Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God. Oh My God.

Halle Berry has got some funny looking fans. (Popsugar)

Jenny McCarthy is a writer now? Um, Okay. (Hollywood Tuna)

Sure, Sharon Stone is crazy, but not that crazy. (Defamer)

David Spade dishes on that whole Heather Locklear / Denise Richards thing. (A Socialite's Life)

Looks like Britney Spears didn't go to her husband's little show. I think it's cuz he sucks. (IDLYITW)

Obviously, Nicole Richie doesn't spend much when she goes out to "eat." (Hollywood Rag)

Unsurprisingly, Angelina Jolie was rated most beautiful by People magazine. (Just Jared)

While Jennifer Lopez was rated the most beautiful person in People magazine. Well, the Spanish version, anyway. (Pink is the New Blog)

David Bowie's looking a little bit bloated. (Dlisted)

So, what's Eddy Murphy up to these days? (CityRag)

Snoop Dogg started a riot at Heathrow airport in London. (Yeeeah!)

Why isn't the war in Iraq going very well? Maybe it's because the troops are getting beaten up my monkeys. (CollegeHumor)