Jennifer Nicole Lee Denim Mini Skirt for Mall Shopping

While we're used to leering at the wardrobe malfunctioning BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee around the pool, let us not forgot how showy the hot-bodied mom dresses for her shopping trips and running errands about Miami. It's usually not much.

For today's expedition, Jennifer chose a showy top and a super tight, super short denim skirt. The kind you see on... well, the kind you typically don't see on innocent mommies. Which makes them all the hotter barely covering up her toned, muscular legs. She really is a community treat. Naughty dressed moms make the mall what it is for me -- barely tolerable. Bless you JNL. Enjoy.

University of Warwick Crew Girls Get Nekkid for Charity; Facebook Bans Them

If you know anything about me, you know I've been in a never-ending battle with Facebook over their completely socially illegitimate and intensely-doubled standard censorship rules. If you know me, you also know I'm worth approximately .0001% of Mark Zuckerberg, though that number does narrow a couple points after my death by accidental laser firing. The fine rowing ladies at a British University just wanted to show off their asses for a charity calendar, but he just wouldn't let them.

See the bare-arse nekkid crew girls of University of Warwick calendar photos on WWTDD and decide for yourself if these photos are the end of the world, or possibly just the hot rears of the world. What a mess.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Headlines the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.

Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.

Be sure to get your discounted membership to Mr. Skin now, for full views of the likes of Scarlett and several thousand of her closest nekkid celebrity friends on film.

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Kim Kardashian, Video Game Genius

Now, there are some things we just expect of the Kardashian clan. Neglecting to put on any undercrackers before emerging cooch-first from taxis, sexing up Kanye West and giving the child of the unholy union a dumbass name, that sort of thing. Along with questionable spelling (Kardashian Konfidential? Only Mortal Kombat can be excused that sort of thing), these are their calling cards.

On the flipside, there are things you’ll never expect from the celebtastic family. Mainly, y’know, talent, but today we’re only concerned with one: some kind of Midas touch with video games.

But hey, that’s where Kim Kardashian West strides in with all the business nous she apparently has and proves us the eff wrong. Either that, or this is just something else to file into the overflowing drawer marked 'Gee, Society Sucks Ass Sometimes.'

Yep, the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app will make $200 million by the end of the year. That’s 200,000,000, more zeroes than we can even freaking count. How much of that is heading straight to the Kim koffers? $85 million. We’d ask who the hell’s buying a mobile game that gives us inspired pearls of wisdom like ‘dating famous people will get you more fans too,’ but the answer’s already clear. Every bastard is by the look of it.

Via Destructoid.

Eva Green Cleavy Hotness Behind the Scenes of the Campari Calendar Shoot

Every year the folks at Campari pick one Hollywood hottie to be featured in their hyper-stylized calendar for the upcoming year. I think it's kind of quaint that many of these consumer products companies still make wall calendars even in this digital age. And it's downright hot when they pick alluring women like Eva Green to put on something low cut and slinky to promote their liquor brand.

Someday, paper calendars will be a thing entirely of the past. Showy shots of Eva Green will delay that inevitable moment for as long as possible. With every great progress comes a little bit of something nice left behind. Pour some Campari out for your homies. Thankfully, Eva Green has no problem baring it all in her film roles. We shall meet her again very soon. Enjoy.

Megan Fox Super Foxy at Some Fake Nickelodeon Awards

I have no idea if we're supposed to believe there's such a thing as the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. I can't even fathom what that would entail. But most importantly, Megan Fox believed they were real and showed up looking all kinds of sextastic, if not a bit demure, for the red carpet of the show.

We don't get to see Megan Fox much these days, certainly outside of her mommy sweats and such, so this trumped up awards show was a blessing without a disguise. We've really missed Megan and her legs and all over brunette allure. Hopefully she'll come back to us in more made up events, like the pretend film I'm shooting called Megan Fox Gets Hella Nekkid. You don't need to know the story, you've already bought your tickets. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Cailin Russo See-Through, Salma Hayek Topless, Hunter Haley King Bikini Bounty, and Much Much More…

 

Hello there blessedly blessed Friday. The day of the week when our thoughts turn in the summer time to great outdoor weekends, wolfing down undercooked yet simultaneously burnt meat off the grill, and admiring the grand power of the sun to toast your flesh from 91 million miles away like you are its pale bitch. But nothing, absolutely nothing on a summer weekend beats seeing hot girls in very little clothing. It's more Americana to me than baseball or apple pie. No comment on my mom. So before I send you off this weekend to do your fair share of ogling, we fill our passion tanks by way of sextastic celebrity skin finds from our very own reader email bag.

This week's Reader Finds includes Nicky Whelan in her see-through wet bikini epic pictorial (thank you to EgoReader 'Stim' for reinvigorating our Whelan feelings), Dutch WAG Yolanthe Sneijder hot in a bikini and nipple slipping (kudos to the benevolent 'Rod'), Cailin Russo quite topless and also quite see-through in a double dip (double the Cailin showoff via 'JJ'), Gene Simmons daughter Sophie Simmons underwater nipple poking (caught on Instagram by speedy 'John'), Anais Zanotti blessedly topless in the Romanian Bunny mag (stellar nekkid body presented by 'Bill P.'), Hannah Martin and Sammi Jo topless tennis activities (hardcourt softballs envisioned by 'Francis'), brunette hottie Alyssa Miller quite topless (much ado about funbags from 'Ken Y.'), Hunter Haley King flashing deep bikini cleave on the soaps (many inches of thanks to 'Jeremy'), Cara Delevingne sextastic boudoir photos (Michelle Rodriguez girlfriend shots via 'Aimee'), Vanessa Paradis topless in yet another Euro-cinematic throwback (hot topless body views delivered by 'Don'), Zoe Trilling topless on the big screen (a ripe contribution from 'Devon E.'), Olivia Wilde so dam hot for Details (the new mommy back in her prime from 'Steven R.'), Indira Varma topless in her star making role (subcontinent ta-ta's via 'Epps'), Sandra McCoy topless in the dearly missed Femme Fatales (I shed a tear thanks to 'Owen'), Salma Hayek topless turn on the beach (I shall always bow down to 'Wright'), Erika Mader and some bodacious funbags in skinematics (a novel visual suggestion from 'Taylor'), and last, but hardly least, another skinematic classic set of ta's from Lori Jo Hendrix (kind wonderments contributed by 'Stan W.'). Now that's a Reader Finds! Enjoy.