aldo-vallon - March 12, 2018
Lindsey Vonn’s performance at the Olympics may have been underwhelming, but that does not mean that I will think of her any differently. She will always be one of the Ohlympians that is closest to my heart. The way she gripped those ski poles made me feel all sorts of emotions that I had not felt since I first saw a girl hold an N64 controller.
I am still a little disappointed that her relationship with Tiger Woods did not last. If those two had bred they might have created an unstoppable athlete. With Lindsey’s skiing skills and Tiger’s fine motor function, the good ol’ US of A might have finally stood a chance at winning the biathlon.
Europe has been making us look like chumps for far too long. What was the point in even buying Alaska if they are not going to help us win a few Olympic medals? Outside of The Deadliest Catch and deaths by bears can you name one thing that they have given to this nation. In my opinion it is about time that they stopped being dead weight and started producing some off-brand Scandinavians.
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