Gracie Carvalho Wicked Hot in Silk and Lace

At this point, Victoria's Secret is employing half of the world's super fine looking young women. Sort of like me, except I have a small handful of people and they all look like one of the characters from Family Guy. So not like me at all. Oh, to work with the planet's most stunning women and dress them in little bits of lingerie for photoshoots in exotic locales. I can feel my hands virtually working in the bronzing tans right now. Not that Gracie Carvalho need any artificial color. Or anything else artificial.

This sultry Brazilian native could sell mice to an elephant. She's so incredibly gorgeous and alluring I just doubled down my regular order with V.S. for the October additions to my shame closet. Damn, it's almost torturous that such sextastic beauties exist and show off for the camera in nothing but a little pair of panties. And, by torturous, naturally I mean it's the best thing ever. Gracie, you are indeed a heaven sent blessing. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bouncy Flouncy Fun Time Cleavage Is In the House

I think in my recent edition of Stalker Weekly, I mentioned to you my excitement knowing Kelly Brook was moving herself into my general vicinity. That's a real estate term, sadly, not a sexual innuendo. Now Kelly and her round mounts of rebound fun are jiggling up and down the local streets making coffee runs, shopping, and whatever else it is curvaceous full-bodied female models do in between stripping down for the cameras.

Kelly Brook is the answer to those of you who displeased with the trends of skinny chicks in Hollywood. Kelly has got more than a little something something tucked up under her wardrobe. She's a woman with no straight lines anywhere, save for the line of men moving into place to hit on her now that she's single again. Not that that stopped them before. Kelly, come by any time and borrow some sugar from me. You know know when I might need a return favor on those sweets. Enjoy.

Rosie Jones Chest Challenges Courtnie Quinlan in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Sometimes, you've just got to say, hey, hot lady, what you got there under that top that's so darn special? What I like to do is say that to two super fine ladies knowing full well that what each of them has under their tops is so damn enticing I will probably collapse to the floor in a splash of my own flop sweat. Nevertheless, the greater good is served in a little challenge we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's outstandingly sextastic contestants are young veteran champ Rosie Jones and her udders of perfection challenged by the brunette stunner Courtnie Quinlan. One woman will walk away the winner, the other, well, just have to settle for being a great looking woman with a near perfect body. Alas and alack. It remains up to you to decide, to the victor go the eyeball spoils. In your expert opinion, between these two pillars of the passion inducement, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Courtnie Quinlan

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Jass Reyes Sextastic Latina Songbird in Lingerie

Whoa, baby. Sometimes I do turn the Egotastic! radar system South of the Border and what pings back just blows my mind. Like Jass Reyes, young Mexican songbird and The Voice Mexico contestant and all around hottie in a lingerie spread in H Para Hombres that just might tickle your funny bone, if you know what I'm saying. I've heard some of Jass' music and she sings well enough that I would allow her to be my girlfriend, scampering about mi casa in her little bits of silk and lace while she asks me if I'd like to hear her latest work. And I mention back, absolutely, but you must sing nekkid to reveal your true inner voice. And she says, okay. And I pass out.

Hot brunette Latinas with killer bodies hiding behind glasses might just be about the best thing ever. It certainly feels that way. I might just have to start visiting more record shops on my next southern adventure. Jass Reyes, ever so damn en fuego. Consider me smitten. Enjoy.

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Ariana Grande Leg Show In A Short Skirt in Paris

Pop princess Ariana Grande showed off those famous legs in a very short skirt in Paris. One of the things I like most about Ariana is her penchant for only wearing skirts that go to the tops of her thighs. She can get away with it because she's got a truly magnificent pair of legs. Oh, that one could have those legs wrapped around one's waist. Ariana is also sporting a pair of thigh high stockings which make me crazy. Maybe it's because the whole thigh high stocking thing was very "in" when I was in high school and all the girls I liked but couldn't get wore them, but that look makes me very happy in my pants. She's also got on a headband with cat ears which normally wouldn't do anything for me but for some reason on Ariana it just looks sexy as F.

The great thing is that Ariana is very young so she's just starting out with the hottness. I look forward to many more years of ogling Ariana's legs.

Rachael Finch Nipple Pokes For Speedo Shoot In Sydney

Sexy Aussie Rachael Finch was looking hot as hell even as she appeared to be cold during a photo shoot for Speedo in Sydney. Rachael was wearing a tight little number that showed off her tight bare mid-riff. The top was very form fitting and the outline of Rachael's nips can clearly be seen. I do so love a good nipple poke, don't you? It's hard to hide your nips when they are on the ends of such massive funbags. They just occupy more space than normal. It's basic boobie physics. She was also wearing a pair of teeny tiny short shorts that displayed her amazing long legs for our viewing pleasure. She's pretty tall so there is a lot of sexy leggage to go around.

Rachael is seriously hot. She looks like the kind of girl that would make you work for it but it would be all the sweeter when you got your prize.

 

Whitney St. John of Naked News Discusses Nekkid Celebrity Photo Hacks, That’s Synergy!

 

I've never been able to fully encapsulate the reason why Al Gore invented the Internet, maybe until now. Seeing blonde hottie Whitney St. John of Naked News get nekkid while discussing the entertainment news of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton nekkid photo hacks, well, I just found the kernel. This is surely why we started inter-networking servers around the world. This beautiful flesh filled synergy of entertainment hotness.

Check out Whitney St. John in Her Uncensored Naked News Entertainment Report

While we're at it, I have beseeched my skin-loving buddies at Naked News to give you blessed Egotastic! readers a one week FREE trial subscription to Naked News. I'm not suggesting that every single one of you get an amazingly rewarding membership to Naked News, just the ones who are intelligent and like to be kept informed daily on the news of the world by nekkid women of the world. The rest of you can stick with your Muscle magazines. I was going to say Sport Fishing magazine, but I have that and love it.