Oh, Hottie MILF Get Together: Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie Rub Mom Shoulders at Baby2Baby Gala

Oh, sure, we here at Egotastic! may have the maternal instincts of a spider to her spiderlings, but we do lust, and genuinely adore, of young hot celebrity moms, a good gaggle of whom got together over the weekend for the Baby2Baby Gala in Los Angeles, which I'm sure is a great event for some great cause, but our cause was most definitely checking out MILFs like Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie, and wondering just how much cocktails each would need before offering to change our soiled diapers.

I mean, not that we're into that kind of thing, but if Jessica Alba wanted to powder our bottoms, we'd say goo-goo and pucker our lips with pointed expressions of hunger, in the very least. Enjoy.