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Olivia Munn Seems Really Proud Of Her Ass, As She Really Should Be

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aldo-vallon - August 21, 2018

That look over the shoulder is a thing of beauty. It is like women are carrying an evolutionary trait that allows them to increase their sexiness threefold when they do it. Maybe two thousand years ago it was an advantage to them to look sexy when they looked behind themselves. That way if an enemy soldier was chasing them he would think twice about killing them.

Maybe I should clarify that most women seem to carry this trait with them. Some women clearly came from the villages that were always doing the invading, so there was no need for them to ever turn their heads back. These are the ladies that jerk their heads around in quick motions and end up looking like birds.

I hope that does not come off too harsh, because I will readily admit that I am unable to perform the look with any success. I just tried it when I was getting into my car and a hippie emptied out his tote bag filled with groceries and placed it over my head. He said I looked like Sloth from The Goonies. Unfortunately, I have been called worst things in my life.

 

Photo Credit: MEGA / Backgrid USA

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