Olivia Culpo Bares Chest for Breast Cancer

If there's one serious subject close to my heart, it's breast cancer. How can one be a lifelong lover of the finest chests on the finest female forms in the land and not be an avid supporter of ridding the world of this terrible plague. Such it was that Olivia Culpo made her way onto the red carpet for the Breast Cancer Research Fund baring her own chest in support of the righteous cause and reminding if not the ladies, then certainly the gentleman oglers that this is a disease that we all ought care about. Imagine your passion in life is maintaing lawns. Well, this is your gopher.

I'm not exactly sure what kind of devices and tapes and pulleys and lever systems Olivia used to keep her own sweet teats from falling right out of her dress, but the view was spectacular. I've immersed myself in sweet lady melons my entire life. I'm not stopping now. Whatever we can do to help, we must. Olivia, I have some fresh ideas if you'd like to come by my place later on to discuss. You might find I have a different take on male-female courting than Tebow. Well, similar, but the exact opposite. So hot. Enjoy. 

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