Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins.

Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy.

Paula Patton See-Through Dress Reveals Her Newly Single Double Delights

It seems that annoying Robin Thicke has finally moved on from his quest to get his wife back, leaving Paula Patton free and single and see-through as she was up top in her dress at the Emmy Awards after party. Well, one of the parties. But two of her sweet boobtastic quite visible beneath her sheer top. Judging by the allure of her funbags, Paula will not be single for long.

It's always sad when any relationship ends. Except for my own, naturally. Those have been mostly joyous occasions. But, hey, Robin had a long run with Paula Patton. She's still very much in her sextastic prime and some lucky bastard is going to go next. This is the Circle of Life of Women I Shall Never Know. Now I am tearing up. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Bikini Retro American Auto Classics

When Arianny Celeste asked me if I'd like to share photos of her and her bosom buddy Britney Palmer in bikinis playing around in an Olds 88, I had to wonder, was there more than one answer to that question. Nay. So I screamed 'yes!' and these wicked hot pictures of the UFC Ring Girls extraordinaire are every bit as sextastic as I imagined.

One and one don't make two, they make blood flow to the extremities when those one and one are Arianny and Brittney in patriotic flag bikinis showing off two incredibly outstanding female forms in this photoshoot by Allan Dawe. Oh, my, those lucky lucky car seats. The idea of these two outrageously hot women crawling around my economy import keeps flashing through my mind. I hope they don't mind my dirty socks and In & Out wrappers. I suppose I could clean. But being dirty with Arianny and Brittney seems so much better. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer and Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind the Scenes

 

When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least.

Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we'll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy.

Elle Fanning Sports Bra and Dance Workouts Becoming a Daily Camera-Snapping Routine

So long as Elle Fanning hits the gym daily in her sports bra and yoga pants, even at her tender age, the paparazzi are going to follow her and snap away. I suppose she knows this fully well by now. Either she likes the attention or she just loves that gym and dance studio of hers. Perhaps a bit of both. It's hard for me to even imagine the feelings of people wanting my picture in tight gym clothes, you know, as opposed to gym managers telling me discreetly I need to wear loose fitting clothes or they're going to have to ask me to leave.

Elle Fanning's star is rising rather fast and furious. She obviously leans on a very healthy lifestyle to keep herself ripe and ready for the challenge. And, hopefully, a little bit down the road, those challenges will include more mature themed roles. Fingers locked and loaded for the future. To infinity and beyond. Enjoy.

Rachel Mortenson Puts Her Whole Hot Body into Ball Sports in Galore

Up and coming lingerie model Rachel Mortenson has taken the next step toward building a permanent home in the caverns of my libido by turning to the sprayed wet and oil rendition of various sextastic athletic gear poses. Oh, my. That killer tush on Rachel Mortenson combined with a racktastic that seems as if it was sculpted by the gods high atop Olympus, six points.  I think you know what a sucker I am for hot girls in sports unis. That damn lucky boy bar on he bike. Oh, to be a metallic inanimate object within sweaty distance of Rachel's alluring lady parts.

Bravo to the fine work of the people at Galore magazine for recognizing that driving men crazy isn't all that complicated. Wicked fine woman. Sweet curvaceous body. And, naturally, a baseball bat. Enjoy.

Bailey Noble Wardrobe Malfunction Flashes Her Bra in Fancy Beverly Hills

Fortunately True Blood hottie Bailey Noble, she decided to wear a bra to her fancy Emmy related party at the SLS Hotel. You can call that unfortunate for us. For when her dress front flipped up into the air, we got a solid view of her chest, though sadly covered with a very modest brassiere. Such is the sadistic nature of women's undergarments that exist only to frustrate and destroy dreams.

Nevertheless, the chance to delight in the visuals of one fine looking woman experiencing a bit of the oops is still quite a thrill. And Bailey Noble has the sweet sextastic of a woman we will most definitely be seeing more of in the future. I've dreamed of women who look like Bailey since before my nuggets dropped. They always give the world something special by way of visual wonderments. Enjoy.