Oh Balls, ‘Flappy Bird’ Brings Us Another Flappy Turd. With Helicopters

We've long since added Flappy Bird to the list of shit-tastic shit the world has seen enough of. That which should be instantly and definitively banished from all social media, on pain of death.

For the curious, the list currently stands at Flappy Bird, Justin Bieber and rom coms that are too damn light on the com. Which is pretty well all of them.

Anywho, yes. Mere months after removing the game from the App Store because it's ‘too effing addictive' (we're paraphrasing), Mr. Flappy Bird is back with another little ballache. Gentlemen, feast your eyes on Swing Copters.

Quoth Kotaku, ‘it's a lot like Flappy Bird but going up.' The same cutesy art, the same simple yet ass-numbingly compelling gameplay, presumably the same urge to disseminate highscores on Twitter despite everybody's lack of craps to give. Huzzah!

You'll be foul-your-undercrackers excited to hear that this'll be available for download tomorrow, and comes in two flavors: Free with ads spewing out of every orifice or paid, ad-free. But for the sake of humanity, give it the middle finger it so righteously deserves and be on your way.

Via Kotaku.