Miranda Kerr’s Mighty Cleav And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Miranda Kerr's cleavage lit up all of New York City. (The Superficial)

Tara Reid is actually looking pretty hot again. (TMZ)

Roselyn Sanchez wears a see-through outfit to the Latin Grammies. (Huffington Post)

Christina Milian's nip goes peek-a-boo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paz Vega's cleavage is muy caliente! (Hollywood Tuna)

Lisalla Montenegro wins Instagram with this bikini pic. (Popoholic)

Greer Grammer is miss Golden Globes and I'd like to see her Golden Globes. (COED)

Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy Hot Leggy Sizzles for the Foreign Press

Emily Ratajkowski is showing up to more and more places in clothes. It's kind of a mixed bag. While I always dream of her extensive unclad work, it's always a blessing to see a super sextastic young woman in her cleavy finest at events such as this Hollywood Foreign Press bit of nonsense two months still ahead of the Golden Globe Awards. The awards season in Hollywood is pretty much a year round thing now, which I would complain more about save for the likes of Emily Ratajkowski looking like the dream girl I had hoped to take to the prom (no offense to Andrea and her back brace naturally, we had good times).

My verdict is in. I will allow Emily to be seen in clothing, at times, provided she obtain my prior written consent and I can still see enough skin to receive a material levels of tingles. This current leg and chest show meets the standard. I approve! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Works Her Ginger Magics In Red Band Society Clip

I'm pretty sure that Red Band Society show on Fox is meant for a demographic not consisting of men who try to save money by eating happy hour food for dinner. I'm also quite sure this is the second time today I've posted pictures of Bella Thorne. But what am I to do? This Disney starlet turned multi-media ingenue is simply everywhere these days. And she's not exactly hard to look at.

Bella plays a role in the show's most recent episode where we start to see a glimpse of talents future. I can't speak their name (Funions), but I can certainly see how like Kendall, Miley, and others before her, she's slowly moving artistically forward into more grown up roles. And good for her. And us. And the Keepers of the Sextastic Time Space Continuum. Everybody's a winner when roses blossom. Enjoy.

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Hey, Remember That Time Nintendo Made Ecstasy Tablets?

As we know, Nintendo have taken a lot of snark over the years for their kiddy image. The mockers have mocked, like the mocking mocksters of mock that they are. They always have. As that fat kid with the breathing problems once told me at recess, Sonic is cool and Mario is gay. As though this was an insult, and not just a sign of a guy with much better fashion sense and standards of personal hygiene than the rest of us.

True enough, their first party output has always been on the family friendly, toontastic side. Not to mention their commercials, cutesy enough to make all the hairs on your scrote stand on end. But hey, they’ve tried all sorts of things to get the hardcore, old-enough-to-legally-drink gamer on board. When the Gamecube launched in 2001, Nintendo secured a deal with Capcom to get the whole main Resident Evil backlog ported, and an exclusive entry or two to boot.

The console may have been bright purple, and resembled a Hello Kitty My First Handbag, but that doesn’t help the point I’m making at all. And the point is: Nintendo-branded ecstasy tablets.

Spoiler: this isn’t an official Nintendo product. Just in case you thought they’d taken their attempts to woo the cool core crowd a little too far (I know, mom, drugs are not cool). Just bizarre news from Merry Old England earlier this week, where three teens were rushed to hospital after taking ‘super-strength ecstasy pills branded Nintendos to cynically appeal to youngsters’ at a club.

Seriously, what will dodgy back-alley drug dealers come up with next?

Destructoid, via The Mirror.

Natalie Dormer Topless, Jane Fonda Topless, Eva Green Topless All in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Hello there, faptastic skinematic content. The best of the week available on the big and little screen for your medium sized fun times viewing your favorite celebrities baring boobtastic on the silver screen. I'm not sure how people actually spent their private time before the invention of the moving pictures, but I'm guessing there was an awful lot of rubbing up against tree branches and sobbing. Thank heavens for Mr. Skin.

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This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70's classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, Kate Upton Boobtastic, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, glorious last Friday before Black Friday when middle aged people will trample old people buying gifts for young people in perhaps the most perverted Circle of Life demonstration ever. I shall miss those of you who don't make it ever so dearly. But, time marches on, heals all wounds, and names lame people to their Person of the Year edition. Thus, on this Friday, we turn out attention and optical lenses toward the velveteen pouch that contains this week's content of reader submitted skin, flesh, and funbags. A little invention that since 1911 we've been calling, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Upton in her first big bikini shoot (oh, my my's thanks to EgoReader 'Brett'), Madonna topless in some of her stellar screen work (dramatic, no, topless, yes, via 'Owen'), Chloe Sevigny nekkid in Purple (full Chloes courtesy of 'Stag'), Jane March topless thespianic (lovely lovelies by way of 'Marco'), Elizabeth Hurley topless in her beginning days (big hair and funtops sent by 'Steven'), Edie Falco topless and revelatory (Falco peaches presented by 'Damon'), India Reynolds topless in Zoo (India glorious views promoted by 'Stacey'), wicked hot Morena Baccarin baring teats in Homeland (how I lust Morena, 'Evan G.' knows that), Abbie Cornish topless and fruitful (British besties tosses into the mix by 'Merv'), Paz de la Huerta nekkid fun times (pleasantly prurient views by 'David R.'), Evangeline Lily bra and panties screencaps (lost was I ere I saw Lily, from 'Bruce'), Kate Beckinsale topless and inspiring (pre-MILF Kate still so beautiful, via 'Ryan'), Swedish TV lovely Emma Zetterberg topless in Cafe magazine (tussen takk shout out to 'Lusen'), Lucy Lui nip slip from Elementary (caught by so many of you I can't count, thanks to all!), the blessedly hot Marion Cotillard just simply stunning (many obliges go out to 'Jean-Yves'), Sophie Howard stunning topless selfies (I could sleep in those pillows, just outstanding 'Regan'), Emma Frain topless with a topless buddy (buddy system perfected by 'Jonathan'), and last but not least, Euro-lovely Valerie Kaprrinsky quite nekkid in a beautiful work of cinematic art (kudos to 'Poppy' for the throwback visual delights). I'm not going to sugar coat this. It's a lot of nekkid celebrity flesh. If you can't handle it, I'll still respect you. Or not. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Jackie Guerrido, Rocsi Diaz And Others En Fuego At The Latin Grammies

I don't mind telling you that I love the Latin Grammies. Not so much for all of the Spanish-speaking music world patting itself on the back but because it brings out all the hottest Latinas. As a Latino myself it is great to have a chance to ogle a wide variety of my people for a change. Perennial hottie Alessandra Ambrosio was on hand looking as boobtacular as ever. She was wearing an outfit with a plunging neckline so deep that it almost reached her hoo-haa. Oh, Lord was there cleav. Jackie Guerrido was there as well looking her usual sexy self. That woman has got some legs that are muy caliente, mi amigos. I wouldn't mind one bit if those puppies were lying next to me on a cold night. Rosci Diaz had a dress on that was low cut so you could see her chi chis and high at the bottom so you could gander at her magnificent legs. Ay ya yay!

All in all it was a magical night. There were hotties too numerous to mention. It's like los Reyes Magos came early this year to bring the gift of boobs.