Cosplay Girls of Comic-Con Day Uno

It didn't take long into the long weekend at Comic-Con for the cosplay girls in barely there costumes to try to self-promote as much as possible, before eventually being encircled by fan boy armies of horny nerds who consumed them in whole. It's a brief, but bright existence. Better to burn out than fade away and all that nonsense.

With 50,000 screaming geek boys with lotion dispensers attached to their fanny packs, it doesn't take much to get them amped up. Lots of skin in rayon wardrobe often does the trick. Or just deep cleavage and pubic exhibition. This is what Comic-Con is truly about. Check out some of the girls spotted around the convention on Opening Day.

Toni Garrn Bikini Hot Sun and Yacht Playtime in St. Tropez

When you're Leonardo Dicaprio's current model girlfriend, you get a few perks. Like a yacht to soak up the sun and show off your bikini body hotness in St. Tropez. Not that most international young sextastic models have trouble finding slots on a sloop, but when you're Leo's girl in St. Tropez, you get the bigger boat.

Toni Garrn and her modeling profile hasn't been hurt by her Leo association. Nor by her actual stunning bikini profile. I'm figuring it's the yacht that gets you the hot Euro model in a bikini, but it may also have to do with being a movie star. I'll need to work on both before I head to Europe for my Match.com dating tour of the supermodel scene. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it's damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it's time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what's nekkid onscreen and they're not afraid to tell you.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

Absolutely positively certainly do not neglect yourself, get a Mr. Skin membership discounted for EgoReaders. The Mr. Skin service is pure joy packed into digital format.

Kendall Jenner Topless Arm-Bra’d in Love Magazine

We are certainly getting closer and closer. Now eighteen year old Kendall Jenner, the most model body talented of the Kardashian clan, is nearly topless in a major style magazine. This is obviously a big moment in any Kardashian growing up process.

Our friends at WWTDD have the full-size image and a few others of Kendall Jenner steamy hot in Love Magazine where she earned herself the cover spot. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Yellow MILFtastic Bouncy Hotness in St. Tropez

It really is amazing how fast the sextastic celebrities bounce back body wise these days from pushing offspring through their gestational lines. I had a friend who's wife had a baby two years ago and I still haven't taken off all the sympathy weight. But if you're blessed with the genetics of lingerie model and F-1 Racing heiress Tamara Ecclestone, these things come much easier to you.

Tamara was out on another holiday to the South of France with her lucky bastard husband and baby, but most importantly, showing off her MILFtastic wares and incredibly fit bikini body in a little yellow thing that barely held in her milky goodness. It was basically a taunt I suppose at all those in Hollywood fearful of baby ruining their bodies. Granted, it helps to be young and born with lingerie model looks, but there's nothing a thousand hours of Pilates and salads can't fix. Thankfully, we can just do the thousand hours of ogling part after. Tamara Ecclestone, you are a marvel of modern nature. I shall now marvel at you for the next thirty minutes. Enjoy.

Anais Zanotti Motorcycle Suited Covered Topless Hottie

You obviously know French sextastic Anais Zanotti from all of her fine bikini work in Miami Beach, but did you know she was a practicing stunt woman and quite avid action sports enthusiast? Oh, yeah, she can mount a bike and make it purr. And that is both figurative and literal.

I'm not exactly sure what Anais was pimping in this photoshoot in Los Angeles. Motorcycles, racing teams, cameras, or just her own lovely self and those faptastic funbags and hot body of hers. I like it all. I want it all. I just need to figure out how to beg for it while going 60 mph so I can keep up with her. Anais, your crazy hot body does inspire a man to run, not walk. Enjoy.

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Playing ‘Doom’ at the Top of a Freaking Mountain, Just Because (VIDEO)

Whacked- Mountain LAN Party
Only the second-highest mountain in the US? Ah, it'll do.

Some things are just inherently manly. Die Hard movie marathons. Lumberjacks. The bravado of ignoring the instructions and attempting to assemble that cabinet yourself, because it’s effing simple and you know what you’re doing.

When the drawers don’t close properly and a stray nail jabs you in the ass as you pass by, it’s not even slightly your fault. Manufacturing error, right there.

Anywho, in the case of games, Doom is as man-tastic as it gets. After all, to descend into Hell’s anus armed only with a pistol, you need gonads the size of Jupiter. So, how do we reach the very pinnacle of manliness? We take Doom on a death-defying romp up a goddamn mountain, that’s how.

Behold Tek Syndicate, and their record-breaking 'highest altitude LAN party ever' atop Mount Elbert. It was pretty half-assed with regards to battery life, as Mother Nature hasn’t got her shit together and fitted her mountains with power outlets yet, but still. One thing’s for sure, this is the most fancy-ass tech you’ll see on a mountainside today. That’s an Ego-guarantee.

Via Kotaku.