Douche and Douchier

Heidi and Spencer make me want to puke. (DListed)

Love that Lindsay Lohan upskirt. (CollegeHumor)

Mariah Carey got engaged yesterday, and married today. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon hits the gym. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff's hot legs. (Popoholic)

What the F is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing? (Defamer)

Madonna does some post-performance posing for pictures. (Just Jared)

More money problems for Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera is just a little bit drunk off her ass. (A Socialite's Life)

Miley Cyrus is jail bait. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan goes for a smoke. (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures and John Mayer. Wait, What?

What's a perfect way to ruin a nice set of Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures? Put John Mayer's douchey face in them. Yes, that's right, if you haven't heard yet, the guy who has had sex with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz (supposedly), and maybe even Mandy Moore, is now having sex with Jennifer Aniston.

Personally, I don't get it. Apparently the ladies think he's good looking, and like that he sings stupid songs. But to all us guys, he's just a lucky douchebag. It's okay, you're allowed to hate him. Now, where did I put my guitar...?

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Halle Berry is Busty and Bumpy

Halle Berry was out doing some shopping the other day, and thanks to the brilliant positioning of a very intrepid paparazzi photographer, we got a great view of the best part of pregnancy: Halle Berry's giant breasts. But look just a little bit lower, and something else pops out quite noticeably: Halle's baby bump. But wait a minute, didn't Halle give birth already?

I thought celebrities were supposed to magically lose all their baby weight within 17 minutes of giving birth, or at least stay inside, and away from the cameras until they do. Come on Halle, you're spoiling the magic.

Amy Smart Topless, Rocking the Nipple Tape, Yo

Amy Smart is currently filming Crank 2, and from the looks of it, this movie is going to be better than Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull put together. Why? Because Amy Smart is topless, totally rocking the nipple tape like a bad ass, that's why. Also because Amy Smart is super sexy and all that.

I have no idea if Amy Smart is topless for the entire movie, but how awesome would that be? More pictures to come. Hopefully.

Update: Added a bunch more hi-res pictures of Amy Smart topless with her nipple tape. Now, where do I apply for the job of Amy Smart's nipple tape guy?

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The Cameltoe Game

Can you name the Celebrity Cameltoe? (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan never wears a bra. (CollegeHumor)

Rumer Willis is one of People's Most Beautiful? WTF? (DListed)

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the party animal now. (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow's got hot legs. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is a little confused. (IDLYITW)

Leighton Meester makes a face. (A Socialite's Life)

Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris Hilton. (Celebslam)

Hulk smash. (Hollywood Rag)

Katie Holmes got sent to Scientology Boot Camp. (PopBytes)

More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts


Well, if it isn't everyone's favourite Pop sensation, Keeley Hazell topless again. I thought now that Keeley is a "singer", she'd be giving up her naked ways, but that doesn't seem to be the case, what with her latest topless outing in the newest issue of Nuts magazine.

If only all singers would get naked as much. Wait a minute... Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears are singers. Okay, I take that back. Only singers who look like Keeley should be getting naked.

Hilary Duff Just Keeps Getting Hotter

I still can't quite figure out how she did it, but Hilary Duff is officially hot. With her new blonde locks, she doesn't even need to show off a lot of skin to get attention, and the fact that she's actually one of the prettiest girls out there now is just freaking me out. Yes, I know I should be used to it by now, but it's still a shock. Even more of a shock is that Hilary's sister Hailey just keeps getting fuglier.

More Hilary Duff hotness after the jump.

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