Olivia Holt Shines at the 2014 Industry Dance Awards

Disney star and hottie Olivia Holt was looking quite beautiful at the 2014 Industry Dance Awards. I've never heard of those awards and don't know what they celebrate. Dancing, I guess? What I do know is that Olivia looked incredibly sexy in her flowery form fitting dress. She looked like one of those pin-up girls your grandfather's B2 bomber had painted on the side of it in WWII. Her youthful boobies looked pretty amazing in that dress. There is some fairly spectacular cleavage happening. She also has a very shapely, curvy booty that looked good enough to smack, (in a metaphorical sense), in the form fitting dress.

Not a hard smack, just a "good job on having such a nice bum" kind of smack. A light smack of encouragement.

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 

Well, the Victoria's Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we're not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It's a nice thing. She's a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I'm prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Bikini Toned, Shaped, Sculpted, and Killing Me Body Time in Miami

How badly do I want to play a game of Rumpity Do with Michelle Lewin in her sweaty little bikinis? Rumpity Do is a game I just invented this minute but already involves over a thousand different rules that can only be explained by me whispering into Michelle's ear while she does squats in baby doll lingerie. Wardrobe is most definitely part of the game.

Michelle has turned Miami Beach into her veritable hot bikini booty showcase this past year. It's like a mobile exhibit of the perfect junk in the trunk that moves up and down the beach with men suddenly desperate to become cultured. I know Michelle works hard on that thumper of hers. She earns her looks with sweat and grunts. Oh, man, sweat and grunts, that has definitely just been added to the Rumpity Do game play proceedings. Michelle, call me, let's get started. Enjoy.

Yasmine Colt Bikini Bodacious Pimping for 138

The 138 Water modeling hits just keep on coming. Now, Venezuelan hottie and recent addition to the Egotastic! library of the sextastic, Yasmine Colt appears splashing through the waters of Aruba in her bikini barely containing her sizable curves. I'm not really sure this is selling water, but I know for a fact I'm feeling rather parched in my reproductive regions.

We first saw Yasmine last week in her 138 bikini campaign shoot. Just such a pleasant introduction. It seems that will not be slowing down any time soon. Not with a body like that, built for exhibition. Pour some out for my spermies. Yasmine Colt is good eyeball living. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Offers Up Yet Another Day of Mesmerizing Cleavetastic

Yesterday was Kelly Brook showing off in bright orange, today, low cut black dress outside of the BBC offices to make sure everybody within ten Big Ben distances got a stiff peek at her flouncing boobtastic. If those Kelly Brook funbags aren't a British historical landmark, I'm not sure what would qualify.

We had the privilege of hosting Kelly Brook in her Spandex over the summer in Los Angeles. The backside frontside combo views in the warm weather were something spectacular. Presumably Kelly has returned home and I shall miss the memories of her mammaries up and down the local boulevards here. But, such is the life of the wandering ogler. Ours is but to lust far away. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden and Her Mounds of Renowned Take On India Reynolds And Her Picture Perfect Peaches

 

Battle of the Boobtastic time. And this week's showdown is nothing short of Tyson-Holyfield minus the ear biting. Though nipple nibbling is certainly encouraged among today's stellar hot contestants. In one corner, blond bombshell Rihan Sugden and her naturally nice succulents. In the opposing corner, India Reynolds and her made in heaven mammaries. It's like watching two top yachts race to the finish in the America's Cup. I think that happens, I've never really watched.

But watch you must. Closely, clearly, indiscreetly. For you must decide which of these two absolute visions of allurement and sextastic goes home in smiles, and which in horribly depressed state of tears. Today, you play god. In your humble opinion, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rihan Sugden vs. India Reynolds

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Heidi Klum Low Cut Cleavy Yummies Flopping About at Fashion Week

Every year Fashion Week begins in New York and every year I ridicule the entire process of expensive frivolity then every year by the end I'm feeling blessed for Fashion Week because of all the wonderfully hot women in hardly any clothing strutting about New York trying to look trendy and exhibitionist. It really is a fair trade if I'm being honest.

The latest and greatest is the stridently sextastic Heidi Klum flashing her motherly mams whilst headed to the Michael Kors show at Fashion Week. Oh, boy, you don't want to miss that one. At least, you don't want to miss hot German model MILFtastic deep cleavage on the way there. Fashion Week giveth and it taketh away. Right now I'm focused on a couple of the hot giveth parts on Heidi Klum. They definitely are giveth-ing me something. Enjoy.