Sophie Monk Wants to F U

As far as celebrity status goes, Sophie Monk is decidedly F-List. I think she's been in like one movie, and if she hadn't dated that douchebag who's with Paris Hilton now, or if she wasn't currently Ryan Seacrest's beard, no one would care about her at all. And you probably don't care anyway. In fact, I can't even say that Sophie Monk is particularly pretty, what with her ridiculously collagen-filled lips, but there a couple things about her that are rather remarkable. I'll give you two guesses as to what they are...

Nice shirt, by the way, Sophie.

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Marisa Miller is Victoria’s Secret

Okay, it's not actually a secret that Marisa Miller is ridonculously hot, but I needed a title for this post, and that's the best I could come up with at this late hour. Regardless, the point is that it really doesn't matter what Marisa Miller is doing - in this case she's at some party for some Victoria's Secret thing or other - all that matters is that she looks really good doing whatever it is she's doing.

And she's got that magical blowing hair thing going on. So sexy. So. Very. Sexy. More pictures of Marisa Miller's perfectness after the jump.

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Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures

 

There's no shortage of Sienna Miller topless pictures in the world, but that doesn't mean we aren't simply thrilled to see more. She may not be the bustiest, or bootiest of babes, but she holds a special place in the heart of Egotastic!, and as long as we keep getting more Sienna Miller topless pictures, she always will.

These particular Sienna Miller topless bikini pictures are particularly fun because besides the full-on topless shots, we've got some nice bikini pictures, including a great bikini malfunction nipple slip. You'd think with rather small breasts, Sienna wouldn't have much trouble keeping her bikini top on, but you'd be wrong.

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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sold for $1.5 Million

 

Yes, you read that correctly, a Marilyn Monroe sex tape, or should we say sex film, (since there was no "tape" back then) sold recently for $1.5 Million, reports The New York Post. The silent, black and white film, shot in the late 1950s features Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man, who the FBI tried to prove was John F. Kennedy, however they were never able to do so. The tape was sold to a New York businessman who bought it in order to keep it from being made public.

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.

The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.

He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.

Morgan said he discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Monroe, after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-'60s.

Paris Hilton ain't got nothin' on Marilyn Monroe. Looks like some things never go out of style. What's really getting to me, though, is that I'm totally not shocked by this revelation. Maybe we've just seen so many sex tapes that it's become a fact of life, or maybe it's the fact that Marilyn was never shy, and was even the first ever Playboy Playmate, but I'm pretty sure a couple years ago, this story would have been unimaginable. Now it's just another day here on Egotastic!

Here's Marilyn Monroe nude in her famous "Last Sitting" shoot by Bert Stern. You know, the one that we also saw Lindsay Lohan nude in.

Avril Lavigne’s Breasts Get the Rub Down

Well, what do we have here? It's Avril Lavigne and her husband (yeah, crazy, I know) Derek Whibly getting frisky during a picnic in the parc. From Avril Lavigne's breasts to her ass, nothing seemed off limits as the couple enjoyed some very public displays of affection. And why not? After all, if you have to spend everyday married to Avil Lavigne, you might as well take full advantage of the limited benefits to make up for having to listen to her talk like an idiot all the time.

More pictures of Avril getting felt up after the jump.

Update: Turns out these pictures are actually a couple years old. Not that it makes them any less sexy.

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Well, Is She or Isn’t She?

So, is Ashlee Simpson pregnant or not? (A Socialite's Life)

Kim Kardashian keeps her ass classy. (Dlisted)

Dannii Minogue gets cute, asian style. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan's family issues never end. (PopSugar)

Gillian Anderson does Maxim. (Popoholic)

Alicia Keys is a conspiracy nut. (Celebslam)

Mariah Carey is on American Idol this week. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears had a minor fender bender this weekend. (IDLYITW)

Renee Zellweger is cursed. (CityRag)

Amy Winehouse's skin will never get better. (Hollywood Rag)

Pink’s Red Bikini is Wrong

Okay, new rule: Just because you can wear a bikini, doesn't mean you should. Take these Pink bikini pictures for example. You've got bleach blonde hair, strange tattoos, including matching bows on the back of her thighs, a 60s-style red and white polka-dot bikini, and just about the fugliest, floppiest hat ever. It's like Brigitte Nielsen meets the Coppertone girl were put in a blender, and this is what came out. Not a good mix.

More pink bikini pictures after the jump.

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