Karlie Kloss Nip Slip On Versace Runway

 
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Karlie Kloss, the windy city born hottie model who may or may not be having lesbionic sexy time with Taylor Swift (you didn’t hear it from me, but you did, you did), made a grand entrance at the Versace show at Paris Fashion Week by flashing her nipple through a misplace dress of some indescribable and expensive sort. I guess you pay a little extra for the chance to win hearts and minds and gentlemen oglers with your bare pink headlight saying howdy.

As you know, Fashion Week gives and it takes. Mostly I guess it takes from people who like to spend money on clothes, and it gives back in the form of wardrobe malfunctions and impossibly showy cut-up couture. I’l do that deal any day, especially since graphic tees at Target are still just $12 when out of season. You see how I win. It’s hard to see, but it’s there. Bless you, Karlie Kloss fashion nipple. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Cleavetastic Workout Time

Kelly Brook has been working out something fierce of late, in preparation perhaps for her new Ellen-produced sitcom where she plays the buxom hottie, naturally. And equally as naturally Kelly has been loading up her Instagram account with a ton o’ hot bodied bikini and sweaty lunge time workout result photos just to let everyone know she puts in the gym time to deserve her faptastic curves.

Now, it’d be easy to think to yourself, no matter how much I workout, I’ll never look like Kelly Brook. What’s the point of even trying? That’s exactly my reaction too. I can’t tell you how much time and anguish it saves me. Far easier to sit back in the La-Z-Boy and ogle in active boobtastic mode. So much to delight in with Kelly Brook. So much exposed fun. Enjoy.

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Charli XCX Bikini Top Short Skirt Combo For Prurient Pop Music Perfection

Charli XCX wears some of my very favorite stage costumery in teasy pop music today. She really has nailed all the various outfits to attract the attention of a demographic that may not particularly be suited to her music. Sometimes she’s the cheerleader or the naughty schoolgirl or the wayward lady of the evening, or this particular get up she wore while performing in London. Let’s just label it heaven for Uncle Bill. A bikini top and a short skirt to match with her flirty show performance. Not quite as raunchy as Miley, not quite as coquettish as Ariana. This is sort of the sweet spot.

The boon in visual wonderments from contemporary pop music certainly can’t be overestimated. It’s been huge. And when you realize millions of idolizing young women are imitating their heroes, well, I believe this is called the domino of awesomeness effect. Keep up the good work Charli. I’ll be watching, from the front row, kind of peering up but pretending not to. Enjoy.

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Hilary Duff Sports Some Short Shorts While Running Errands In LA

Singer, Actress, and professional hot person Hilary Duff was spotted going around LA wearing some very short shorts. Now, when I say they are short I mean they stop just south of the hoo-ha. I’ve been a big fan of Hilary’s legs since way back when she was making bad rom-coms in the early 00′s. Whenever I was forced to watch a Duff movie I would always like the part where she showed off her legs. And cleav, but you can’t see those puppies in these pics. You have to wonder if it is cold enough to wear a sweater why she’s wearing shorty shorts. Answer: because it’s friggin’ sexy, that’s why. Hilary is no fool. She knows what her fans want and it is to see her bare her flesh. Fact.

I wish Hilary was in more adult-type movies. She’s entering the part of her career where she should start taking off her clothes in indie movies to show her range, right?

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I Can See Kendall Jenner Boobs, Bless You Haute Couture

I believe it’s called high fashion because of that feeling you get when you young models like Kendall Jenner almost essentially topless, minus the five-hundred clams perhaps you’re out for the see-through top. I know Kendall takes her fashion work very serious. She looks very serious in that get up I expect I’ll never see anyone wearing at Denny’s. But mostly I just see one hot finally almost grown up brunette slender vixen showing off her ta-ta’s at Paris Fashion Week. This is a good thing.

Versace is a big pull for Kendall Jenner and in turn she’s providing the fodder for your own big pull. That’s called synergy. Two hears beat as one. Almost literally. Oh, wow, it’s almost surreal how long we waited for Kendall to come of age. She’s not disappointing, just very very expensive. Enjoy.

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Kerrie McMahon Wears A Bikini On The Beach in Malibu

Irish hottie Kerrie McMahon used her considerable Celtic charms to sell expensive water to people who appreciate chicks in tiny bikinis. In these 138 Water ads, Kerrie is sporting a metallic blue bikini that leaves little to the imagination. That’s fine with me. Imagination is overrated especially when compared to massive sideboob. Speaking of which, did you see the sideboob on this girl? It’s enough to make you slap your mom, (I say that figuratively, you shouldn’t hit your mom). Kerrie has also got a dynamite thumper as well. Some people say that Irish girls have flat booties but I’ve seen plenty of girls from the Emerald Isle that have plenty of junk in the trunk. It’s probably all those potatoes.

I’m also a big fan of her abdomen. You can tell she works out a lot because she is toned as F. She’s relatively new on the scene but I hope to see more of her in less clothes.

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Ildiko Ferenczi Wears A Bra And Cutoffs During A Photoshoot In Hollywood

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