bill-swift - December 13, 2013
You know how we love a good conspiracy theory here at Egotastic! That's because they are so wonderfully goofy. This one is no different. Behold the Russian Alien Autopsy! It has all the elements of a good conspiracy hoax: It's linked to a famous UFO incident, the military and KGB are involved, and there is grainy footage. The incident allegedly took place in 1969 when a UFO supposedly crashed near Sverdlovsk in Russia. The military soon moved in and took the craft and its alien pilots to an undisclosed base. It's like the Ruskie version of Roswell. Now, 44 years later, the footage has resurfaced.
Though, I must say, as crappy alien autopsy videos go, this one is pretty good. Unlike that one from the 90's that was all black and white and out of focus, this one is in full color and is a lot clearer. I also like that the alien isn't just a plain grey looking turd with big eyes. The alien has a nice purple color that I find aesthetically pleasing. I think if you are going to create a video hoax of aliens being cut apart, you should put a little time and money into it. Production value goes a long way. It's bullsh!t, of course but fun. I mean, if like me your idea of fun is watching fake footage of extraterrestrial vivisection.
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