Gerard Butler’s New Girlfriend Bikinis In Malibu

Gerard Butler's mysterious new girlfriend rocked a tiny black bikini while hanging out with him in Malibu. No one seems to know who this girl is, hence why we can only refer to her as Gerard Butler's girlfriend. King Leonidas has been seen around town canoodling with her, so I guess marching his little Spartan up her Thermopylae. Yes, I paid attention in ancient World history. What I do know for sure is that she's got a pretty awesome body. Her booty in particular is nice and shapely. I do so love a woman with a nice tight but round booty. She's fairly thin but not scary LA model thin where you can see all of her bones like a street dog in one of those depressing Sarah McLaughlin commercials.

Whoever this mystery woman is I am hoping we get to see more of her in a bikini. Lucky for us they live in LA where you can pretty much wander around in a bikini year round.

Vanessa Hudgens Sports Some Camel Toe In LA

The always lovely Vanessa Hudgens showed off some serious camel toe in LA. She was sporting a pair of thin brown tights that were quite form fitting. One of the forms that could clearly be discerned through the tights was her lady bits. I do so like a camel toe on a hot woman. In normal life you regularly see their cleavage but their swimsuit area is always covered up. Camel toe is like cleavage in your pants. What is great about Vanessa is that she often has problems with camel toe. Well, I don't know if you would call it a problem. I'm certainly OK with it. The tights also hugged and accentuated her nice, round booty. All that yoga or whatever that she always seems to be doing is paying off butt dividends.

I think Vanessa should get a bronze mold taken of her camel toe and donate it to a museum. I would gladly go to the Getty Museum to see her swimsuit area on display.

Tallulah Willis Covered Topless, Bella Thorne Super Sheer Dress, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

No need for hacking here. Not that I would ever approve of such dastardly deeds. Nope, our favorite sextastic celebrities are binging themselves on the release of their own sextastic photos via social media just as fast and furious as their attention seeking perfect bodies can manage. Oh, what a world where goodness comes right to your front doorstep just by wishing for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne in a summery sheer dress, Arianny Celeste and her perfect bikini body, Tallulah Willis showing much much skin, Jen Selter and her amazing buns of joy, McKayla Maroney being teasing flexible, Amber Rose laid out nekkid, Camille Rowe booty cheeks in shorts, Sarah Hyland cleavage time, and Genevieve Morton perfect bikini bottom, and much much more. You owe it to my dead last place Fantasy Football Team, the Sucky Sucksters, to check out each and every one of these ridiculously hot self-shared social media candids. Enjoy.

Summer St. Claire Topless in Pink Lingerie for Our Summer Season Send Off Soiree of the Sextastic

 

Summer, we barely knew you it seems. The season of bikinis and sweaty tops and shorts and toned long legs and beach going boobtastic, it's like we only just began. Thankfully, while you and I might be back to the perma-grindstone with the change in seasons, the sextastic celebrities we track like eaglets are pretty much year round frolickers and exhibitionists with extensive vacation dollars and bikini collections.

To mark the official end of summer, we take a look naturally at the naturally amazing wonderments of Summer St. Claire, stripping down in her pink lingerie to reveal her seasonally named bounty. Of course, we ogle and pruriently leer at this particular Summer all twelve months out of the year, as does her body faptastic so warrant. If only we knew a similarly fair maiden named Fall I could really make something poetic out of this post. Alas, weep yet over Summer. Enjoy.

(For all your seasonal hotness needs check out the Summer St. Claire official webpage.)

Carolina Cruz Models Swimwear the Colombiana Way, Muy En Fuego

You could do much worse in the course of your day than spending fifteen minutes leering at the lovely likes of Sudamericana hottie model Carolina Cruz and her ambitious attempt to bring wood to over one million men simultaneously. And doing so while modeling apparel for women. It's quite a feat. I won't make mention of whether or not I am to be counted toward this goal, but suffice it to say with this kind of body and that kind of sultry natural goodness, I suspect she will successful no matter the nominal goal.

Carolina Cruz, you are now officially on my radar. You won't notice much change at first, except maybe an excessive number of handwritten love letters in your post box mentioning my extensive feather and tickling implements collection. It really is rather impressive. Laughable if you will. Carolina, your bikini body doth inspire me to en fuego level heights. Bless your good deeds. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Flashing Skin on the Parisian Runways

You're not legitimately a fashion model until you've walked the runaways in Paris. I don't know, I'm probably just making that up, but it seems like something people who dress nicer than me and smoke long thin cigarettes would day. Kendall Jenner got her turn last night on the big European stage hitting the catwalk with her distant blank gaze and a dress that reminded me of the portcullis some nerd opponent in a heated D&D game once informed me had just crushed my mountain giant. You're not leaving an impression on the hoity-toity unless you're showing skin on the runway. Kendall Jenner very much obliged. Not that you ever need to tell a Kardashian to flash a little something something when a crowd is assembled.

Kendall truly has made the transition from high school dropout model wannabe to full fledged teenage fashion model. It kind of brings a tear to my eye. Or would, if only a couple or three of those straps would have failed on her wardrobe. Tears of happiness. Coming soon I am quite certain. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton In Bondage Gear And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Paris Hilton wears a bondage thing and it is hot, yo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Nina Agdal should just be in underwear all the time. (Hollywood Tuna)

Hillary Duff shows off her stuff in see-through shirt at a movie premiere. (Huffington Post)

Britney Spears is surrounded by chicks in lingerie. (The Superficial)

In honor of Rosh Hashanah here are some of the hottest Hebrews. (COED)

Charlotte McKinney motorboats a guy on Tosh.0 and it is wonderful. (Busted Coverage)

Vanessa Hudgens is seriously cleavtacular. (Popoholic)