No Jessica Alba Nude Scenes Any Time Soon

Just in case you were wondering, you won't be seeing Jessica Alba naked anytime soon. Why? Because she's a Catholic, that's why. And while she doesn't seem to have a problem living in sin with a cheating boyfriend, she draws the line at getting naked on screen, according to CinemaBlend.

I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed. I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.

Blah Blah Blah. Famous last words. We get it, you're a good girl. Whatever. You don't need to keep talking about how you're not going to take your clothes off. If you're not going to do it, then just shut up about it, okay Jessica?

That being said, here's Jessica Alba totally topless in her new movie, Awake. Of course, it's only from behind, and she's totally being a tease, but I suppose we'll have to take what we can get.

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Natalie Portman is Pretty in Parade

After their big fuck-up where Parade Magazine said Natalie Portman's nude scenes were a regret, the mag has made up for it by coming up with some really pretty Natalie Portman pictures. Of course, if you can't take a pretty picture of Natalie Portman, you probably didn't take your lens cap off.

Glamouricious

Jennifer Garner is stunning in Glamour. (PopSugar)

Mary Carey goes out for Halloween as herself. (Hollywood Tuna)

Amy Fisher has a sex tape. (DListed)

Spend 40 minutes with Tori Amos. (Pink is the New Blog)

Bob Barker can kill you. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan might be at your neighbourhood AA meeting. (Popbytes)

Christina Aguilera might be having twins. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is denied custody. (Just Jared)

Emmy Rossum is devilishly hot. (Popoholic)

Rumer Willis is really, really, really, really, really famous. Really. (A Socialite's Life)

Kelly Osbourne's boobs get into mischief. (CityRag)

Another Angelina Jolie pregnancy rumour. (Hollywood Rag)

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures Raise “Awareness” for the “Environment”

What's the best way to save the whales? How about getting Hayden Panettiere in a bikini? Wait, what? Save the whales? Is this 1989 all over again? Not exactly, but don't tell Hayden. The Heroes hottie was in Taiji, Japan, protesting commercial fishing that kills hundreds of dolphins each year. And if you ask me, Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures are a damn good way to raise awareness about whatever the hell it is you're selling. Even hotter was the fact that the local fishermen wanted to have Hayden and company arrested, reports Surfline.

Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, paddled out on behalf of Save The Whales Again! www.savethewhalesagain.com. She expressed that she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

We had a moment of silence for all the dolphins that had been killed here, said Panettiere, who uses her celebrity to protect dolphins and whales. It was highly emotional. I wished for peace and for no more pain at this beautiful yet tragic cove.

The Taiji fishermen, who defend the kills as part of their traditional fishing culture, had planned to stop the ceremony through force and police arrest. The possibility of a locally led resistance was averted by a dramatic last-minute turnaround. Rastovich was able to broker a meeting with area locals less than 12 hours before the paddle-out crew arrived unannounced at the killing cove.

Of course, if you actually did save all the dolphins, then there wouldn't be any reason to get Hayden Panettiere in a bikini anymore, so if you think about it, saving the whales has it's downside too. I say kill 'em all!

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Are Still Great

It's really easy to see from these Elizabeth Hurley bikini pictures that Liz has still got it very much going on. I have no idea how old she is now, and that's kind of the point. She looks great for any age, and is totally rocking that orange bikini.

Good stuff Liz. Keep it up.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson’s Country Cleavage

Jessica Simpson was at the Country Music awards because she's supposedly putting out a Country music album. I think that's the worst idea anyone has ever had in the history of ever, but at least we got some Jessica Simpson cleavage out of the deal. Because everyone knows the best way to distract yourself from the fact that it's Country music is by throwing in a nice pair of breasts.

Lots more Jessica Simpson pictures after the jump.

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Don’t Do Drugs

Lindsay Lohan is a lot prettier without those drugs. (CityRag)

Sandee Westgate reviews the Meet the Robinsons DVD. (Hollywood Tuna)

Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you? (CollegeHumor)

Sexy Olivia Wilde side boob. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton goes postal in a porn shop! (DListed)

Olivia Munn is always hot, but not always that smart. (eBaum's World)

Britney Spears' new moto is "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Nicole Richie smoking while pregnant? Probably. (PopSugar)

K-Fed's girlfriend also thinks Britney Spears is a bad parent. (IDLYITW)

Cate Blanchett's baby bump. (Just Jared)

Teri Hatcher's true self comes out for Halloween. (Celebslam)

Way to go with the child abuse, Oprah. (A Socialite's Life)

Justin Timberlake is a diva. (Hollywood Rag)

Christina Aguilera wants a high class baby shower. So, does that mean she's actually pregnant? (CelebNewsWire)