Nominations For Sexiest Thing On Two Legs: EmRata Edition

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aldo-vallon - April 14, 2018

I do not know how Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wound up driving the car that Emily Ratajkowski chose to lean up against, but he is clearly one lucky man. I never thought I would say this, but I think I envy the man who used to grow pot in his car. There must be some money in selling illegal drugs because he was able to upgrade to a convertible and a track suit. That convertible will probably come in handy if he ever falls on hard times and needs to resort to growing pot in it again.

I think there is a good chance that Emily was created from the same batch of chemicals that created the Powerpuff Girls. Only after the first three came out of the pot the professor dropped a couple of cantaloupes, a playboy, and a box of makeup; hoping to finally get the recipe right this time. In my opinion I think he succeeded. All those superpowers those girls have are pretty useless when it comes to modeling. Just because they can fly around does not mean they can walk down a cat walk. And with their stubby little hands those girls couldn’t even become hand models.


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