing, that it can’t be assuaged greatly by one fine blonde woman and her stellar bare melons. You may laugh. I truly believe this.

So many of you went heels over head for Dutch hottie actress and model Ancilla Tilia last week, but only EgoReader ‘David M.’ has the season of giving spirit to provide some of his favorite faptastic examples of Ancilla’s truly fine and bodacious bosom work. Oh, my. I’m feeling better already. I’m not prepared to say sweet delicious teats can entirely replace football and beer, but I am prepared to say that trifecta is how I imagine heaven. Thank God It’s Funbags!

Miranda Kerr’s Mighty Cleav And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Miranda Kerr‘s cleavage lit up all of New York City. (The Superficial)

Tara Reid is actually looking pretty hot again. (TMZ)

Roselyn Sanchez wears a see-through outfit to the Latin Grammies. (Huffington Post)

Christina Milian‘s nip goes peek-a-boo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paz Vega‘s cleavage is muy caliente! (Hollywood Tuna)

Lisalla Montenegro wins Instagram with this bikini pic. (Popoholic)

Greer Grammer is miss Golden Globes and I’d like to see her Golden Globes. (COED)

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy Hot Leggy Sizzles for the Foreign Press

Emily Ratajkowski is showing up to more and more places in clothes. It’s kind of a mixed bag. While I always dream of her extensive unclad work, it’s always a blessing to see a super sextastic young woman in her cleavy finest at events such as this Hollywood Foreign Press bit of nonsense two months still ahead of the Golden Globe Awards. The awards season in Hollywood is pretty much a year round thing now, which I would complain more about save for the likes of Emily Ratajkowski looking like the dream girl I had hoped to take to the prom (no offense to Andrea and her back brace naturally, we had good times).

My verdict is in. I will allow Emily to be seen in clothing, at times, provided she obtain my prior written consent and I can still see enough skin to receive a material levels of tingles. This current leg and chest show meets the standard. I approve! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Works Her Ginger Magics In Red Band Society Clip

I’m pretty sure that Red Band Society show on Fox is meant for a demographic not consisting of men who try to save money by eating happy hour food for dinner. I’m also quite sure this is the second time today I’ve posted pictures of Bella Thorne. But what am I to do? This Disney starlet turned multi-media ingenue is simply everywhere these days. And she’s not exactly hard to look at.

Bella plays a role in the show’s most recent episode where we start to see a glimpse of talents future. I can’t speak their name (Funions), but I can certainly see how like Kendall, Miley, and others before her, she’s slowly moving artistically forward into more grown up roles. And good for her. And us. And the Keepers of the Sextastic Time Space Continuum. Everybody’s a winner when roses blossom. Enjoy.