Now You: Drink Of Choice This Christmas

Gallery Icon

Sam Robeson - December 23, 2018


Christmas is in two days, which means you're probably already surrounded by family and blind drunk. You can tell a lot about a guy based on what he drinks, but this is going to be a judgment-free zone. Within reason. I already confessed that I enjoy a big juicy gas station shard in my mouth. It's pronounced "shart" you plebes. I also like Bud Light Lime, vodka and tap water, and pretty much anything else that white trash alcoholics enjoy. The only drinks really I judge people on are artisan craft brews. If your beer tastes like Jolly Rancher-flavored gasoline you really do have problems. And don't you dare Instagram that cutesy label. Don't you fucking dare. Stay drunk guys, and let us know your drink of choice in the comments.

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

Tagged in:

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.