Now There Are Pokemon Go Sex Toys

It was only a matter of time before the innocent fun of that stupid Pokemon Go game was twisted into something sexual. They are called Pokemoan and they are a line of sex toys inspired by the little anime critters. They come in a variety of colors and shapes including Bulby, Squirty, Piky, and Charmy. They are available on Etsy of all places and they advertise, 

"Introducing our new range of Pokémoan sex toys! Become the ultimate Pokémoan master with your new silicone friends. Let your imagination run wild as you play under the sheets. Choose your new companion wisely, the pokésex data below has all the information you will need."

Maybe I'm a prude but I just couldn't take a sex toy based on Pikachu seriously. It reminds me of the time my best friend bought me a porn parody of The Exorcist called XXXorcist. There is no way you could use this thing for its intended purpose...unless you are really messed up. I guess there are plenty of folks out there that are into anime stuff and furrydom that it could work. Get them here...you sicko.