Padma Lakshmi Bikini Dick

The Top Chef hostess posted a bikini picture of herself on Instagram announcing that her friend says it looks like she has a cock in her bikini bottoms. She added the caveat that her friend is gay so he sees cock everywhere. That's a lot of information for one bikini picture. Also, I see the cock too. Maybe she shouldn't have posted this one. There has to be a reason why billionaires keep banging her. Millionaires have sex with high maintenance celebrities they regret almost immediately. Billionaires employ attractive orphans that nobody will miss after they grow tired of them. But a hot Indian girl with a fat shlong who knows how to cook. I can see a Dell brother deciding that's worth a portion of the empire.

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