Claudia Romani Looking Sexy In A Pink Bikini

Italian bella figura Claudia Romani took to Miami Beach wearing a tiny pink bikini. One of the things I like about Claudia is that, unlike a lot of models, she's got some pretty spectacular curves. She is Italiana, after all. He booty is spectacular. You want to reach out and give it a squeeze, but you shouldn't because that's how you get arrested. Her backside looks outstanding in this small pink bottom. But let's not forget about her perky ta-tas. There is a hint of sideboob in a couple of the pics that make me happy in my swimsuit area. This is going to sound weird but I also really like her hair. Call me old fashioned but I like a woman with a long, thick head of hair. Something she can whip around all sexy.

My family has been bugging me to go visit them in Miami. I should get down there while it's still bikini season.

Louise Cliffe Topless Goodies In Billie Scheepers Photoshoot 2014

 

British model Louise Cliffe showed off her funbags for lucky SOB photographer Billie Scheeper. In the photoshoot she is wearing a variety of posh outfits, or rather parts of posh outfits. The purpose is to show her perfectly pert crumpets to the camera. She's got those upturned snobby looking boobies that only make you want to look at them more. I do love a pair of yum yums with an attitude. Of particular interest are the ones in which she's wearing cat ears and is pretending to be some kind of galactic topless cat beast chick. I don't pretend to understand the mind of an artist like Billie Scheepers. What I do know is that I appreciate any art that has a pair of, pardon me for going all Massachusetts, wicked awesome bazoombas involved.

Louise is hot in just the right way for this kind of thing. She's not regular girl hot because that would just look weird but she's not plastic Barbie hot either. No, she's smouldering hot and looks sexy even in cat ears.

Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

Redonkulously hot model Jehane 'Gigi' Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She's covered topless but that doesn't mean you don't get some nice sideboob shots. She's got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It's naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I'm a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.

Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess Bikini in Hawaii

Dancing with the Stars dancers Karina Smirnoff and Sharna Burgess took some time off from dancing the cha cha cha with c-list celebrities to romp around a Hawaiian beach scantily clad. Karina wore a teal bikini that showed off her gorgeous dancer's body. A lot of professional dancers have lost their boobies through rigorous exercise, but not Karina. There is some killer cleave pics, particularly when they are paddle surfing. The bottom also gives a nice view of the cut musculature of her hips leading down to her no-no spot. Sharna's bikini is even smaller and more revealing. The cleavage on her is enough to make me want to dance and I truly suck at it. She's got a really amazing and tight tuchus that I imagine comes from all those long hours strutting around with Danny Bonaduce or Jimmy "JJ" Walker or whoever.

I like it when hotties travel in pairs. It makes it so much more convenient to write about them if they are in a pack. Plus it's double the good stuff to look at.

Rihanna Braless And Leggy in NYC

Rihanna was showing off her assetts in a pair of short shorts and a tank top in New York City. The jean cut-offs are so tiny that the pockets are sticking out of the bottom. That's how you know a pair of short shorts is serious. And then there is an additional slit up the side offering maximum exposure. Then her lovely chest puppies are on display in a cropped tank top. There is a peek of Rihanna's patented amazing bare mid-riff. She's got an amazing abdomen, probably from that dancing a whatnot. In general you have to love Rihanna's penchant for not wearing a bra. I guess if your yum yums just stay up on their own there is no reason to resort to wearing an underwire. That and in general I think Rihanna just doesn't like wearing clothes, which I'm totally OK with.

How come when I walk around New York I never see hot celebrities wearing no bras? The last celebrity I saw on the street was 90 year old star of Yiddish theater and movies Vyvush Finkle. Not sexy. Well, unless you are into really old Yiddish comedians.

Naked News Nekkid Take on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (VIDEO)

 

I was just about to rant about how Internet memes have just about hit the wall when local TV news people start imitating them on set, when along comes the babe-a-licious nekkid betties of Naked News stepping up to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. We already know it's for a wonderful cause. I damn near cried when I saw how much money ALS research had raised through this rather genius video challenge. So consider the Ice Bucket Challenge re-imagined without any clothes on.

See the NSFW version of the Ice Bucket Challenge from Naked News. Oh, go oh, it's for a good cause and you get to see one hot nekkid wet girl. You may alleviate your guilt with a profoundly helpful check. Enjoy.

Nicki Minaj Mighty Booty Shakes, Thumps, and Bites in ‘Anaconda’

Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it's inane, save for one large game-changing element -- massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki's. That Thor's Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure.

I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki's that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren't any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki's mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can't believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy.