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Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pictures Are See-Through Wild and Wooly Hot

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 11:52 am

Petra Nemcova See-Through Goodies for 'Wild Orchid' Lingerie Shoot

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Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and Dancing with the Stars contestant Petra Nemcova has gone and done it this time. Topping her own history of hotness with this rather epic 'Wild Orchids' lingerie shoot where the Czech model appears in various tropically see-through little bits of fashion lust.

I'm not sure I've ever appreciated underthings quite this much before. It really is the woman who makes the panties. Not the other way around. Throw in some leopard skin themes and I am already online and ready to add to my shopping cart. A cart filled entirely with Petra perfection. Enjoy.

PETRA NEMCOVA HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BRING OUT THE SIDEBOOB

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General Zod Isn’t F*cking Around In The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer (Video)

By Lenny | May 22, 2013 @ 11:37 am

Superman hanging out in a pile of skulls. What a sicko.

It's a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don't know who "Kal-El" is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.

In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I'd just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn't like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.

Highlights of the Xbox Reveal- ‘Call of Duty: Ghosts’ Drops the Trailertastic (VIDEO)

By Chris Littlechild | May 22, 2013 @ 11:25 am

Call of Duty returns! With... a dog.

It’s always beneficial, when you’re introducing the world to your latest console, to bring along a heavy-hitter or two. The mighty caliber of announcement that’ll leave the janitor cleaning attendee’s crap off the seats of Swanky Gaming Conference Room #4 for days to come. What did the Xbox One show have? The cashiest, cowiest cash cow of all, that’s what.

Call of Duty: Ghosts had a tantalizing reveal of its own, with Infinity Ward stating that the game’s DLC installments will be timed Xbox One exclusives (what with Microsoft still having their ballsacks in a vice and everything). Previously, as you may know, they favored us with a little PR bullshittery, pledging to offer ‘a riveting all-new gameplay experience built on an entirely new story, setting, and cast of characters, all powered by a new, next-generation Call of Duty engine that redefines the series for the next generation.’ (-IGN)

Which is all well and good, but what we really wanted was a trailer full of delicious eye candy for our... eyeballs to chew on. Chew away, gentlemen, because they gave us one of those too.

Michelle Heaton Bikini Pictures For a Perfect Miami Recovery

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 11:20 am

Michelle Heaton in a Striped Bikini in Miami

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With all the buzz around Angelina Jolie and her big double mastectomy announcement, you might think she was the first person, at least celebrity, to ever go through such a circumstance. But, nay, there have been others, including British former pop group singer turned TV show hostess Michelle Heaton who just last December went through a similar procedure when they discovered she had the same mutated gene and family history as Jolie.

Michelle has been in Miami filming a reality show where she gets chunky people in shape for some big event. And she's been in her bikini 24x7. Perhaps our first good glimpse at what is likely to be a more common visual of the future. Good on you, Michelle. Keep a stiff upper lip and the tiny bikinis coming. Enjoy.

Demi Moore Bikini Pictures Continue to Shine at 49, Err, 50

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 10:42 am

Demi Moore Soaks up the Malibu Sun in a Bikini Top

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Hard to imagine the sweet barely legal teen girl with big bush we knew so well from late 70's Euro mags is now all of 50. A few times divorced and addicted to Whip-Its is no match for the blessed genetics Demi Moore inherited which allows her to still look rather amazing at the mid-century mark on a balcony in her bikini in Malibu.

Of course, Demi also puts in some serious workout time to aid her God-given gifts. She's even making up with her semi-estranged daughter through daily joint yoga workouts. I'm angry at Demi but I doubt she'll let me get sweaty with her in stretch pants. Still, you know I love the veteran hotties, and ogling Demi in her bikini comes at the right price of free, and without having to workout at all. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Jodie Gasson Topless Goodness Bare and Bodacious in Black

By Bill Swift | May 22, 2013 @ 9:51 am

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Jodie Gasson Sexy in Black for Topless Shoot

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Can it be the middle of the week already. It seems like I just got behind my computer with a Valu-Pak of Enternmann's mini-donuts and a half-tanked bottle of Jim Beam on Monday morning. How time flies when you're looking at some killer bodies. Though, none bodies perhaps more curvaceously ripe than Jodie Gasson, who I turn to in times of trouble, times of need, or just any time I can get the bathroom to myself for five minutes.

I feel like a photo of Jodie Gasson could be used in the dictionary in the place of the much longer written definition of 'woman'. It's what I'd use to explain to an alien genderless race visiting our planet what consumes the thoughts of men on this planet. And when Jodie gets to her teasy stripping to reveal her boobtastic wonderments, well, I'm guessing even the aliens would sprout their first wood. The sextastic is truly universal. Huzzah!

(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)

Highlights of the Xbox Reveal: Meet Xbox One (VIDEO)

By Chris Littlechild | May 22, 2013 @ 9:00 am

The Nextbox lands!

As the gaming-savvy among us are surely aware, yesterday saw Microsoft throw down their own glossy black next generation gauntlet. Mere months after Sony’s wang-waving event, the much-ballyhooed new Xbox has finally been revealed. The speculation-o-tron can stop suggesting such names as ‘720’ or ‘1080’ or anything else that brings nut-numbingly difficult skateboarding tricks to mind, as the console has been officially dubbed the Xbox One.

In a deft little PR move, this name gives Bill’s boys the opportunity to prattle on about their shiny new wonderbox’s multimedia capacities (All your entertainment... All in One and other such slogan-ing), which are introduced to us in the above clip. As a bonus, it also provides what Sony couldn’t: a decent goddamn look at the thing.

Take a look, and ponder just what in the name of holy hell games that feel like real life could possibly mean.