More on Lindsay Lohan’s Sexcapades

They say "a gentleman never tells," But do you really think that Lindsay Lohan is sleeping with gentlemen? That's right, another of Lindsay's conquests has come forward, and given up all the details of what it's like to spend the night with La Lohan. This time it's Alessandro diNunzio, one of Lindsay's three Italian escapades, and he gave (or sold, more likely) his story to News of the World. Here are the highlights (including quite a lot of detail on what it's like to see Lindsay Lohan naked!):

Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

I think that's the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.

She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.

She was wearing mismatched underwear -- a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.

She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile. After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.

To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1 hours, maybe more.

She adored kissing and never wanted to stop--no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.

Well, at least they're keeping it safe. Maybe Lindsay doesn't have that many diseases after all, but statistically speaking, that's probably not the case. Anyway, there you have it, further proof that if Lindsay isn't addicted to drugs or alcohol, she's definitely addicted to sex. But I guess that's the best of the three. Can you tell I'm just jealous?

Lindsay's back from Italy now, and what's the first thing she did after touching down? She flashed her ass to the paparazzi, and revealed her thong through her sheer leggings. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Photo credit: WENN

Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures

 

Well, this has got to be the highlight of our annual New Year's Bikini Week. Not only is it our third sighting of Kelly Brook in a bikini, but it's also our first sighting of Kelly Brook out of a bikini. That's right, we've got Kelly Brook topless pictures right here, and let me just say, Kelly isn't shy.

However, while I don't want to seem ungrateful, it is my job as a blogger to point out that Kelly Brook's breasts have gotten rather saggy since the last time we saw Kelly Brook topless. Of course, that was over two years ago.

Lots more Kelly Brook topless, and bikini pictures after the jump.

*Remember, to see the hi-res, uncensored topless pictures, just click on the thumbnail images.*

Photo credit: Splash

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Mariah CareyMariah Carey and her little dog too. (Hollywood Tuna)

I love Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Avril Lavigne is a cry baby. (DListed)

Miranda Kerr bikini pictures are a lot better than Britney Spears news. (Popoholic)

Kelly Brook is looking hot in Arena magazine. (Horny Oyster)

Natalie Imbruglia is single again! Now, if only it was 1998, and not 2008. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ellen Page is my new favourite cutie. (PopSugar)

Britney Spears Lost her custody and visitation rights. (IDLYITW)

Supposedly, Britney Spears wasn't on drugs. (Just Jared)

Tyra Banks is getting some competition from Nikki Taylor, who's actually still hot. (A Socialite's Life)

Mischa Barton and Cameron Diaz love to smoke pot. (CityRag)

Paris hilton really likes to party. (Hollywood Rag)

Britney Spears Suicide Attempt or Overdose?

Britney Spears was taken to hospital early in the morning today after a heated fight took place at her house. Police and ambulances were called to Spears' home after Britney allegedley refused to give custody of her children back to Kevin Federline. She was then taken to hospital after it appeared she was highly intoxicated on an unknown substance. Some speculate it's possible that Britney Spears attempted suicide, or overdosed, after she was labeled as a "special needs" patient at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, reports Us Magazine.

After Britney Spears defied court-mandated visitation hours Thursday night by refusing to turn over her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, police were called to her home and later a reportedly intoxicated Britney Spears was taken via ambulance to L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

As of 3:45 a.m PST Friday, Spears remained in the hospital under observation.

A hospital source tells Usmagazine.com that Spears has been designated a "special needs" patient, meaning "they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."

Us has learned that the pop star was due to turn over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, Thursday at 7 p.m. Federline's bodyguard was supposed to pick them up, but Spears was defiant. She had been with the kids at her Beverly Hills home since noon Thursday, after being briefly deposed earlier in her ongoing custody dispute.

About ninety minutes after refusing to give up the kids, police arrived.

You know, it's going to sound really mean, but this honestly isn't surprising news. The only thing that's really surprising is how soon it's all happening already. Though, people always say the Holidays are the worst time of year for some. Was it a Britney Spears suicide attempt, did she overdose, and why was she smiling in the ambulance!?

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Fergie Bikini Pictures (An Accurate, but Unimaginative Title)

Now, you might be getting sick of all the celebrity bikini pictures by now, but New Year's Bikini Week is a tradition her at Egotastic!, and, well, a lot of people really like it. In fact, we had over 2 Million pageviews yesterday. That's a lot. Anyway, for those of you who are still along for the ride, here are some Fergie bikini pictures.

I could go into how Fergie has a hot body, but a man face, but it's all been said before. At any rate, her sunglasses are so big, you can barely see her face anyway, plus, there's a couple other girls in bikinis too, so it just about evens out.

Photo credit: Flynet

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Bum – Part 2

Yesterday we posted some Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures which focussed squarely on Jennifer Aniston's ass. Well, I'm glad to say that we've got some more extremely nice Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures that also focus squarely on her ass. And let me tell you, what an ass it is. I'm actually really surprised with the just how nice it is. In some shots, we're even approaching Alba territory, if I may be so bold.

Now, you may recognize a few of these pictures from yesterday's post, but these are all hi-res now, and frankly, I think Jennifer Aniston's ass deserves an encore presentation. Also in this set: Jennifer Aniston's foot in Courtney Cox's mouth. WTF!?

Many, many more Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures after the jump.

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New Year New Boobs

Pamela Anderson and her boobs celebrate New Years. (DListed)

Danielle Lloyd goes rollerblading. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan's boobs like to be uncovered. (CollegeHumor)

Mandy Moore looked really cute on New Year's Eve. (Popoholic)

Kristen Bell kisses a douchebag. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Lindsay Lohan back on the sauce? (PopSugar)

Britney Spears missed another deposition. (IDLYITW)

Megan Fox goes out in LA. (Just Jared)

Jamie Lynn Spears is out of a job. (A Socialite's Life)

Dina Lohan made Riley Giles apologize. (Celebslam)

Beyonce and Kanye West are "connecting." (CityRag)

Paris Hilton spent New Year's in Vegas. (Hollywood Rag)