Miley Cyrus is single and ready to mingle. Or at least hike and show off her toned body in a sports bra and Spandex. That’s the modern day equivalent of going to a cocktail mixer. Probably healthier really is you think about the exercise. Certainly healthier for us gentleman oglers who get a chance to peep her toned bare midriff and see her petite body in physical action.
It was just this week Miley announced she and Arnie’s son were taking a break because that sounds better than breaking up. I can’t imagine being the significant other of either of these two celebrities and celebrity kids is any walk in the park. Let alone a hike in tight Spandex and bra tops. But, I digress, and now return simply to inelegant leering. My specialty and primary form of exercise. Miley, you won’t stay single long. Try to revel in your independence. And perhaps some more nudes would be a good start. Enjoy.
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Apparently Vivica A. Fox went to the store and asked for the shortest dress they had. I like that. It’s a simple request to produce a less than simple stunning result for a big Hollywood party. God gave you legs for more than just walking. Show those stems and try to pretend you don’t see me trying to see your color of undies. It’s just a force of habit. I hope you see it as a compliment.
Vivica decided it was worth a shot stealing the show at the Dancing With the Stars party celebrating the fact that ABC still has a show that people watch and it’s about dancing which nobody ever saw coming. I’ll drink to that. Or at least dancing, which has been giving some of our fairest ladies the finest looking legs for countless generations. Whatever Vivica is doing is working too. I like to think my trips to the fridge are also keeping my quads tip top. Though I’d probably not ask for the shortest outfit in the store. You’re doing great work, Ms. Fox. Keep up the sly. Enjoy.
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Pixie Lott may have a silly name but you know what isn’t silly? Her boobs. She was wearing a very revealing top in London that showed some major sideboob. I mean MAJOR. She’s got an excellent pair of yabbos that are nice and perky. She also had a bit of a slip when her boob glue came undone. This allowed us an even better view of her funbag profile. I don’t pretend to understand the physics of boob glue nor do I understand how it stays in place. Magic, I guess. All I know is that it usually means that there is some low-cut or sideboobage action about to happen. It’s like the harbinger of boob happenings.
It says on her Wikipedia page that she’s an actress. I wonder if she does nude scenes…
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Katie Cassidy was showing off her killer bikini body in a little string number on the beach in Miami. Katie’s got a nice pair of perkies that look delightful. They are the kind of boobs you want to buy a steak dinner and then motorboat into the evening. She’s been strutting her stuff quite a bit lately and we’ve been covering it with bated breath. And it’s easy to see why. Besides her adorable boobage she’s also got an intensely wonderful booty. I mean, when it leaves an impression in the sand it is probably a perfect heart shape. Like, a classical heart shape not shaped like an actual heart. That would be gross.
If I were a betting man, and I am, I bet you that we will see even more of her in a bikini sometime in the next week. You can take that to the bank!
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I think I meant to share this with you over the weekend but I’m kind of remembering basketball and cocktails and then losing interest in things related to anything other than the couch. I’m pretty sure I would’ve slept until Tuesday if my trusted dog Mr. Bottomfingers doesn’t start biting at my privates when he needs to whizz badly. But, I’m learning to live up to my word. So, for those of you who asked, or those of you who wish to celebrate Earth Day by checking out some ridiculously hot celebrity ladies in motion, here’s what I’ve just been watching (well, was on Sunday), I’m only human.
Well, today it’s Ronda Rousey taking off her top for Buffalo jeans (sorry about the dude), Emily Ratajkowski see-through sextastic touching herself goodness, and Olivia Wilde in desperately hot shape and showing off. Menage-a-quatre at Bill’s house. Ronda, Emily, Olivia, oh my god. My mind just exploded. I think that was my mind. Enjoy.
Don’t forget the Bella! Younger sister of Gigi Hadid, the barely legal Bella Hadid, is making her own waves in the world of faptastic modeling, such as her very latest see-through bit of wonderment for Elle magazine.
As you know, I’m a rather avid collector of a women’s fashion magazines for a guy with a hairy set of bobos (TMI, yes, I’m aware). But I’d call this a rather risque out of the box bit of eyeball popping visuals from a model just hitting the big girl market. It bodes quite well for her future photographic endeavors and speaks to the general Hadid sister penchant for showing off their fine borne and shorn bodies. I won’t say I have a case of the full on lusts just yet, but now that Bella is eighteen, I will intimate a whole bunch of prurient naughty things about sextastic young women in sheer body suits. The bomb. Get it on. Enjoy.
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Selena Gomez sends the world a smoking hot picture of her in a swimsuit. (Huffington Post)
Arianny Celeste‘s booty will make you pant like a dog. (TMZ)
Nina Agdal Instagrams her bikinied butt and it is amazing. (Drunken Stepfather)
Elizabeth Hurley‘s boobs are still a work of art. (Hollywood Tuna)
Doutzen Kroes in a bikini will make your day. (Popoholic)
Let’s take a minute and celebrate underboobs. (The Chive)
Anastasia Ashley‘s booty on a beach. That is all. (The Superficial)