Nikki Lund and Nikki Leigh Enjoy A Workout Together in California

Designer Nikki Lund and Playboy playmate Nikki Leigh got together for an afternoon of sweating and grunting. The two Nikkis worked out together in form fitting yoga pants and sports bras. There is something about a girl in a nice pair of hip hugging Lululemons that makes everything alright with the world. It's pretty much the only reason to go to the gym. The gals did some deep squats and then bent over to work out their cleavage while lifting little pink free weights. You can tell that the Nikkis like to workout because they are both in redonkulously good shape. I wonder how this friendship formed in the first place? Was it simply a case of, "Hey, my name is Nikki too! Do you want to get together and stretch in tight workout clothes?" That's how I'm going to choose to believe it happened.

I wonder if I could hire them to give me some private lessons. I might pass out from the exertion but it would be worth it.

Candice Accola Showing Off Her Bikini Body In Maui

CW star Candice Accola relaxed in a skin-tight bikini on the beaches of Maui. Candice's breastological region was on display as was her perfectly formed booty. I have always heard that the views on Maui are breathtaking. Candice just wrapped shooting her sexy Vampire Diaries show and blew off a little steam playing some Nerf football. I used to throw around the old spongy Nerf ball at the beach but it was usually with my obese cousin Tony and not a hottie like Candice. One can imagine her diving for the ball in her bikini, bouncing all the way. It's something we just don't see enough of these days, girls playing sports on the beach. They should hand out balls to all the lovelies when they arrive at the beach to encourage game playing, jumping, running, and bouncing. I for one am all for it. You know, for their health.

Maybe it's because I grew up watching Pam Anderson run in slow motion on a beach in Baywatch. Those were the days.

Anais Pouliot Covered Topless in Victoria’s Secret

French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month's Victoria's Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It's all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don't actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais' photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it's probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I've ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.

I'm going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria's Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.

Kendall Jenner Booty Cheeks In Shorts at the Coachella Festival

Kendall Jenner shows off her booty in short cut-offs at the Coachella music festival. Kendall is attending the outdoor music fest along with a lot of other celebrities. What this outfit shows is that the best part of these outdoor music festivals isn't the music, it's the scantily clad outfits that the ladies wear. This is a truth that goes back to the days of Woodstock. Kendall is a particularly hot girl with a variation on the famous Kardashian/Jenner booty. She puts the cut in cutt-offs with these shorts. They show just the right bit of butt cheek peaking out of the bottom. Much more and it would be indecent. If it was longer it would just be a pair of boring old jean shorts. This is the genius of Kendall Jenner. For a young girl she understands what sexy is and what it is not. That's a rare thing in today's youth. My hope is that young girls will take a page from her fashion playbook and practice proper butt cheek implementation.

It kind of makes me wish that I was at Coachella so I could behold this sight in person. Maybe next year.

Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima Cleavy and Leggy at Victoria’s Secret Conference in London

Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria's Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria's Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria's Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.

I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we're on it like fish on chips.

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Zuzana Gregorova's ta-tas come out to play (Drunken Stepfather)

Hilary Duff's bangin' body is back (TMZ)

Micaela Schaefer celebrates Easter by getting nekkid (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Stone likes getting wrapped in latex (Starpulse)

Nicole Scherzinger's busts out her bootylicious bod (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson hasn't looked this hot in ages (HuffPo)

Theresa Vail is a bad ass with funbags to boot (FOX)

Jessica Kingham Topless in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine

 

Supermodel Jessica Kingham shows off her luscious love mounds in this month's Zoo Magazine. In this spread Jessica sports the classic combination of frilly lingerie and bare breasteses. Those two things go together like ham and cheese, Oreos and milk, and naked hot chicks and high heels, (which she also wears). Jessica is one of those classic girls next door types. I mean, she doesn't live next door to me, but she looks like the hot girl in your high school who was also nice and would talk to you even though you were kind of a dork. She looks like the kind of girl you could take for pizza and a movie and she wouldn't think you were a cheapskate. Maybe I'm projecting, I'm just saying that that is what her pretty face and bodacious funbags tell me. Yes, I can read a girl's personality traits from her bosoms.

It's a gift but it's also kind of a curse.