Olivia Culpo Waiting For Nick Jonas In A Bikini

Former Miss USA and current Nick Jonas sex friend Olivia Culpo was spotted in Miami wearing a tiny white bikini. Her pageant winning curves were on full display. Olivia has has a nice pair of lovely lady plums that looked particularly nice in this tiny top. She certainly wins the swimsuit competition...of my heart. Also she's got a miniscule bottom that is very tight on her. How tight? Well, let's just say that she has a bit of the toe of the camel going on downstairs in her business area. Olivia is really hot, though. Like, seriously hot. You have to wonder what better thing Nick Jonas had to do that he was keeping her waiting around?

These kids today, I tell ye. In my day, sexy chicks were hard to come by and you didn't keep them waiting. Then again, I was never a rock star...or whatever you'd call a Jonas brother.

READER FINDS: Teri Hatcher Bare Boobtastic, Zippora Seven Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, and Much Much More…

 

We have reached the pinnacle of our weekly existence, that time we ask ourselves the all important question, hey, what the heck is in the email bag this week? Well, it's important to me. I know I'd miss this tradition if it ever ended. Sort of like picking beets with my Aunt Helen every fall, though I'm pretty sure I don't have an Aunt Helen and those things in the basement were not beets. Nevertheless, I cherish this particularly weekly custom for it brings me closer to you, you to me, and in a way where nobody gets Ebola or has to lie to their significant other. I do so love the weekly Reader Finds.

(Credits and listings to follow shortly, I really do just need a couple beers, promise...)

Bethenny Frankel Blue Bikini Show in Miami

I'll admit that Bethenny Frankel is not necessarily a woman I'd trust to take care of my children. But, I don't have any, so I can quite more innocently say, I simply do admire her 40-something mommy bikini shape as in this little blue number she wore strutting by the pool in Miami.

Granted, it's not all natural, I'm not even sure how much is, but the end results are hard to argue with. A swell set of MILFy funbags, a tight tush, and a lean stomach. Check, check, and check. I'm not saying I want to marry the woman. That does seem like eight-months of unnecessary commitment, but I am saying I would mind helping this sextastic bodied mom rub on some aloe after a day in the sun. Does that make me a bad person? It does not. And I'm not going to share with you what does. Enjoy.

The Girls of Fifth Harmony Bikini Show Off Poolside in Rio

I'm going to be straight with you. I don't watch the X-Factor. The last all-girl band I can name for you is the 16th century Celtic ladies choral ensemble. And I'm not going to take the time to learn each of these girls names in Fifth Harmony. Not because I don't care, but because more proudly so, I'm super lazy and will wait another six months to see if Simon Cowell has grown them into something sustainable.

That all being confessed, it's not like I'm not going to share bikini photos of these girls down Rio way delighting in some bikini pool time prior to whatever silly concert thing they have scheduled in front of screaming Brazilian teens. I am all about sharing, except for one or two of these girls who have turned eighteen and I'd have to say I've claimed for my own virtual harem. You get your own. Enjoy.

Ana Braga Bikini Body Sextastic Pinks Out Along the Shore in Miami

When Ana Braga slips into her various sherbet colored bikinis for an extensive round of hot bodied Brazilian blonde goodness on the beach in Miami, I slip into something resembling a catatonic leering state. I really do admire her for so many reasons, most especially those reasons I would grope uncontrollably with my two hands and various other attachments if Ana were simply to give her permission. A simple yes, a node, or something in Brazlian that translates roughly to, fine, I feel so sorry for you, you have three minutes, but no more. I'd take it all.

Ana, whatever your formula for preening posing bikini allure, it's working. I wouldn't change a thing. Well, you could lose the bikinis altogether, though I do fear for the children of American who will be forever damaged were they to see a human female breast before eighteen. The horror! Ana Braga, the hotness! Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Minami Kojima Nekkid Wet and Soapy in the Bath and Shower for Dirty Thoughts Galore

 

Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy's libido in her homeland. I'd have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check.

I'm not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I'd like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don't care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I'm in love. It's the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can't be stopped. Thank God It's Funbags!

Yara Khmidan’s Hot Bikini Bod And Other Fine Things TO Ogle

Yara Khmidan in a bikini will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kim Kardashian wears a cutout dress and shows off her funbags. (Huffington Post)

More sexy pics of Emily Ratajkowski in Cosmo. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lais Ribeiro is scorching hot in lingerie pics. (Popoholic)

Coco's booty looks amazing in a red leather bustier. (The Superficial)

Natalie Gal gets my "Blue Bloods" pumping, if you know what I mean. (COED)

The Texans' cheerleaders combat cancer with boobies. (Busted Coverage)