Selena Gomez Leggy And Cleavy In Italy

The lovely Selena Gomez was looking hot as F in a black dress at a gala dinner for the Ischia Global Festival in Italy. One of the things about Selena that I really respect is the fact that she rarely wears a bra. Such was the case on the night of the gala. The low cut dress showed off that famous Gomez cleavage and just a hint of sideboob as well. Selena's girls have been looking...er...larger recently. Maybe it's just from vitamins and exercise? Either way, her funbags look amazing. The dress also has a slit in the front that goes almost all the way up to her hoo-ha giving us a nice eyeful of her legs. Selena has a pretty phenomenal set of stems. They are perfectly toned and fit. Luckily, she likes to show those off as well.

What I'm saying is that Selena knows how much we appreciate looking at her in various states of undress and she's willing to oblige us. She's a real mensch, only, you know, a chick.

Nina Agdal Bikinis on Miami Beach

Danish professional hot person Nina Agdal took some much needed r&r by laying around in an absurdly small bikini in Miami Beach. The top is like two tiny triangles of fabric that barely cover her nips. Her mighty fjords are hanging mostly out allowing us a delightful view of her ta-tas. There is sideboob and cleavage galore. Nina's got a pretty nice rack. They aren't monstrous King Kong melon boobs but they aren't tiny little flea bites either. The bottom of the bikini shows off the ridiculous cut of her hips as it, again, barely covers up the naughty bits. We write about Nina a lot on Egotastic not only because she is hot but because she knows how to wear a bikini. I guess that's why they pay her the big bucks to model them. I wonder at what point in her life she said, "I'm going to lay around in bikinis professionally?"

The answer is probably when she was just a wee Danish hottie. You recognize the talent of prodigies like her and Mozart when they are very young.

Irina Shayk Lingerie Pictures Will Probably Kill You, But You’ll Die Happy

Once again, I say, if you want to sell bikinis or underwear, don't be the dolt in marketing who needs to come up with the new idea. Check the project budget and figure out a way to hire Irina Shayk to model your silky little bits. There is simply no better way to create a must-buy sensation among your audience than by seeing the wicked hot Russian model preening and posing in your fineries. Naturally, I may only be speaking for the man folk who use fake names perhaps to purchase these undergarments, but by the sheer volume of her work, I'm guessing these companies are also finding tremendous sales upticks with Irina Shayk's supremely hot body leading their promotional charge.

Irina Shayk could see water to a drowning man, provided that water were carried in the cup of her recently removed bra. At that point, you just stop fighting and know that you're going to a far better place with the taste of Irina Shayk funbag in your mouth. Things could be worse. Enjoy.

Jaime Pressly Bikini Booty Vacation Visuals South of the Border

You know if you're going down Mexico way and donning your little bikini, we are going to find you. It's just part of our prime directive. Must show celebrity sextastic in all its preferably candid glory. Candidly hot such as Jaime Pressly parading around the pool and beach in a couple different bikinis, both showing off her wonderful body and that tightly toned thumper of hers.

It's hard not to have a crush on Jaime from head to toe. I can imagine a bikini beach vacation being rather run with her around. A couple rum punches, some light shopping, followed by me begging for sex for the next six hours. Persistence is my primary move. Jaime, that booty of yours is simply dream inspiring. Left cheek, right cheek, oh, where to begin my journey into Candyland. Enjoy.

Emily Shaw Changed Her Name to Emily Agnes And Now She’s Playmate of the Month!

 

When suddenly my boobtastic object d'lust Emily Shaw disappeared from our sextastic radar, boy, did I get nervous. I thought she had taken her amazing funbags and gone home for good. But, nay, Emily was plotting a much bigger play for her much bigger than average ridiculously hot racktastic. She's now Emily Agnes and representing England super fine as the July 2014 Playmate of the Month. And, man, in those glasses, that body, the whole naughty secretary thing, wow.

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Shakespeare wrote 'what's in a name?' or something like that. I didn't pay a heck of a lot of attention to high school. But he's got a point. Emily Shaw, Emily Agnes, or Lady Boom Boom, it doesn't matter. I know that ridiculously lust inducing body anywhere. It's simply mind blowing. Enjoy.

Cara Santana Sports Bra and Tight Shorts Are My Kind of Workout

If you happen to like hot bodied thespianics in sports bras and equally tight and short shorts heading to the gym, then you'll lust these shots of Cara Santana showing no noticeable body fat strutting down the street in Studio City. Of all the crazy things, Cara is actually smiling for the cameras as opposed to covering her face with her handbag. This might have something to do with just how amazing she knows she looks. It also reminds me I need to get a handbag for walking to the gym.

I know many people feel a need to rail against the way girls dress these days in public. I don't know these people or call them my friends and ask that they politely keep their opinions to themselves. We have never lived in better times as it related to the display of hot skin. Let's not ruin such a wonderful thing as Cara Santana barely dressed and looking ever so confident. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Rosie Jones! (Our Annual Tribute to the Epic Sextastic That Is Rosie Jones)

 

You know my all-time favorite hotties list runs about 47 single-spaced pages deep. I don't play favorites, I would gladly drown in the sextastic bodies of any one of them. But I have made it a point to specifically remember Rosie Jones each July 19th (okay, we're a day early) and her bountiful gifts she presents each year to millions of passion-filled men and Sapphic leaning women.

It's hard to believe Rosie is only turning 24. This makes it six full years since we've seen her flashing her epic udders for our viewing pleasure. She literally started the day she turned 18, at least officially. For all you do for all of us, all those happy all over tingles, Rosie, happy birthday to you, darling. Enjoy.