Pia Mia Perez Bikini, Miley Cyrus Nipple Teases and Emily Ratajkowski Arm Bra Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Someday, the technology gods will gift us with a tool more noble in prurient purpose than social media, but for now, this humdinger of a digital highway provides more hotness per byte than any other invention previous to mankind. Unless you believe dinosaurs once had an advanced technology kingdom on earth that was wiped out by evil dinosaurs from another planet like I do. Then maybe there was something better. But as for what we know, three cheers for the social media pic sharing craze.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a stunning bikini shot of up and coming Pia Mia Perez, Emily Ratajkowski dazzling again with her lucky forearm providing cover, Miley Cyrus almost freeing the nipple, Charli XCX eating pizza in her bra as I always imagined she does, Coco Austin performing miracles of booty yoga, Maitland Ward flashing her ginormous lovelies, Kendall Jenner showing off in a bikini, and much much more. You owe it to the people who believe that receiving a tax refund means you made money to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shared visual wonderments. Enjoy.

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Kim Sung Eun Topless Korean Yum Yums in “Virgin Ghost”

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Oh, how I’ve missed my Asian invasion of the nekkid hottie type. It’s been a while since we went sextastic searching across the bigger pond to find the girls of the Pacific Rim looking all kinds of passion inducing. Well, let’s get back into it with Korean actress Kim Sung Eun, quite revealing and mesmerizing with spectacular body shots in Virgin Ghost. I can’t imagine being haunted by such a teasy creature, though somebody I suppose this could be my own fate if I don’t step up my game.

It’s nice to see the lovely lasses of the Korean peninsula coming to the forefront of international supreme hotness. There are so many outstanding Korean fine looking females in the thespianic and modeling set, with Kim Sung Eun’s only bodily contributions being just a tingle inducing reminder. My quest for worldwide ogle vision continues. Busty Asian hotties. Mother Nature has yet to top her masterwork on that mold. Enjoy.

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Ana Braga Booty Cheeky Bikini Workout in Miami

Brazilian blonde bombshell and all around fast becoming Miami hot bodied legend, Ana Braga took to the park for her latest hot booty cheek workout. If you build it, he will come. Never have truer words been spoken than when witnessing Ana building that super fine booty of hers in this very public workout. Shebang.

Naturally, you can’t have sweet without sweat. The fact that Ana shares her workouts with the gentleman oglers and boys becoming men in Miami means I only admire her more than before. Everybody grunts, but when sextastic women put on a show when grunting, not to mention squatting, bending, and leg lifting while in a bikini top and booty shorts, when then you have more than a show, you have a performance. Good on you, Ana Braga. A true hero. Enjoy.

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Shay Mitchell, Ashley Benson And The Other Fine Ladies Of “Pretty Little Liars” Step Out In NYC

Pretty Little Liars really is quite the underrated show, at least in the category that most counts. Crazy ridiculously hot female thespianics. The bulk of them including Shay Mitchell, Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Trojan Bellisario and Emma Ishta made their way out, decked out and showing off chesty goodness in Manhattan, perhaps shooting some kind of formal wear scene. I probably won’t watch to be honest. I’m more of the peeping tom on the street kind of viewer. And these views were spectacular.

It’s pretty darn amazing if you think about the full roster of hotties on television these days. So many shows, so many fine women, so little time to properly dream of them all. But I remain dedicated to servicing them all during my nightly REM sleep, supplemented by some day time fantastical moments. Shay Mitchell, I mean, come on, if she’s not inspiring the creative part of your brain in the R to X-rated virtual dreamscape, you really need to start taking a multivitamin or something. Enjoy.

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Lucette Romy Topless Perfect Peeks In An Open Jean Jacket at the Shore

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Ah, the topless peeks inside the jacket with no top. Quickly becoming a favorite of mine and a classic ogling setup. Lucette Romy and her beautiful model body obliged for the latest rendition of this sneaky peek triumph of the visual kind. Such a lust inducing heavenly creature captured in oceanside splendor for Yume magazine. Sometimes I wonder if we take for granted just how many beautiful women are baring their wares for the cameras these days. Maybe it’s just me. I’m incapable of feeling guilty or shame, so maybe this is just gratitude.

I don’t want to live in a world where we can’t admire the feminine awesome of girls such as Lucette Romy. It just sounds incredibly dull and tingle-free. Blech. I’ll keep up the good fight if promise to keep up the good leering. Together, we are a formidable team in the battle for boobtastic freedom. Trust me, it is a battle. Enjoy.

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The Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Show And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Vanessa Hudgens shows off her cleavage and some sideboob backstage at The View. (Drunken Stepfather)

And speaking of cleavage here are several examples. (The Chive)

Miley Cyrus and the Willis sisters protest having to hide their nips. (WWTDD)

Selena Gomez is pretty in a pink bikini in Mexico. (TMZ)

Laverne Cox and Jordana Brewster bare it all for Allure magazine. (Huffington Post)

Miranda Kerr wears some tight jeans. I mean TIGHT. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Lopez invites you to behold her booty. (Popoholic)

Courtney Stodden And Farrah Abraham Big Boobtastic Showdown At Star Magazine Event

Hey, it’s a Star Magazine event. If you’re looking for high class, well, try down the block at The Economist party. You might notice the bust lines a little less busty that were breaking out at the Star Magazine gig which included Courtney Stodden and Farrah Abraham proudly sticking out their chests, shoulders back, in a fine funbag showdown. I hope you didn’t show up expecting them to debate politics.

Say what you will about the reality stars and/or adult film stars showing up to your event. They will come ready for show. And Courtney and Farrah definitely have developed the fuller window displays. It’s not a contest, but it totally is. Both are winners in my book, you know, in this relatively narrow playing field. Enjoy.

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