Egotastic
It’s always beneficial, when you’re introducing the world to your latest console, to bring along a heavy-hitter or two. The mighty caliber of announcement that’ll leave the janitor cleaning attendee’s crap off the seats of Swanky Gaming Conference Room #4 for days to come. What did the Xbox One show have? The cashiest, cowiest cash cow of all, that’s what.
Call of Duty: Ghosts had a tantalizing reveal of its own, with Infinity Ward stating that the game’s DLC installments will be timed Xbox One exclusives (what with Microsoft still having their ballsacks in a vice and everything). Previously, as you may know, they favored us with a little PR bullshittery, pledging to offer ‘a riveting all-new gameplay experience built on an entirely new story, setting, and cast of characters, all powered by a new, next-generation Call of Duty engine that redefines the series for the next generation.’ (-IGN)
Which is all well and good, but what we really wanted was a trailer full of delicious eye candy for our... eyeballs to chew on. Chew away, gentlemen, because they gave us one of those too.
General Zod Isn’t F*cking Around In The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer (Video)
It's a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don't know who "Kal-El" is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.
In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I'd just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn't like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.