Weekend Links

Yeah, Anna Kournikova is still a hottie. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox bikini pictures? Yes, please. (CollegeHumor)

This is the worst Lindsay Lohan has ever looked. Ever. (DListed)

Angelina Jolie takes the twins out for lunch. No, not those twins. (Pink is the New Blog)

Where’s Britney Spears shopping? My bet is the Salvation Army. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton got a nose job thanks to Photoshop. (CityRag)

Gemma Arterton is as Sexy as They Come

One-time Bond Girl, and soon-to-be breakout star, Gemma Arterton has one sexy layout in this month’s GQ UK. It’s basically Gemma Arterton in her underwear, laying about all sexy like, which she does very well. Also, it seems like nudity doesn’t bother her at all, in fact, she took the roll in her upcoming film The Disappearance of Alice Creed mainly because of the nudity.

It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It’s quite violent and there’s nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.

Awesome. We’ll definitely be lining up downloading that one.

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It’s not that we don’t like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what’s with the colour of your face being a completely different colour than the rest of your body. Maybe you shouldn’t be doing your own makeup. I don’t know. I’m sure Audrina would be happy to give you some pointers. She seems to know how to do a bikini right. Just don’t go getting some crazy breast implants. Somehow, I don’t think that would work for you.

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She’ll Take What She Can Get

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston get uncomfortably close on the red carpet. (DListed)

Okay, Kristen Stewart‘s got some hot legs. (Popoholic)

Michelle Trachtenberg gets naughty, touches her boobs. (CollegeHumor)

Alyson Hannigan says hello. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hey Justin, that’s not Jessica. (PopSugar)

Howard Stern called Gabourey Sidibe a fattie. Well, he’s not wrong. (CityRag)

Gemma Atkinson Busts Out of her Lingerie

Here’s British hottie Gemma Atkinson showing off her assets, but strangely not her ass, in some new lingerie photoshoot. It’s got all the requisite kinkiness for a model who just won’t show her nipples. Yeah, I said it. Of all the British “glamour” girls, Gemma’s the only one who keeps the good under wraps. And yet, I’m sure all the boys would like her even more if she just gave a little more up. See girls, it’s just that easy…

Coco Naked in a Tanning Bed FTW

 

Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don’t you? Okay, maybe not, but it’s pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as how you don’t really have much choice in the matter. But there’s a difference between accepting the burdens gifts God gave you, and flaunting them on Twitter every chance you get. And speaking of Twitter, here are a bunch of other pictures of Coco’s ass (and boobs) that she has graciously posted on Twitter. She’s so refined.

Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM! Keep it up.