Nina Agdal Swimwear Pictures Continue Their Amazing Breast Strokes

I wish I could have bet long on Nina Agdal when we first predicted her meteoric rise to modeling and hotness success. That could've been one of the better bets of my marginally poor gambling history. It seems so plain to see now how un-plain Nina Agdal looks when modeling swimwear or lingerie or hopefully even less to reveal her truest of talents. One good looking Danish delight with one stellar nubile body.

Featured in the new photoshoot for Leonisa Swimwear, Nina Agdal makes it all look so easy. The soft but alluring smile, the wave of the hair, and the overall enticement of the Siren, be it for pimping swimwear or just asking you to leave your material world behind and set sail on an voyage of Agdal discovery. Though do bring a little cash, I'm guessing she doesn't pick up the checks. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Adriana Lima Camel Toe, Demi Moore Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

This has been a fun week. Maybe not as fun as meeting Backdoor Teen Mom last week, but more fun than meeting your dentist and watching him make the tsk-tsk face that you ought not give another person past the age of 10. Right there in the middle. And at the end of the middle is Friday, the holiest of days in the Egotastic! week, when we complete the ritualist ogling of the sextastic celebrities with a roundup of flesh and more flesh provided by you, the most educated readership of any celebrity site on the world wide web. Today, is your day. Nekkid populi.

This week's Reader Finds includes the delicious Amii Grove posing topless for Page 3 (thank you to EgoReader 'James'), classic throwback to topless teen Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson in Blame It On Rio (sweet find from 'Raoul'), Vanessa Hudgens innocently hot in Brian Bowen photoshoot (good tidings from 'Estev'), the underrated Marion Cotillard topless in Taxi (delivered this day by 'Owen'), Selena Gomez bikini still from Spring Breakers (courtesy of 'Anon.'), Romina Senesi skinny topless Argentine (from 'Glib' who knows we love our Sudamericanas), Nicole Neal and India Reynolds girl buddy buddy and topless for Nuts (thirst officially slaked by 'Kevin'), Hungarian gloriously sextastic model vixen Renata Hada (stellar contribution from afar by 'Jiro'), Annina Ucatis topless on Big Brother Germany (fancy tickled by 'Thommas'), Adriana Lima serious camel toe (revealed by the oft-contributing 'Pito), a very nekkid Gwyneth Paltrow (insisted upon by 'Ken S.'), SyFy's very own Jane Riley very nekkid and self-shot (no clear face but 'Hector B.' insists it's Jane, looks kinda right), Hayden Panettiere rooting on her man with cleave (kudos to 'Lugh'), more Selena Gomez laying across a bed goodness (thank you kindly 'Michael G.'), and, last, but not last, a purported nekkid shot of Game of Thrones giantess, Gwendoline Christie by photographer Polly Borland (transmitted by 'Matthew B.'). Now, that is what I call a hodgepodge of honeys! Enjoy.

Victoria Lee Covered Topless And Extraordinarily Hot in Elle

You'll thank me later. Oh, you won't write a letter or send me money, but in the back of your mind, you will pay forward gratitude for this introduction to the incredibly hot Victoria Lee. The next in the seemingly ceaseless line of ridiculously sextastic models out of Australia, Victoria scored a sweet pictorial in Elle France, making it about time you got to know her.

Now, Victoria Lee is hardly a catchy name or a unique odd name you'll easily remember. But I want you to nevertheless. Because if there's one thing I'm about it's education. And today's lesson is in the covered topless glorious visuals of one Victoria Lee. This will be on the final. Enjoy.

Hmm, I Wonder What Charlie Sheen’s Young Girlfriend Looks Like Nekkid

 

Thanks to EgoReader 'Henr'y for making us even more jealous of Charlie Sheen, a man you think would've run out of ways to make the ordinary gent jealous long ago. But, nay. Meet Georgia Jones. She works in mature themed entertainment as do many of Charlie's short-lived flings (in fact, who knows, he already may be broken up with her by the time I hit 'publish').

But, there's no denying she has certain qualities we would all want in a girlfriend. Like, hot, sextastic, porny goodness. Not that that's the be-all end-all in the female gender. But it's definitely in the top ten list of archetypes. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Nekkid, Kendall Jenner Cleavy, and Aubrey O’Day Even Cleavier Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O'Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.

Hot Celeb Bodies of All Ages and Other Fine Things To Ogle

ALL KINDS OF BIKINI GALS
See women of all ages wearing next to nothing Read More »
EX-BACHELOR HOTNESS
Courtney Robertson leaves us speechless Read More »
MIRANDA RETRO
Miranda Kerr looks great in a black one piece Read More »

Age is just a number when it comes to bikini hotness (Celebuzz)

Miranda Kerr wears the retro swimsuit VERY well (WWTDD)

Courtney Robertson is also good for a bikini shot or three (TMZ)

EmmaWatson, there's never a bad time to ogle you (Huffington Post)

Dita Von Teese will do anything to sell you a car (Fox News)

A collection of hot celebrity twins! (Ranker)

Heidi Klum's nipples are back everybody!  (The Superficial)

Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

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