Casey Batchelor Pink Bikini Barely Contains Her Ample Awesome Funbags

There are at least two things I absolutely adore about British reality star Casey Batchelor. No, not those. Get your mind out of the gutter. I was talking about her XL hooters. Wait, what were you thinking? Casey’s melons are quickly becoming the tubes of legend in the songs that are written by my lower appendage when overloaded on inspiration.

If you resemble a regular old schmoe, you might be working this week. If you look like the racktackular wonder that is Casey Batchelor, you’re in your bikini in Tenerife catching some rays and making every man on the island search for cold water to mitigate his suffering. Talk about your water nymphs exiting the water to strained necks. Casey Batchelor will hurt you kindly. You can thank her even as you apply the soothing compresses. Enjoy.

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Lola Ponce Bicycle Riding Hottie Workout in Miami for Argentinean Strong

Argentinean transplant hottie Lola Ponce takes her MILFtastic workouts quite seriously. Enough so that even a broken arm doesn’t stop her from bike riding and doing wonderfully naughty things to a tree in a park in Miami leaving me feeling very jealous of one lucky former sapling.

The singer and model and actress and all around sextastic lovely from Sudamericana is a winter time fixture in Miami these past few years. She keeps fit the old fashion ways of outdoor activities and exercise as opposed to the more strenuous indoor gym workouts I watch through the windows and pretend I’m not. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working. I’m a sucker for a sextastic lady on a bike. Or off a bike. Or no bike at all. I’m super flexible. Te amo, Lola. Let’s do something shameful. Enjoy.

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Linda Zimany Topless Bodyshots of Hungarian Model Perfection

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Julia Frauche Topless French Classic Blonde Beauty For Lui Magazine

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Fashion model Julia Frauche treats us today to a bare essentials topless look at her fineries in Lui magazine. I believe ‘lui’ is the French word for OMG or something like that, because I feel that acronym coming on nearly every time they feature a high profile fashion model without many clothes on. They certainly do know how to pick them. We certainly know how to blankly stare. It’s a match truly made in hot girl heaven.

Julia Frauche is probably more familiar to the lady set who follow the style and fashion magazines, but now you can store this blonde slender boobtastic lovely in your libido for a rainy day or just a random Tuesday. Mother Nature remains the world’s greatest artist. A fact I’m reminded of nicely each and every time I lay my prurient peeps upon a beauty such as Julia. Enjoy.

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Renata Moesia Wears A Floral Print Bikini While Doing A Photo Shoot In Malibu

Brazilian hottie and professional attractive person Renata Moesia used her ample ta-tas to sell expensive water in this photo shoot in Malibu . She was wearing a floral print bikini that left little to the imagination. Her boobs are so mighty that the fabric of the bikini top is stretched to capacity. Renata has a spectacular pair of chi chis, which I’m starting to believe is just the norm in Brazil. Every Brazilian woman seems to be a ridiculous specimen of hottitude. I really must get down there so that I can experience these gals first hand. But let’s not forget her perfectly shaped and highly smackable booty. Renata’s butt is sublime. I’d like to get a bronze mold of it made so that I can hang it above my fireplace and look at it every night before bedtime.

If only Renata would return my phone calls and meet me up for coffee and a vigorous motorboating of her boobage I would leave her alone. I’d buy the coffee.

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Mila Kunis Super Chesty In Corset For “Jupiter Ascending” Premiere At The Chinese Theatre

Mila Kunis had her twin moons descending at the premiere of Jupiter Ascending. She was wearing a black dress with a bustier that pushed her boobs almost to her throat. The result was some spectacular cleav the likes of which are only seen once in a generation. Mila is, of course, one of the hottest young actresses out there. I’ve had a thing for her since she was on That 70′s Show as Ashton Kutcher’s girlfriend. Then I got to see her boobs kinda in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I was hooked. I’m even going to shell out a ton of money to see Jupiter Ascending in Imax 3D just so I can stare at those glorious funbags three stories high and popping out of the screen to smack me in the face.

In the movie she plays a girl that is destined to rule the Earth or something. I would gladly allow her to be queen so I could get a look at the crown jewels.

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Kendall Jenner Braless And Gigi Hadid See Through Booty For Vogue

I’m not one to tell photographers how to conduct their photoshoots. Especially a pro like Mario Testino shooting for Vogue. He knows exactly what to do when he’s given two young hot big time models to shoot in Venice Beach. Hmm, can’t be too obvious here. How about you, Kendall Jenner, you come out in a cropped sweater and no bra, showing off your tight yummy midriff and the outline of your alluring melons. Gigi Hadid, you come out in a dress that looks innocent enough, but is quite see-through on the bottom showing off your panties and bare sweet cheeks. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Oh, to be a fashion photographer of the most sextastic and passion inducing young ladies on the planet. I’d give up both this job and my car wash detailing gig for such a vocation. The earthly pleasures on set of such shoots would be almost too much for me. I wonder if anybody would notice that my hands were constantly shaking and my camera bag was placed discreetly over my mid-to-low-section. Perhaps, but I’d be in charge so I’d just smile and order less clothing on the models! Enjoy.

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