The Chive celebrates Hump Day exactly as you might think (The Chive)
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste has got a mind-blowing booty. (TMZ)
Katy Perry wears a see-through shirt and shows off her perfect funbags. (WWTDD)
I would like to be the meat in a sandwich between Gillian Anderson and her daughter Piper. (Huffington Post)
Charlize Theron shows off her legs in Esquire. (Drunken Stepfather)
Aussie hottie Shanina Shaik in lingerie is a very good thing. (Hollywood Tuna)
Chrissy Teigen and her boobs go for a walk. (Popoholic)
Oh, man, how ridiculously attractive is Hailey Clausen? That’s sort of rhetorical. It’s okay if you feel otherwise, though obviously you’re not allowed in the Honeycomb Hideout. You’ll start missing the sugar high soon enough.
Hailey is a highly sought after model of the swimwear and lingerie these days, given that she’s incredible good looking and has a body designed in the factory in heaven marked ‘Awesome Stuff’. Her flying under the radar days are pretty much over, thanks to shoots like this Beach Bunny spread. Soon, we shall have to share her with the rest of the world. It’s always somewhat bittersweet when our best looking eaglets leave the nest, but such is the circle of life. Damn, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. Another glance at Hailey’s bikini body. There, the tears stopped. Though the moistness, remains. Crikey. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Beach Bunny Swimwear
There’s an explosion of hotness talent coming on display from the former Eastern Europe, with models baring their beautiful bodies in increasingly widespread magazine moving more and more to the forefront. As it should be. Let the cream rise to the top. As it were. Hide the children just in case.
Andrea Lausevic declares her body beautiful in the new edition of Bambi Magazine and indeed she is one amazing looking specimen of femininity. I lust me some alluring women with super fine funbags parading and preening in black and white. It makes me feel like I’m a museum, a museum where I can drink beer in my La-Z-Boy while leering. So, the best museum ever yet to be invented. Andrea, you are one inspiring woman. I can’t wait to see what comes next. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Bambi Magazine
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Once more I will emphatically state, if you’ve got them, flaunt them. There’s no reason to spend a magnificent amount of money on fine full funbags if you’re not going to let the world in on the efforts. It’s like redecorating your home and letting nobody over. I think. I’m still on the original IKEA. Kim Kardashian knows exactly what she was built for — show — and Paris is ground zero of fashionable lady show-offery.
Kim took to the City of Light evening premiere night in a low cut dress certain to capture 99% of the photographic resources in the area. She might be able to don that look like, oh, what, me? Are you taking my picture? But why? But about an inch deeper she’s calculating her success on the red carpet. Indeed, have boobs will travel. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
I think ‘barely covered’ is probably going to be pro forma descriptions for pretty much every Kendall Jenner photoshoot going forward. Well, perhaps the sprinkling of ‘uncovered’ will also be in the mix. You don’t have a body like Kendall’s and a Kardashian family mindset and not show off your wares. It’s simply not one of the options. Blessedly so.
Kendall’s latest and greatest long lean natural body exhibition appears in GQ magazine. The taller, slender Kardashian daughter exposes the full length of her sleek allure in some various tiny bits of clothing. I’m not sure what a Gentleman who reads this magazine is supposed to take away from these photos in terms of what watch to wear to power lunches, but I can tell you what the Gentleman Ogler takes away from it. Memories. Wonderful wonderful memories. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: GQ
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been simply crazy hot for as long as I can remember. She’s only 27, which says both something about my memory, but also just how profound an impact Rosie has had on our collective private time happy time moments these past five or six years with her simple outlandish visual-hormonal appeal. She doesn’t really do more than appear incredibly feminine and sextastic in barely there clothing for ads and magazines and portfolios. And that is more than enough.
The current month’s issue of Harper’s Bazaar features Rosie covering her sweet tender peaches in various loose fitting wardrobes around the pool. Just to sort of remind you how hotel vacations look in the libido portion of your mind. The idea of sharing a king size poolside room with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for the weekend provides more than a mere tingle. I can actually feel the burn and the soreness and a bit of the chaffing that might occur. She’s a stunner. Always has been and I mightily suspect always will be. Once I dropkick Jason Statham, I’m going to close the deal. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Miguel Reveriego For Harper’s Bazaar
I happen to be a mega fan of crazy hot Polish models with absolutely mesmerizing au natural racktastic bodies. I know, another just me thing. But take a gander at the wanton lust inducing pictorial of Paula Bulczynska in P Magazine. Just simply outstanding, outrageous, and nearly out of bounds given what a wholesome family style site I try to run here. God forbid the children see beautiful nude shots and start mainlining Pixie sticks and fornicating someday.
Once again I’d like to point out that the creation of visual wonderments can rely entirely on a skilled photographer, a camera, and a super hot woman. Everything else is just static really. Not that I mean to take jobs away from those ten other people who run around magazine photo shoot sets screaming and smoking and sometimes crying, but honestly, join the merchant marines and see the world a bit. Leave the naturally sextastic to do their thing for the lens. Just like Paula. Simply amazing. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Emanuele Ferrari For P Magazine
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