bill-swift - August 16, 2017
Olivia Palermo is one of those rather unique sextastic celebrities insomuch as she truly is really a socialite. She's made a few reality show appearances in reality shows involving young women working in high fashion in New York, but for the most part, she's simply a girl of means who attends fashion shows, doesn't eat so much, and has important boyfriends and travels the world's vacation expensive spots. I'm not mocking the life, I'm wanting it for myself.
Palermo always delights onlookers near and mostly really far away with a bikini whilst on beach vacation. Such as this pink number via telescopic lens in Capri, Italy. Assume that's where you're supposed to be in mid August if you're in high society. Assume that's where I'd love to be right now, helping Olivia get those hard to reach places like her back and about five other body part names I learned in Sex Ed in sixth grade. As if I wasn't already fluent by fourth.
Olivia doesn't demand attention or spotlight or seek out exhibitionist eyeballs, but she delivers her own quiet two piece slender body shots nonetheless. I have a quiet respect for her. And a less quiet idea on how to feed her sandwiches until she's size worthy of my clutches. Enjoy.
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