Yep, it’s time for my favorite not quite a game show again where earlier in the day we saw the brilliantly boobtastic Stefanie Knight
pimping H20 hot bikini style, now we get to see her dabbling in the nekkid arts full frontal and center on PlayboyPlus
, the outlet for all good and yummy things bare naked ladies.
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Stefanie was sort of a blonde this morning, though her brunette charms and one outlandishly sextastic body shine through in this naturally nekkid pictorial of the curvaceous beauty and Cybergirl of the month earlier this year. There’s no shame in being super hot, so I’m told. Stefanie, I’d love to be the guy who gets to hold your clothes while you’re working. They will come back to you neatly pressed, even if you don’t ask for that, it’s just something I throw in after the obligatory washing to hide any irregularities that occurred during my handling. So very very hot! Enjoy.
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The lovely ladies of lingerie heaven moved over to the British Isles for the U.K. version of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. The British girls love their silk and lace quite a bit too, don’t you know. So Candice Swanepoel
and Alessandra Ambrosio
and a gaggle full of the world’s hottest lingerie models shipped themselves and their bra and panties over to England for a show of sextastic and elastic.
For some reason only me and my imaginary older man friend Bert truly know, I really love the look of the girls backstage in their kimonos perhaps even more than the show itself. Something naughty and cheeky about visiting these wicked hot women whilst prepping for their catwalk. Maybe it’s the idea of peeking where I don’t belong, or just that all my perfect job search result lead me to be oil boy backstage at a lingerie show, but I just feel at home. Oh, that this were my home. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News
Hungarian hottie Barbara Palvin dressed up in various semi-sensual costumes for a French magazine? Yep, I’ll take a side order of that with some ketchup. Barbara Palvin continues to be the hottest women I’ve ever known named Barbara, with such title becoming even more pronounced with this randomly sextastic pictorial in the current edition of L’Officiel Paris Magazine that comes to my doorstep wrapped around a baguette at the beginning of each month.
From bunny costumes to bikinis, I’m pretty sure this photo set proves that Barbara Palvin looks like a woman you’d shank your best buddy for in any number of personas. I’m not recommending you shiv your friend, but if it comes to it for the love of this crazy hot Hungarian woman, it’s good to have maybe imagined it out a bit. Whatever Barbara wants, Barbara gets. My new old rule. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: L’Officiel Paris Magazine
Miranda Kerr‘s boobs and thumper make life worth living. (The Superficial)
These outtakes of Jessica Alba as a Sin City 2 stripper are amazing. (COED)
Herminone…err…Emma Watson wears a deep cleav jumpsuit. (Huffington Post)
Taylor Swift surprises Victoria’s Secret fans with her underpants. (TMZ)
Natalie Gall rolls around nekkid on a bed. That is all. (Hollywood Tuna)
Alexandra Daddario in GQ makes me feel funny in my swimsuit area. (Popoholic)
Heidi Klum‘s butt still has it, y’all. (Drunken Stepfather)
It’s hard to imagine perhaps, but easy to ogle, almost four decades now of Madonna
topless photo portraits, starting with her teen nude modeling for rent check days to this new topless rather processed bondage thingamajig in Interview magazine
. Either way, at fifty-six, I’m going to refer to it as bold and quite leer worthy.
Madonna may no longer be the Material Girl or the Blond Ambition young lady, but she is still pushing the boundaries of the exhibitionist at her veteran age and we at Egotastic! will never dismiss such a contribution. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Interview Magazine
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I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.
Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash News / INFphoto.com
Chrissy Teigen definitely falls into our braless boobtastic brigade of sextastic celebrities these days who seem keen on keeping their bras buried deep in the drawers I tend to inspect when pretending I’m the exterminator. And she has the funbags to extol such a braless public virtue.
Spotted dangling her lovely ta-ta’s on the street of Manhattan, Chrissy was running to and fro in her low cut and commando top, ensuring that her Eurasian winter melons would be nearly bare for the cameras. Wow, that is one fashionable look I can definitely stand behind. Or in front of, whilst drooling. I’ll say this for Chrissy Teigen, she’s never ever boring. I have other things to say about her luscious teats but I’m writing that down in my personal journal of erotic sonnets. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlyNet