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Often I Think of Hailey Afton and Her Amazing Nude Body

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Mitch Jablonski - April 10, 2019

I don't know much about Hailey Afton, other than her last name sounds like a combination of After and Often. I don't know if that's what her ancestors were going for with that last name, but I think they'd be proud to know that their genes are alive and well in the form of the gorgeous—and gorgeously nude—Hailey Afton.

We all think about our legacy and what will come of our bloodline when it no longer courses through our veins. I think I'd be quite content to know that, hundreds of years from now, some progeny of mine is as beautiful as Hailey Afton, particularly when she's nude, lounging around the house, and flaunting her perfect body.

I don't think we'd want our descendants doing much more than that, after all, it can get quite tiring repressing all of those hunter gatherer instincts. Better to stay inside, nude, like Hailey Afton. She'd be making her ancestors proud if they could see her now. Hell, they'd probably pleasure themselves to her. They are cavemen, after all, and we don't expect much more than that from cavemen.

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