Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn’t.

Oprah Winfrey has everyone kissing her ass again today thanks to a planted story on Page Six, which got picked up by AOL and the Huffington Post and others, except now the headline says, "Oprah Feeds Homeless Man Dinner, Gives Him A Fat Wad Of Cash."

A homeless man named Eddie saw Oprah Winfrey eating dinner on the patio of Scarpetta in Beverly Hills recently. Eddie asked her for a bowl of soup, (but) the media mogul did him one better.
"Please, can we get him some money, get him a meal?" asked Oprah. As Scarpetta staff brought him a "feast," one of Oprah's dinner companions handed over a bunch of cash.

Oh hey so it turns out Oprah did not feed a homeless man dinner or give him a fat wad of cash. Other people did. Her idea of charity is to oink orders at her staff, then wallow in the spotlight and take credit for things she didn't do or pay for.

In a related story, Gayle King was in a total panic when she heard Oprah lost her "fat wad", because that's her nickname for Oprahs clitoris.

(the pictures of seleta ebanks aren't relevant to anything, if you were wondering. well they are in the sense that i looked through a few pictures of oprah and panicked.)