oh f**k you, People magazine

People magazine has named Jennifer Lopez as the Worlds Most Beautiful Woman, and they must mean off on some fantasy world because that's a ridiculous fucking statement. She's ok looking when she's all dressed up (*), but she still has a big ass and no tits. She's round, smooth, orange and rotten inside. People just named a pumpkin as the most beautiful woman on earth.

(*) my original plan was to post new pictures of her and call her ugly but she foiled that because the newest ones were from the American Idol finalist party and she looked sort of great. The bikini and bodysuit pics are from here and here.