Toni Garrn In A Black Bikini On A Yacht in Ibiza

German model and Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Toni Garrn was spotted on a yacht in Ibiza looking hot as F. She was sporting a very tiny black bikini. Toni is slim but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a nice set of ta-tas. Judging by the cleavage in these pics, and my expertise in the boob sciences, I would say she's got a solid B cup. The rest of her body is outstanding. Her bare stomach and long legs are exemplary examples of German engineering. She's also got a nice pert and petite booty. It's not a Kardashianesque biggun' but it's just curvy enough. My grandfather told me when I was a lad that you can't trust a woman with a flat butt. They're unhappy and hiding something. Words to live by.

I've always envied Leonardo DiCaprio's ability to bag the hottest models on the planet. I mean, this guy has bedded them all. I guess it helps if you are an A-list star, good-looking, and a multimillionaire that can take them on yacht vacations in Ibiza.

Barbara de Regil Lingerie Shoot for Soho Magazine, Super En Fuego Latina Thespianics

I couldn't possibly get enough of sultry hot Mexican actresses taking off their clothes, or most all of their clothes, for outrageous alluring shoots as this look at Barbara de Regil in her white panties and bras for Soho Magazine Mexico. Now, you may not keep your satellite dish trained South of the border as I do for all the hot raven-haired beauties in film and television, but then you can count on me to bring you the best of those smoking hot Latinas. Like Barbara who makes me want to watch eleven more movies I can barely understand just to see her swishing her sextastic lady form in barely there clothing.

One day, I really must perfect my Spanish language skills and woo many hot young drama queens of Mexico and points South. It's sort of my destiny I suppose, I mean, once I conclude my destiny of watching every single NFL Sunday Ticket game without missing a play on any. I'm like Hercules, I need more than just one great challenge. But when the time comes, Barbra, trust me, I shall be at your doorstep singing canciones on my mandolin and holding up at least seven possible shades of nail polish to do your toes. I know, there's no way she says no. Enjoy.

Julia Pereira Slender Fine Brazilian Beach Body Tees Up the Weekend

If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we're both doing it for the first time again. I think that's called romantic, but I'm not sure.

If you can't find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can't find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.

Britney Spears’ Lusty Lingerie and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Busting Out
We'd like to see a whole lot more of her funbags Read More »
Selena's Skin
She celebrated her birthday by giving us the gift of ta-tas Read More »
Chicks Doing Chores
These half-nekkid babes know how to clean up well Read More »

Britney Spears slips into some lingerie and proves she's still got it (Starpulse)

Ludivine Kadri's ta-tas are busting out of her bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez celebrates her birthday by giving us skin (Popoholic)

These babes really know how to make 'em bounce (The Chive)

We like a chick who knows how to clean up (Ranker)

Jennifer Lopez teases us nekkid in the bath (HuffPo)

Paige Butcher shows off her perfect curves in bondage (FOX)

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 

We had a rather warm reception to last week's announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d' lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

Playboy.TV Free For One Week Still Rolling. Do Not Miss Out!

Emily plays the role of naughty "Insatiable' vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I've been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It's never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M's. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

Ludivine Sagna Bikini Boobtastic Weighs Heavily On My Naughty Mind

I'm not sure what materials and construct are used by the bikini makers for soccer WAG Ludivine Sagna, but they have to be using some space age polymers (whatever that means) to bear the tensile strength of those oustanding mammma jammas. I'm not into the science of wardrobing so much as I am into the science of the sextastic, and Ludivine continues her busty brunette bikini show of shows in Miami this week with her dumb soccer husband somewhere we could care less about.

Every time Ludivine exits the water, the ocean cries another salty tear. As would I. Were I Neptune, I'd generate a tide that kept her in my clutches, and then I'd do some things with my firm, but gentle trident I can't talk about on here because this is a family friendly site. Suffice it to say, there would be froth. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Sophie Reade Topless Ta-Ta’s Robust and Ready for Reveal

 

Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can't claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who'd make my top ten list of ladies I'd love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.

Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she's perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you're not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you're not dreaming properly. Thank God It's Funbags!