Olympian Lindsey Vonn Turning Heads At Drake’s VIP Party In Black Leather Mini-Dress

I imagine if one wants to wear a dress made out of leather then the only practical option is for it to be a minidress. Leather does not breathe, is all I am saying, so you are going to want to let as much skin be exposed as possible. And if some of that skin happens to be located around your genitals then all the better. There is nothing quite like a gentle refreshing breeze over the scrotum, or the female equivalent, I assume.

Given that in Lindsay’s profession she was required to wear full body, skin tight suits I am not surprised that she jumps at any opportunity to let the skin show. In my profession I have to wear an old robe and boxers. If you think I am putting on the old monkey suit on the weekends as well then you are out of your mind. I go full nude except for loafers. I take comfort in knowing that I can run out of my house at a moment’s notice in the event of a home invasion. I am not going out like one of those suckers who does not wear shoes. Good job, you avoided being murdered only to die from stepping on a used needle.

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