bill-swift - October 20, 2010
One of our readers recently wrote-in to complain that gadget-girl hottie Olivia Munn was every bit the cocktease that Katy Perry is, and wondered why we mock Katy Perry, while we give Olivia Munn a free pass. That made me think. I hate thinking. But I did. Then I grew weary and just made up an answer. Here it is:
Katy Perry makes money off showing skin. She doesn't do it on occasion, she does it all the time. She flashes cleavage and high thighs and bellies and panties and such, not when feeling flirty, but as part of her entire routine. It is her routine just as much as singing songs about kissing girls. (Which, by the way, still makes my hands shake even just typing it.) Olivia Munn is teasy, maybe even cockteasy, but it's not her shtick. Her shtick is arrousing fanboys to the degree that they accidentally forget the number of moons in the Tatooine sky during a brutal Star Wars Trivia battle with their girl cousin who they dream of kissing. Therefore, Olivia Munn, yes, we definitely need to see her naked, but, no, she doesn't deserve the same moniker as Katy Cocktease.
Now, let's drop the debate and ogle what we can of the sextastic Munntastic Olivia Munn.
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