On Black Fridays At WalMart

Every civilization has an exact moment in which they start to collapse. Some say Rome's fall began when Nero burned large parts of the city. For we Americans the beginning of the end for us as a people is repeated every year on Black Friday in WalMarts across our great land. Sure, the Wal isn't the only place where people de-evolve into primates with bad manners but it's definitely the worst. That's why, like every year, I'll keep my distance and fiddle while our once great nation burns to the ground.