Liv Tyler Upskirt Black Panties Peek in Manhattan (Bless You, Summer Winds)

The summer wind, came blowin' in from across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me
All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind

I can hear Sinatra in my head even as I ogle the fine legs leading up to a pretty black lacy panties peek at Liv Tyler whose dress didn't seem quite up for the challenge of a brisk New York City gust of wind whilst strolling the avenues. We don't see much of Liv Tyler these days, though she is on that new The Leftovers show on HBO. But it's been a while. Certainly since we had such a fun sneaky peek at the hot celebrity model thespianic daughter.

Every now and then we rely on Mother Nature to give us the sweet leering views we so desperately desire. Thanks to the westerly wind and Liv's choice or black panties, we have a sweet one today. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Dropping Motorboat Fantasies Near the Shores in South Hampton

Look, I'm as tired of the Keeping Up with the Kardashian dreaded coven as the next guy. But when I see a celebrity with low cut tops and tremendous ta-ta's like Kim Kardashian, I can't deny my motorboating fantasies still kick in something fierce. You don't want to have to marry her (god forbid) to feel the sense of pride in imagining her floppy funions smothering you in the face as she tells you about all the must-see stuff in her new Hamptons spinoff.

Maybe I'm just speaking for myself at this point. But somebody besides my dog Mr. Flugelhorn needs to hear this. Kim Kardashian may not be the one to bring home to mother, but to my Red Roof Inn suite for a half an hour, motorboats away! I'm in. Enjoy.


Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I'm not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it's easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she's gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Battle of the Boobtastic for the Ages: Rosie Jones Chest Thumps Rhian Sugden


Every now and then a conflict comes along that everyone must agree is absolutely righteous. I don't mean silly rap feuds or even global nuclear showdowns, I'm talking about the important stuff. Like two titans of the tittastic, Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, stepping into the caged heat that is the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely award winning ladies with fierce face and hot chests ready to focus on just one goal -- winning. It's really pretty moving.

I don't envy those of you who must cast the deciding votes as to which of these naturally racktastic angels is of the higher order. The stakes are high, the breasts are real. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rosie Jones vs. Rhian Sugden

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Celebrate Hot Nekkid Hineys and Skindependence Day With Mr. Skin!


You know, some day Mr. Skin and I won't be around to make all these atrocious naughty puns and some of you youngin's will have to step into the mix. But, for now, Happy Skindependence Day thanks to Mr. Skin who is opening up their coffers of the encyclopedia of celebrity skin on film to all Egotastic! readers for just $5 a month. If you've ever thought to yourself, boy, a Mr. Skin subscription sure would be more fun than paying that random tax on my cell phone bill I can't possibly fathom, now would be that time.

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Irina Shayk Leggy Sextastic Goodness Pimping Hercules in London

It was only a matter of time before the gloriously hot Irina Shayk got into the movies. Not that I'd expect a deep range of characters from the sextastic Russian model, but in terms of playing the femme fatales past or present, how can you not see Irina Shayk as a dangerous woman who toys with men's souls? You don't need to be Hercules to understand the Herculean tasks you'd perform at her behest.

Irina was in London promoting the film at a photo call in a zipped up tiny dress I'd surely love to unzip (above), and a little leather top in the evening's after party in London, looking all kinds of 'Man, I wish she was my date' kind of visual stunning:

I've yet to see the film so I can't comment on the cinematic quality. I can say that nobody's ever been hurt by including a half-dressed Irina Shayk in their venture. If I was back in grade school doing Show and Tell, I'd bring in Irina Shayk to class and I could probably skip the Tell part altogether. I'd have been way more popular. Irina Shayk makes everything better. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Risque, Sasha Cohen Bikini Yoga, Kate Upton in Bed Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Anybody who thought self-promotion by way of hot selfies was going anywhere soon has clearly, and thankfully, been greatly mistaken. The numbers are only increasing, as is the competition to get noticed. The more we keep running this Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the more the ladies will be hot kitty fighting for attention. And, after all, that is clearly our intention. I love it when a plan comes together.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini hotness, Madison Pettis all grow'd up in a showy bikini, Kate Upton sultry in her bed, Kylie Jenner very daring bikini, Ashley Sky booty into wet heaven, Hilaria Baldwin sexy yoga posing, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga posing as well, Kelly Brook smoking cleavetastic, Jen Selter booty from the gods, and much much more. You owe it to Tim Howard and his sixteen saves to score a goal on each and every one of these hot social media shares. Enjoy.