Alyssa Barbara sporting lingerie makes me happy in my swimsuit area. (Hollywood Tuna)
Hottie Janice Griffith jumps off a roof nekkid. That is all. (TMZ)
Let’s take a look back at all the Kim Kardashian selfies of 2014. (Huffington Post)
Adult film stars read “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sweet Jesus, Daniela Lopez Osorio in a bikini is amazing. (Popoholic)
Emily Ratjkowski bounces around in lingerie in this music video. (The Superficial)
Kate Upton was the most Googled model of 2014. Let’s see why. (COED)
I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not exactly sure the voice in this music video is actually coming from Ariana Grande. Maybe by way of several computers and a Mariah Carey vocal translation chip. Nevertheless, the booty-ful body and high kicking supple legs are definitely all Ariana. The minx putting together her best silly but sextastic effort in Santa Tell Me, which I suppose is sort of a real song, for the ogling set this Christmas.
2014 has been a wonderful year for Ariana Grande and the men who love to leer at her. I can’t wait to see what she has in store for the coming year as she continues to evolve out of her teen starlet persona and into showy pop diva for a slightly older audience. If she goes the way of Miley, I shall be most pleased. Most pleased indeed. Bless you, Ariana Grande, and your showy little outfits. Bring on phase two. Enjoy.
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I have to admit when I first saw this girl I thought it was Mickey Rourke’s much younger Russian model girlfriend who has nearly the same name, and a very similar body. But I’m pretty sure my extensive research of up to four minutes and eleven seconds bears out that this blonde hottie is not the same blonde hottie who is slowly killing Mickey Rourke with her younger woman requests for attention. Though I would allow this Anna Makarenko featured in Interviu magazine to kill me slowly, or fast, with whatever demands she could imagine.
Anna has what you might call a very dangerous body. Not necessarily dangerous to herself, but to men worldwide. I expect her faptastic bare bosom to be responsible for millions of dollars in lost productivity today alone. You don’t see time and money lost to ogling sweet teats counted in the World Almanac of Facts or any government economic reports. But the day you do, expect to count many many zeroes. Bless you and your fine female form, Anna. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Interviu Spain
Fresh off her big victory in some European music award show for something to do with music or being famous, Billionaire Barbie took her eclectic electric fame show to London for a fun night out on the town that involved some bodacious smooshed up cleavage and the quite pleasant deep British taxi service of upskirt peeks revealing some pretty pink panties. I will say the pink was a nice surprise for Paris decked out in evening wear. I can respect her choices as an artist and a woman.
Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. Whatever her dress up outfit or costume for the day, she’s forever cocked-eyed smiling and looking like a million, err, a billion bucks. Pink lacy panties included. Or, often times, not included when she’s feel rather cheeky. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlyNet / GSI / INFphoto.com / Splash News
Tetyana Veryovkina definitely wants in on the Egotastic best bikini body in Miami contest this winter. It must be something to do with the grand prize package ranging from five million dollars up to a date with yours truly minus the five million dollars. It’s kind of driving the competition frenzy along the South Florida shoreline at the moment.
Tetyana brought her seriously hot female form ready for competition as she pranced and preened along the beachfront, letting everybody know that it doesn’t matter if they have trouble pronouncing her name, they will memorize her curves in very short order. Tetyana is quite the sturdy contender. I’ll be taking measurements and weighing her in later purely by touch and feel. I believe that’s still a legal hiring process in this country. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash News
There are eternal questions that mankind has pondered for generations: who are we? Why are we here? Which Kardashian/Jenner has the best butt? For my money, and I know this is controversial, the title of the ultimate Kardashian booty goes to Khloe Kardashian. It looks especially magnificent in this tight black leather skirt. These K & J gals are great because they’ll put on provocative outfits just to go fill up their car. I’m surprised the heat of her booty didn’t ignite the gasoline fumes. Booty heat is just as dangerous as static electricity at the pump. I do so love Khloe’s booty. How much? I’m going to write a booty haiku.
Your booty is better than
Kim’s, the wind blows through.
Photo Credit: GSI / Splash News / FameFlyNet / PCN
Ah, Naomi Campbell. I have been a big fan of this lovely lady and her tig ‘ol bitties since I was in junior high and believe me that was a loooong time ago. But she still looks amazing. She is the very definition of keeping it tight. In these pics, she’s sporting several provocative lingerie ensembles. Naomi has got some ridiculously incredible legs. They are so long and lean. I imagine having those bad boys wrapped around you in heavenly. Naomi’s booty is outstanding as well. I would like to wear it as a hat. Her thumper is at the same time tight and curvy. I very much likey.
I remember watching Naomi writhe around nekkid in the George Michael Freedom 90 video. If you haven’t seen that video in a while I suggest you YouTube it for some classic hot lady party.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur