Selena Gomez Daisy Dukes and Boots May Be the Death of Me

Te amo, Selena. How much does the minxy hot Selena Gomez torture me. Ever looking more sextastic. Ever returning to the infected clutches of The Devil's Midget like a mind enslaved victim of some horrible hypnosis. Selena, I wish I could quit you. But, just look at you in your shorts and knee high boots. Boots! I love boots. And on those toned alluring legs of yours that seem to defy your very petite stature. I'm deeply in lust. We just need to fix this one ever so itchy problem that smothers you like a small wet blanket.

Just say the word Selena and I will pack your little Svengali up in a tiny FedEx box and ship him back to Canada, by way of Antarctica. Then we can more cleanly be together and discuss how your Daisy Dukes and boots are really making me feel. Enjoy.

Cora Deitz Topless Perfection Beach Shoot in Interviu

 

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You could ask yourself what a Carolina girl is doing topless on the cover of a Spanish magazine, or you could just delight visually in the lust you have found. I choose to focus my energies entirely to my eyeballs to take in the passion inducing body of Cora Deitz and her perfectly pert and perty funbags in Interviu magazine. Wow, Cora may just be getting one lucky dinner invitation to the Sizzler soon from a famous blogger who isn't famous. I'm sure she's excited.

Cora has been doing a bunch of international modeling in manly men's magazines and the like, so the young sextastic beauty is beginning to make a name for herself. We will help as best possible to get her name, and, naturally, her ridiculously hot body, out there as well. It's only three syllables. But a far more complex bit of entertainment. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly Braless Nipple Pokes Her Most Exciting Work in Years

Let's be honest. I'd shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She's hot. She's always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she's super boring from the gentleman ogler's perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.

So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She's a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.

Cara Santana Gets Her Workout In a Sports Bra and Tights

Actress and hot person Cara Santana was spotted leaving the gym in a sports bra and incredibly tight tights. Cara is in pretty amazing shape and her bare midriff is a thing of beauty. She has a serious six pack situation going on. Of all the bare midriffs we cover here on Egotastic, I think her's is my favorite. She's also sporting just a sports bra as a top. It looks like it might have been a bit brisk in that gym because she is nipping big time. Cara has got an excellent set of ta-tas on her. It's tough for a woman to get her boobs to look striking in a sports bra. Usually they get monoboob, but not Cara. That's a testament to how great her jugs are.

The tights are also very revealing. She's got some pretty serious camel toe action going on. Like, there is an entire caravan full of camel toe in her pants. The tights also accentuate her shapely booty. God bless women's sports gear.

Jessica Simpson Big Mama Boobtastic Out for Pimping Her Scent

Jessica Simpson does not hold back when it comes to working the consumer side of her merchandise empire. No holds barred. Or funbags. The mom and recent wife and queen of all things licensed on the Target shelves has a new perfume out with some name that surely sounds powerful yet feminine, tough yet soft. Something like that. What is mostly definitely powerful yet feminine are Jessica's major league honkers on display in her advertisement for the on-sale scent. Holy big honkers. Those are some pimping hard giant sized peaches.

There's no point in questioning Jessica Simpson's business choices. She's proven herself to have a nose, and chest, for this type of work. If she believes flashing her mega cans is going to help her sell her fragrance, I am certainly not going to ask her to cover up. I wouldn't ask her that under any circumstance. Enjoy.

Julija Steponaviciute Topless Lean Hotness in Elle France

 

No relation to Edita Vilkeviciute, my future hot wife, Julija Steponaviciute is a tall, lean, super hot Lithuanian model presence of her own these days, modeling since a young teen, now in her early 20's and making a big splash in the likes of Elle France where they do love to show off hot model bare boobtastic.

And what a body it is. Julija's body seems to go on forever, which in my mind, it really actually is continuing forever and her perfect Lithuanian funbags, oh, just the absolutely righteous dessert to a hot body meal. I really think I need to start investigating this viciute family lineage in Lithuania, staring with all the 6-foot tall super hot ones. Line them up. The inspection is ready to begin! Enjoy.