Egotastic
What can I say. I'm a sucker for girls with tons of experience points. None more so maybe than Kim Kardashian, who for the first time in her life today had a passenger disembarking her highly visited Love Boat. A baby girl. Mother and daughter are said to be resting comfortably by somebody who paid $5 million for the rights to say that.
It seems like just yesterday our buddy Ray J was performing a procreative act upon Kim. I guess he can only lament his coitus interruptus urinarius strategy. Congratulations to Kim and even Kanye, depending upon his feelings on the matter.
(By the way, why not celebrate the birth of Kim's love child with a full, uncensored viewing of the sex tape that made her famous. Kim K Superstar! It's always fun to see a star's early work.)
Miley Cyrus Is Flaunting It, Probably a Good Omen
Unlike the insidious omen of the Kimye child, the fact that Miley Cyrus continues to pose more and more risque is a very positive sign.
Now that her parents are officially divorced, perhaps twenty is the time for Miley to really kick it even another notch higher on the rebellious exhibition scale. Of course, this is the girl who was flashing things in public before we were even allowed to legally show you any of them. And she hasn't slowed up since.
But even her legit photos are now going the way of this Vijat Mohindra photo that appeared on the recent cover of Billboard magazine. That is to say, Miley is definitely showing off all her hard Pilates and yoga work. Say what you will about her hair and such, she has one of the nicest little bodies in Tinsel Town these days. Enjoy.